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Came here with my girlfriend expecting great things given the reputation and history of this place. Needless to say, it didn't live up to expectations.

This is definitely a late night club. I got there at…

Went on a Friday night to watch the Phillies game (unfortunately was in a rain delay). Surprisingly a little quiet for a Friday night. $10 cover. Metal detector on entry. Rectangular bar with 2 stages,…

Was back in Tennessee last month so I made another tip to Mouse Ear. I arrived around 7pm and left a little after 11pm. Club isn’t that hard to find as it’s on Kingston Pike…

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PLACE:
The club itself was tucked discreetly off a main road, which made it feel a bit like a secret—but not in a glamorous way, more…

I went to Gallaghers 2000 for the first time on a recent Thursday evening. I’d say overall, it wasn’t a bad club experience — though very different than the more upscale NYC area spots a…

I was in Houston for 36 hours and wanted to sneak in a quick trip Friday night before an early morning flight Saturday. Got there around 8PM and the large parking lot had plenty of…

Dropped in on a Saturday afternoon to find what I expected. A very sparsely attended strip club on Cheshire Bridge Rd. Parking was 5 and cover was 10. I did a…

In the area over the weekend and killing some time early Sunday afternoon.

Parking/Valet:
Parking is on the street of Rockwell Ave. There are several areas that have posted no parking signs ‘Here to Corner’…

Lately I've been liking downtown Cabaret better for daytimes because Rick's Cabaret raised the price of their Fireside room to $200 for 15 minutes. Here it's still 160 with a drink included in the booths.…

I've usually had a great time at this place so I made the road trip from Chattanooga to Huntsville Saturday afternoon hoping that fun was still to be had here. Luckily for I had a…

Blackjack's is kind of in the middle of nowhere, outside the small town of Elgin and some distance off the highway. The country road on which the club sits doesn't allow a left turn, so…

My brother recently got divorced and I recently got a new job so with a 3rd friend we decided to go out and celebrate. I suggested Henry's because... well we're degenerates.

to start off the…

Club Blaze is a great option if I'm either south of Atlanta near the airport or I'm out on a Sunday afternoon (when, say, Vivide is closed). Both were true on my last visit. Free…

Went on a late Monday afternoon. Many of the day girls had made their money and went home.
Bar was pretty empty.

Paid Maria my 10 cover. Got 1 of my 2 free waters.…

Synsations was completely unmarked, with no obvious signage. I turned on their street only because of my GPS and a parking lot across from the building with a ton of orange cones and "valet" signs.…

As a fairly new monger who recently graduated college, I've read legendary tales from guys like @RonJax2, and mentally noted his methods and tips. Tired of clubs in the States and their raising prices, I…

After learning weekdays are the best time to visit Scandalo I went on a thursday evening. A few times prior I went on weekends (Fri thru Sun) and yes it was slower, sunday being the…

Vivde is the most reliable good time for me in Atlanta, so I usually hit it up at least once when I'm in town. I was there mid-afternoon on a Saturday. The dirt lot, showing…

Finally back after a small hiatus, and I can say I was pumped to get back to BT’s and see the ladies again.

Parked in an adjacent parking lot to avoid the valet fee, and after…

This club has an active Instagram, with lots of posts about dayshift. Most feature two manager-like folks (a cigar smoking guy and a woman), but I don't know their actual relationship to the club. Some…

Speariment Rhino is my favorite of 7 different big name clubs our group of 4 males in their mid-30s visited over the course of 3 trips to Vegas in the last couple of years.

We went…

I’m a semi regular of this place. When I lived in the area, I used to frequent it. Now, I stop in whenever I’m in town (three times a year)

I showed up Friday night around…

It was a typically quiet Sunday afternoon with about 10-15 patrons, and 6-8 dancers. The rotation on the stage went by very fast, with a nice mix of music (noticeably a lot of 80's rock,…

On 15 South, if headed North you need to U-turn. Be careful and pay attention, it comes up quick! Parking is in back, on two levels. There is a side entry and a front entry,…

I swear I came with low expectations.

I live relatively close to this place. I read the reviews about the security scrutinized lap dances here and I wanted to see if there was at least some…

First time at Silk when driving through Madison. This club is out of town on a country road with its own parking lot that all feels safe.

When I went in there was a $15…

(I am going to acknowledge in advance that this review is explicit, but it was one of the best sessions I had ever had that wasn’t with an ATF, so I am including some of…

Place in the middle of a residential area, but seemed pretty silent probably it being a Sunday. Tight parking lot around the building. Surprisingly no cover charge unlike their sister clubs across jersey.

The place has…

The place was overall pretty nice it was fairly small with a big stage surrounded by the bar. There were additional smaller stages around the private bottle service areas. There is plenty of comfortable seating…

Stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon, parking lot had a few cars, but not many. Paid the $15 entry they now scan ID because of the alcohol sales. I found a seat the bartender brought…

Bazookas is in the Crossroads neighborhood of KC. Easy access from downtown hotels and around the metro. They have a free parking lot and streetcar stop a block away.

Dancers are usually about 80-90% white, generally,…

It's been three months since my last Millstream visit and review. Since the club is the only local club that I visit, I rarely have anything new to report. In fact, a recent…