Playground Cabaret
7509 15th Ave NW Seattle, WA 98117

Decent Lap Dances. Just Keep Your Expectations Low.

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Jul 17, 2022, 4:29 PM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

The Playground has never been high mileage. It’s a place to go for a decent lap dance before or after the main course in a smaller intimate setting. Lap dances are only topless but you’ll always get in decent top goods and ass fondling. It helps that the strippers here are usually hotter than at the other clubs in town. This place is small. Really small. One medium sized stage surrounded by individual couches. The LDA is just two continuous couches adjacent to each other, meaning that you’ll be fondling a strippers ass right next to the other pervs. I had just had the main course at Kittens and was in the mood for lower-key perving so I swung by at 1:30. Only spent 60.

I walk and pay the 5 for the drink. No day cover. A hottie in a bra and a mini skirt is working the bar. Some of the better bar eye candy in town I’ve seen in awhile. There’s a petite AA stripper hanging out at the bar in a thong . Poppy is twerking naked on stage as I take a seat. She’s a thick white girl with a fat luscious ass and a big natural rack. Does some ass spreading and then the song ends. Throws her panties on and heads to VIP with the only other monger in the club.

Next up is the AA. She’s loses the bra on the first song. Small supple tits. Not my thing. I throw a few ones on stage. She twerks and and starts to work the pole. Next song. I throw a ten. Panty drop. Firm little cute ass. She drops down and does a pussy spread. I’m perving hard. Head over to the stage and throw a five. We’re making decent eye contact and she’s doing a ass spread for my pleasure. Song ends. Bra and panties come back on and she comes over for the sell, but I’m waiting for Poppy. I need real ass and tits to fondle. Shake her off with the usual bullshit line (“Just got here. Later for sure”). Poppy heads out of VIP and immediately heads my way for the sell. We go back to the LDA.

As we wait for the next song she sits down on my lap. My hands slide over her ass a bit as we wait. Cue the song. She loses her bra and sticks the top goods in my face. I start to fondle. She starts twerking and I start to fondle the thick ass. Get in some slapping. Even with her still wearing a thong on I’m digging it. All slapping and fondling is on the menu aside from the kitty.

The other perv in the club didn’t leave after his VIP and he heads into the LDA with the AA at this point. She loses the bra, starts twerking on his lap and he’s getting in some fondling a few feet away. Fondling your stripper right next to the other pervs is just something you have to get used to at the Playground. Whatever. Being in the company of other pervs isn’t the biggest deal. It’s not like your fondling a stripper in a feminist studies classroom. Just know that if you go here you’ll probably be feeling up the stripper you chose only a few feet away from the next perv. If that’s a problem for you shouldn’t go here.

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Decent Lap Dances. Just Keep Your Expectations Low.