You ever wonder how some of these IG girls with their fitness journeys got followed on your accounts? I've got three or four where I can't figure out which stripper tree they're on. And then noticed that a couple of them have made some really great progress? And then said to yourself "in about ten more pounds Imma slide into those DMs and see what happens" lol?
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You've got to slide in before that.
Ted Mosby: You go to a gym, don't you?
Barney Stinson: I go to World Fitness, but I don't go to work out.
Ted Mosby: You don't?
Barney Stinson: No, I go to invest.
Barney Stinson: [at the gym] There's one of my investments. Hey, Sheila! Looking good!
Ted Mosby: You invest in women?
Barney Stinson: I invest in women who - How can I put this delicately? - They fat! I give them the attention they don't get now, and when they get hot, who do they come to? The guy who gave them attention back when they weren't.
Ted Mosby: I don't know if I should be disgusted or impressed.
If you want a girl who is losing weight get her before or while she's losing it
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