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Let's go, Brandon!
review
published 3 yrs ago
Great lap dance, dubious atmosphere share insights if you have any

8.3

Found out about Carl’s while googling strip clubs in the Chicago area. Recently moved here from another state and we didn’t have places like Carls, Bobby’s or Allstars there.

Anyway, popped into Carl’s around 6pm…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Saturday afternoon
reviewed by
CaptinShlong

7.7

I haven’t been here for a long time and a few upgrades were made. The VIP booths had been changed (plexiglass on top and weird lighting inside), the lighting was different around the bar then…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Same old, same old
reviewed by
fenwayfav

6.0

I use to come here fairly often but stopped as I thought the talent had really gone downhill. My last few visits didn't last long as I found the girls to be quite…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
OT: PISSED OFF WOMEN TENNIS PLAYERS
posted by
rattdog

youtube.com

i always knew that serena williams was real strong but damn!!! the damage to those rackets!!!

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Political Discourse
OT: Victim Fights Off Two Attempted Muggers In Philadelphia Shootout
posted by
Papi_Chulo

A man managed to fight off two armed assailants in Philadelphia while being shot twice.

Video from nearby buildings recorded a 46-year-old man fighting off two armed attackers in the early afternoon on Monday. The attempted…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
OT: I'm sure it was just an accident
posted by
Papi_Chulo

"Constipated Iranian Man Goes To Hospital. His Rear End Holds A Surprise"

A constipated Iranian man went to the hospital only because his wife was concerned about his refusal to eat, his abdominal pain, and what…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Political Discourse
OT: Infamous Cartel Boss With $20M Bounty Nabbed In Mexico
posted by
Papi_Chulo

Authorities arrested Mexican drug lord Rafael Caro Quintero of the infamous Sinaloa Cartel on Friday.

Caro Quintero was highly sought by the U.S. government, taking a place on the FBI’s “Ten Most Wanted” list with a…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Dive... let's do it again soon.
reviewed by
Jeepslow

5.7

Stopped into Vivide for the first time earlier this week. I had read a few reviews, but I tried to set aside any preconceived notions and let the experience speak for itself.
Approaching the front…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Sorry to see it go, but not too sorry
reviewed by
Bluetaco12

5.7

It’s definitely closed now for good. I drove by and saw it all locked up. I’ve gone here a lot over the years. I’m sad that it closed but it was definitely going down hill…

review
published 3 yrs ago
The place to be!
reviewed by
Spearo1

6.7

Came here on a Wednesday evening time. I guess I got lucky because it’s their mandatory work day, so there was plenty of ladies to choose from. Plenty of white, Latina, and African American…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Coming to terms with and accepting the reality that your institutionalized
posted by
Muddy

It’s dawned on me that my natural habitat is in the strip club. It seems I can leave it but it can’t leave me. Some recent signs

-I was at the library and told the librarian,…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Angels is one of the best hidden gems in the country!
reviewed by
Tazdevcl

9.7

This is another club review in my Truck Driving around the country series.

There are a lot of strip clubs out there that call themselves “gentleman’s clubs” but few really deserve the title, but Angels Gentleman’s…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Disappointed as regulars seemed to dominate here. Not a chance to tip either.
reviewed by
PepsiMan

5.7

Arrived a little before 2. Three seperate older dudes were leaving. Walked in and no cover or anybody at the stand just inside the second set of doors. The bartender was…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Mixed Bag
reviewed by
dogchain

6.0

Went on 4th of July weekend and have not been to this place in a long time. Months if not longer. Pre-Covid this used to be a can't miss spot. Now my experience was mixed.…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Monthly Trip to XTC
reviewed by
Joedum5060

8.7

Call be a dirty old man, but when you want to see naked women, this is the place to go in the Austin area. I arrived shortly before 5:00 pm, so parking was free. Cover…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Bleh Thursday Afternoon
reviewed by
Joedum5060

7.7

I made my monthly visit to Austin strip clubs yesterday. As usual, my entry fee was waived since I am retired military. I believe it was $5 otherwise until later in the evening. I only…

review
published 3 yrs ago
E11EVEN...a strip club within a lively Miami nightclub
reviewed by
casey22

6.7

I am not sure how many TUSCL subscribers visit E11EVEN , but it’s quite a unique club. I hadn’t been since right before the pandemic so I decided to check it out and see…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Worth checking out but hit or miss
reviewed by
StripClubXpert

7.0

I had a great time on a Tue night with Honey. There were 13-15 girls working - white/black/latina. Most were 20s to 30s but some older. Half of them were thin & fit. The rest…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Scratched the itch (it was open, and there was a dancer)
reviewed by
redaero

6.3

110 for 20min. 220 for an hour. Lots of access. Monday ~930pm. Said "what the hell" after my first few stops (ritz, hustlers) were closed, so i stopped in to check it out. No cover.…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Wow, finally back on track!
reviewed by
Htxx

10.0

It’s almost embarrassing in hindsight how much time and money I spent here 5 or 6 years before the virus hit. I loved this club back then as an afternoon guy there was never valet,…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Tale of The Mysterious Same Nights But Different Days
reviewed by
gemstones

7.0

Greetings, I recently Decided to take a trip down memory lane and hit up Dreamgirls on a Tuesday and Friday in the same week. I hadn't been since the club was called Hustlers. Sad to…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Worth Going but be careful who you get a VIP with
reviewed by
StripClubXpert

7.7

This is my first time back since my last review in Aug 2021

I went on a Saturday around 7pm and left by 10pm.
This is about two blocks off of I87. Small single-story blue building with…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
TJ Mongers
Hotel Cascadas vs Hotel Rizo De Oro
posted by
devl_dawgg

Cost increases and rule changes at Hong Kong and Hotel Cascadas have been mentioned recently in a few reviews and discussions. I had planned to stay at Cascadas during my next trip but, I…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Closed Mon 27 july 22
reviewed by
redaero

6.7

Closed on monday 27 july (~9pm). Everything i had seen online said it was open, here, insta, thier website, etc. So i was supprised when i stopped by around 9pm and the doors were…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
New to SCs; Best spots in NJ (with extras if possible)
posted by
cesard19007

Started frequenting clubs recently and very very new to all this and reading many discussions and reviews it seems things are changing in NJ regarding extras and some clubs closing and re-opening. Seems Hitching…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Thursday
reviewed by
Dre33

6.3

Around 8 customers. One Latina bartender in the bar. About 6 dancers. Dancer talent I would say was below average. Two 20 something girls I would maybe say were like a 6 or so they…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Worth a visit
reviewed by
JAX143

7.7

I’ve been to Pharoah’s several times over the past two months. There is a cute Puerto Rican bartender who twerks on a frequent basis and a hot blond who is a bit more reserved but…

review
published 3 yrs ago
First time at BDD got rinsed but my fault
reviewed by
nuke569

7.3

Went to BDD on a weekend night and it was my first time to club ever. My fault for not reading the forums beforehand but I got rinsed. Got a drink at the bar and…

review
published 3 yrs ago
West Terre Haute, seriously where is that dive? Great prices!
reviewed by
One123456

8.0

West Terre Haute, seriously where is that?

Overall the Club actually is pretty good. Club is only
Open Thursday, Friday and Saturday. It isn’t open any other days of the week which is odd to me.…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Club Desire Crew Explained
posted by
48-Cowboy
review
published 3 yrs ago
Boring
reviewed by
ghostno1

5.3

I was in the fort visiting friends and one wanted to go out to hit a club. We were staying downtown and I've never been to Shangra La, so figured why not give…