The All New Dancers Ranch

Was back in Iowa for work and decided to try out some clubs. I arrived at the club near opening at 9pm. The club is located south of Cedar Rapids and a…

Thursday evening, driving north to Minnesota so stopped in Cedar Rapids for some ranch. Arrived at about 6 pm to a rather full parking lot. Figured that would be interesting for the line…

Walked in about 5pm this Friday. No cover, was greeted at the bar by the bartender. Middle aged tall blonde. Ordered a coke and tipped her a buck.…

This is the 3rd time that I've been to Dancers Ranch. This seems like a club that if you're a regular, you'll love it. I personally am not from here,…

I've reviewed this place before. I'm partial to it. It's just an old school strip bar. Sit at the bar, half naked girls will come flirt with you. I prefer going when…

Cedar Rapids, IA. Friday night. Coming up from the Quad Cities. Area seems fine to me, commercial drag. Plenty of parking walk in. Black guy at the podium, I believe cover was…

It was Saturday afternoon and I was in Cedar Rapids. Dancer's Ranch opened an hour before Woody's, and since I've never been to either, so that made the decision for me of…

I have to be in Cedar Rapids for work frequently, and I always stay at the hotel that's walking distance from Dancer's Ranch. I always pop in when I visit just because…

Was here a bit back, the place is in a safe part of town and I would have walked there from my hotel if it was a but warmer out. was $10…

I try to stop by the place if I pass through Cedar Rapids. It isn't far off I380. A few times it has been closed (Monday) so I'm not exactly…

I went to Dancers Ranch on a Saturday night at about 20:15. There was an ID check and a $10 cover charge. The bar is on the left as you enter. During…

Not one of my usual stops. Topless only onstage, and six months ago all fuglies. Only one exception this time, and she rocked my world. Sorry. Gotta read all the boring stuff first.…

I've reviewed this place before. It changes in some ways and stays the same in others. The basic layout has not changed in years. Pink walls (the sign out…

Stopped in on a Thursday evening around 5:30 and there was no cover. Good prices on beer. Few patrons at the bar but no dancers on stage. They were…

Traveling through Iowa at the end of August 2020 on a miserably hot and humid evening. Got to Cedar Rapids about 6 pm and decided to take stop and take a break.…

Neighborhood bar with topless women walking around. Love it! I like to shut at the bar, have a few beers, watch the ladies dance. The first girl that stopped to talk to me…

Stopped by on a Wednesday evening. Arrived about 5:00 p.m.. There were 4or 5 girls working. Immediately I could tell this was a second or 3rd tier Club. There was no…

Monger visiting Cedar Rapids; Been out of the game back home for a little while, doing the committed relations thing, but that thing was back at home & I was bored with…

Was in Cedar Rapids for work this week and decided to hit the local spots, starting with Dancer's as I have had a good time here in the past. The talent here…

I was on my way back home and decided to stop and stay the night in CR. Didn't feel like driving the extra 4 hours and wanted to see if this…

Back again to the Dancers Ranch. In my opinion this is a club best visited during daylight around happy hour time - 4-6pm ish. Here’s why I say that -…

Not real impressed with this place. Been here 3 times within the last month. First time I was a little timid being here for the first time which was during the week.…

Haven't been here in 5 or 6 months as I said no use going back. But after long winter decided to give it another try. Stopped by after work around 5:30 on…

This is a joint. It is a neighborhood joint that happens to have girls dancing (or maybe not dancing). It had a strange feeling to it. It was obvious…

All clubs are a little weird in one way or another. This place is no different. The building is pretty well kept for an old bar, but just a regular…

Had been about 5 or 6 months since my last visit, so decided to stop by midweek after work. Nothing has changed and this will be my last visit. Nothing wrong with…

Unlike the other clubs in Cedar Rapids the girls are topless instead of nude and there is a bar that serves alcoholic beverages. On average the dancers at the Ranch are…

So I was in CR for the night. I stopped in the place around 10 pm. The parking lot was full but the place was dead. All the…

I've really been wanting to visit a strip club for awhile now. Cedar Rapids doesn't have many choices, so I gave Dancers Ranch another chance. It's been about 8 months since I've…

I have previously described club. Passing thru and thought I would stop in to see what was happening around 6 on a Thursday. Only stayed about 40 minutes - saw…

I went before 5 so no cover. They had $2 or 3 dollar drafts. The dancers started at 5, those not dancing came out to the bar. The first heavy bellied black…

Stopped in on a cold winter night to see if I can't get a warm up. The place was just up the street from my hotel, so I chose it more…

I was driving past Dancers Ranch and decided to give it a try. It was around 5:30 on a Tuesday. Paid the $5 cover and took a seat at the bar. Draft…

This club is a little cheesy. I wouldn't call it classy, but it is clean and comfortable. The dancers are amazing and there is something for everyone. There is a…

$5 cover at about 6 at night. The bar is straight in front of entrance with plenty of regulars. Within 5 minutes of sitting at the bar this black chick was a…

This place is a dive bar, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. The other clubs in CR don't really get going until much later in the evening and I'm more of…

This is a good club. I would recommend a stop. Right when you walk in it was a $10 cover. The bar is right infront of you.…

Great local club, with two other clubs being BYOB they get all the 18 year old knuckleheads with $10 in their pockets. Nikki very pretty, friendly and appreciative of gentlemen who are clean,…

First time visiting this club, overall enjoyed my self and will come back. Not very fancy, more of your neighborhood bar feel which i liked. Bartender was attentive and friendly,…

I stopped into the Ranch the other night. I have been there many times. This was a typical night. $3 cover, reasonable drink prices. I do not remember the names of…

It had been years since I visited this club, thought I would check in out. Got there soon after it opened and nobody was onstage and the girls were just sitting around…

This is a place for those who just want to have a decent time. They are definitely not trying too hard to be a big fancy club. The interior reminds you more…

This is the first time I've been there since the new owners have taken over and the inside has definitely been spruced up.It's far less dingy and they've added a champagne room.…

I fit there about 10 PM on a Friday night. Cover was $10, NOT $3-5. Maybe because it was a Friday or 10 PM? Sat at the bar quite a while before getting…

I was in town for work, decided to stop into the Ranch. I have been here many times. $3 cover and reasonable priced drinks. Wide variety of dancers and most are…

Soo...as a frequent business traveler in the Central Midwest Cedar Rapids is one of my regular stops. On perhaps four different trips I have been to the Lumberyard and Woodys a…

The club looks really small from the outside. I hesitated to even stop because there were a bunch of thug looking types hanging around in front, so I drove past, turned around,…

I've been working here a long time... Longer than most of the girls currently there now... And on any given day or shift we have anywhere from 8+ women working. Day shifts…

Went and had a decent time. Good bar selection, 5 girls around the club/stage. It's a small place so that's plenty. Most of the girls are OK, but theres one or two…

Went back for a follow up visit and much better experience. First girl that walked up to me was a white college looking chick trying to chat me up. She seemed new to…

I have been bouncing around to clubs and think I have found my favorite. This club is a full bar and topless dancing. It is small, but very clean.…

Small parking upfront, not sure about the back. Showed up at about 10 and 3 black girls were walking in, between 7-9. Sat at the bar and got a $3 bud light.…

Sure it was snowing a bit, but it is January in Iowa, so deal with it. Got there around 10pm and there were 3 dancers and 4 customers. Girls were…

This place doesn't look like much from the outside, but it has been remodeled inside and offers a great relaxed atmosphere. Drinks are responsibly priced and depending on the night the girls…

This is the first time I visit a club in the state of Iowa and I am not impressed at all. It is located very near to the hotel I stay, maybe…

Ok liked this place-coming from California I am used to a different level of contact. However some pretty attractive ladies willing to sit at the bar in a casual atmosphere and have a…

Dancer's Ranch is the only strip club in town with a bar-and a pretty decent one at that. I like to go there and sit at the bar so I can…

You can have a good time or you can have a really good time here. It just depends on the girl or girls you talk to. I was there on a Tuesday…

I like it because it's a neighborhood bar where there happen to be some pretty skanky dancers. You can sit and drink a beer and not spend a lot and not get…

Went there on a Saturday night around 7 pm and was not charged a cover. Nobody was dancing so I grabbed a beer at the bar and waited. An AA…

Tried this place again Friday night and had a good time. I had hoped that Nicole would be working, but alas, she was nowhere to be found. Early on it…

I went there on a Monday, there were 3 girls ranging from a 5 to a 9. There was a gorgeous Latin girl in her 20's that danced but wasn't friendly and…

This place is probably OK if you're a beer drinker... I'm a red wine guy. All they had in wine was Gallo Pink Muscato and Gallo White Muscato. It's…

Gorgeous girls,friendly with each other and friendly with the patrons. Nice smiles and not pushy. Great private dances with plenty of skin on skin. Got there 5-6 pm got a beer and spent…

Headed over to bar because it was only a short walk from the Hampton Inn. Got there, paid the five buck cover charge and sat down at a table by the…

This is a smaller club than most I have been to. Since it is only topless they do sell alcohol here. Cover is less than any nude clubs and that is to…

This outing was a prime example of how a single dancer can turn an average (or maybe below average) experience into a total success. Win! With so few reviews on…

Went on a Monday evening. Club was not busy, probably about 10 customers and about that many dancers. Most dancers were very good looking. At least above…

The New "Dancers Ranch" is like the old one, just cleaner and a slightly higher level of dancers. The dancers are friendly and for the most part not pushy about getting…

Very friendly dancers. I had six dancers come talk to me and I told a few of them that I had my eyes on another dancer and they smiled and said if…