the ultimate strip club list

The Playground has never been high mileage. It’s a place to go for a decent lap dance before or after the main course in a smaller intimate setting. Lap dances are only topless but you’ll…

Part of a 3 club visit this weekend. Apologies for details but some trips were on the shorter side and I don't typically have great memory for dancers.

I don't live too far away but had…

Part of a 3 club visit this weekend. Apologies for details but some trips were on the shorter side and I don't typically have great memory for dancers.

This was my second club of the weekend,…

Part of a 3 club visit this weekend. Apologies for details but some trips were on the shorter side and I don't typically have great memory for dancers.

Like the others I visited this weekend, this…

I arrived at Palomino shortly before midnight on Saturday. There were a few customers in front of me waiting to go through the metal detector. The guy working security at the door was…

Not one of my usual stops. Topless only onstage, and six months ago all fuglies.
Only one exception this time, and she rocked my world.

Sorry. Gotta read all the boring stuff first. Ooh, the suspense.

DR…

Recently discovered this site and thought i will add my recent experience at sugars.
Visited on Thursday evening around 4:30ish. Was not asked for any cover. This is a smallish club with not much parking as…

I read a promising review from another member of the site and decided to check out Treasures just past midnight on Saturday. My timing wasn’t good as I arrived rights after two party buses…

On my way home, I decided to pass by Synn. I’ve been a handful of time before the pandemic but haven’t visited since. Building was easy to find, as it was right on the corner…

I have not been into SR since the pandemic, but used to come in regularly on weeknights since I used to spend a lot of time in LV for work. This trip was purely pleasure…

Found myself in town for a wedding and decided to drop in. This trip went straight to the back room as they were closed on my previous visit. I certainly was not disappointed. Cover was…

Years ago this was my go-to club, but things began to deteriorate slowly: the lap dance price went up from $20 to $25, they stopped doing in-house food service (the food used to be excellent),…

I didn’t have the time or energy to make a long drive to a better club. Much of the details are the same as my previous review. Skip to the “dancers” section for the main…

Went around 4PM on weekday. Free Parking. Cheerful lady at the door said "welcome back to Red Rose!". Then she realized mistaking me for someone else. But I interjected "even tho we never met, we…

Arrived around 10:45 on Sunday night. Cover was $15. It was pretty dead - there was around 10 girls there. Highballs were $10.

I'm sure that most people on this site are familiar with the layout…

I went to the club on Tuesday and then Wednesday. I know that these days are usually slow in most strip clubs but I remembered that this club was typically frequented by a lot of…

The owner of Booby Trap is a legend in the industry and I have spent a small fortune at his Detroit clubs when my career had me covering the Motor City. I have met…

The physical stats have been posted ad naseum, however, Large rectangular bar a couple poles. half decent music, light enough to see what is going on, Music while loud is not so loud you can't…

At the risk of being accused of writing a club ad by an overly-opinionated knucklehead, here it goes…I LOVE THIS CLUB!!! Dollar for dollar, I think this is one of the best strip clubs…

It was my first time in Seattle after a couple of years and I remember that the best club I knew there was Pandora.
As it was Saturday, which, from decades of experience, I know that…

So I went here back in March of 2019 before the whole covid lockdowns started. A few friends were visiting from out of town and as this is the gentleman’s club I frequented most in…

I'm broken-hearted.

Getting to Tampa was always a treat, and it's been a long time since work has gotten me within striking distance. So I was excited to revisit the three or so clubs I…

I decided to give Players another chance after a taking a hiatus due to this club's dwindling number of dancers and customers. I was glad that I did.

Valet remains the same cost at $7…

Went to Vixens late night after seeing some bands play down the road at a music festival. Had a great time and decided to go back so here’s a combo review. It has…

This was Friday. What better way to spend a day then to pay sluts to get naked for you. I decided to venture down the I-5 for a Kittens retry, given my last experience there.…

The Bit is still undergoing ABC issues. The solid curtain that was on the lapdance booths that had been replaced with flimsy ones are now gone altogether. The booths are wide open and,…

Huntsville days is sinking, OMG

Arrived at 2:00 on Thursday to find Uncle Bucks closed due to a flood, OK, the Bucks girls will be at Scores, well here goes.
Headed in and paid the $5…

Visited on a Friday afternoon from around 1:30pm until 8pm.
The building and facilities are very nice and clean.

The "Main" stage is just to the right as you walk in with a back smoking patio over…

So I was in the area for work with some time to kill and wanted to see some other clubs in the area. Arrived around 530 or so and didn't pay a cover and…

This was my first visit to the club. Arrived around 9 on a Wednesday. I paid the $25 entry and went in after being frisked. Only a handful of customers and maybe 8…

Huntsville days is sinking, OMG

Arrived at 4:00 on Thursday to find a fairly empty parking lot, headed in and paid the $5 cover to the lovely Mary Jane, bartender and great club person, it is…

Stopped by about 3:30 pm on a Friday afternoon. Parking here is always super easy. They have a big lot, which had a decent number of cars as I rolled in.

No one was working…