Strip Club Tour
Soon I will find myself in the exceedingly rare (for me) situation of being unencumbered by homefront obligations for an entire week. This has left me wondering if I should consider spending part or all of that time on a leisurely strip club tour.
I am open to thoughts from the board as to where I should go, but please bear in mind the following caveats:
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It has to be within a one day drive of NE Florida;
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If I was to visit a "stretch" location like KY or WV, it would have to have a good Sunday/Monday night shift as I will be unable to drive more than 4-5 hours on a weekday because I still have a business to run;
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I cannot club much during the day for the same reason provided for number 2 above - business to run; and
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Any place I stop has to have at least a few decent club options to explore. I recently learned the hard way during my last stop in Martinsburg WV what happens when I burn a valuable night visiting a club with no local competition.
I'd be very interested to hear any thoughts.
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last commentGo For It Rick!
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The Rolling Stones - Gimme Shelter ('Havana Moon' Live) w/ Sasha Allen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clGX_J19_9o
I should also add a 5th caveat: No large metro areas for me on this trip. I already have ample opportunities to visit those for work reasons…
Would be helpful if u specify what kinda experience ur looking for qnd what type of dancers.
^ pics too please!
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^ Papi I am not overly fond of black clubs and other clubs with heavy urban themes. Other than that, I enjoy exploring a diverse selection of…
^ Rick understands the importance of meeting your women by f2f, instead of by escort ads and referral services!
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Stones, Gimme Shelter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clGX_J19_9o
So I offer the suggestion of the Huntsville AL area strip clubs, with perhaps a stop at the Jack Daniels Distillery on the way over or back.
I think Huntsville is really all black?
Then their is that black Furnace in Birmingham, a membership model venue.
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I'd say that the "no large metro areas" plus the "local competition" requirement are to some degree exclusive of each other. Doesn't seem like there are many viable…
You have some good options to the south of you, just stop short of Miami to avoid the traffic, Pompano isn't a bad stop, with 4 good choices,…
Some of the areas that have hit my radar include the following:
Pasco County, FL Huntsville, AL Knoxville, TN Louisville KY (stretch) Morgantown, WV (stretch) Greensboro, NC Raleigh-Durham, NC
And of course I am not lazy…
@25: I should have also said that I was looking for something outside of FL (Pasco County excepted). Daytona is almost local to me and I know…
TOFTT and try Fayetteville, North Carolina. It used to be a top 5 city for strip clubs. Not many reviews lately.
One area I passed through recently didn’t have time to hit any clubs though but I was interested in but maybe the Emerald coast area strip clubs. (Although…
Rick: In your case, you might need to start with where haven't you been that holds any level of interest to you (in any way😎). Or take on…
@Muddy: Thanks for your thoughts and I will keep a couple of those locations in mind.
As far as SE Florida, the problem is that if I go…
Rick. Last time I was in Pasco at Bare Assets, they have had an influx of Cubans that I hadn't noticed until recently. You stated above…
@rockie: Fair points all. I provided a handful of areas that I am considering, but I will also provide some additional exclusions.
I used to club in Charlotte…
Will42 has done exhaustive research in Knoxville, Huntsville, and Louisville for a man that resides in TN.
Obviously good SC areas are the exception rather than the norm - in the SE FL is the best place, outside of FL maybe Atlanta but ATL seems…
Rick:
Three suggestions:
Sample the clubs in Tampa, St. Pete and Pasco County
Longer drive to Pompano Beach
Indulge in a stop at one of…
Rick if you make it to OH or PA or MD I'd love to be of service and assist you with the bars you are looking for. …
For Louisville, a Sunday/Monday stop over would be somewhat iffy. There are some clubs open, but they won't have the best girls. PT's will be open,…
@Jimmy: Appreciate the kind offer. But you're right that it's probably a little further than I'm likely to go.
@GMD: Thank you for the intel, which is much appreciated. I definitely don't want to spin my heels in Louisville when I could readily enjoy Lexington. …
I mean if it’s just OTC and you haven’t done Greensboro/Raleigh Durham I would probably try one of those and your back up plan if doesn’t work out…
Would it be worth a trip to the Atlanta area?
I know Florida to Atl can be a long drive, and I’m not sure Atl is still so…