the ultimate strip club list

I have previously reviewed BT, so I will not repeat the basics and will just focus on the new experiences.
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I arrived Wednesday night and immediately saw some really stunning girls. Unfortunately, the two I found…

Stopped by on a Friday around 6. Bar is on a steep hill with plenty of street parking on residential street. Walk in with pool table on left with bar running down right side and…

North Dartmouth, MA. Saturday night. I had just seen Rod Stewart at Great Woods and wanted to hit a strip club after. I originally planned hang at Boardroom but I went in there it was…

This club has been my go to club of late. Not just because I happen to be assigned work projects in the area, but because I've had very good dances at this club.
Anyways, I…

Stopped by cheerleaders on a Monday night during a work trip to Pittsburgh. There are two parking lots one that is more well lit. That’s the valet side in front of the club but the…

Got here early on Wednesday night. So early I got in before there was a cover charge. Drinks aren’t cheap. There was about 5 dancers when I first got there and only 1 even approached…

Decided to bypass the Two-fer-Tuesday at Cheerleaders and give Totally Naked Tuesday at Oasis a try. This club is in an automall / airport parking lot kind of area by the Philly airport (just down…

Wednesday night. $10 cover to get in. The place is in a prime location surrounded by bars, restaurants, and drunk foot traffic so you’d expect it to be loud and lively. Instead I walked into…

Arrived Tuesday 7ish first time to the club. Walked in and was greeted by the velvet rope and was given the rundown by the attendant. $10 to get in all nude no alcohol $8.50…

Visiting Portland after a very long time and staying in downtown. I'd never been to a club here in Portland previously. So, I decided to lookup what's around and Kit Kat seemed to be the…

Decided to try a massage parlor in Tijuana and this was the closest one to where i was . Walk in and ask for line up paid 40 us dollars for the house . Girls…

I know this review is going to sound a little on the shill-y side, but I’ve published more than 300 TUSCL reviews since 2014, and I always tell it like it is. Bottom line…

The Rainbow / GOGO / Lounge is definitely still open. I stopped in on 9 August, 2025. $15 at the door. 1 drink minimum. There were 6 girls working. The place looks the same as…

Went back after their one month closing. Parked on the street in front of the place. No cover charge. When you walk in there is a Long bar on the right…

I stopped in at Sugars today around 3pm. After entering the building and walking thru the metal detector I was patted down by a male security person. A lady at the desk collected $5 for…

This review can stand for either Saturday night between 8 and 10 and also Sunday night from 2-4, as I had almost identical experiences both nights.

The club is in a fairly seedy part of LA,…

Midway Invader Wed early night 8/13/2025 7:15 PM to 8:30 PM

Midway Invader has a layout similar to the other three sister clubs. The booths I sit at are in front of the bar…

In the wee hours of the morning, somewhere on my 600-mile drive from Indianapolis to Minneapolis, some stupid, stupid part of my brain urged me to check out as many clubs along the way as…

New Locomotion 8/12/2025 Late Night

Porter, which now has direct flights from Phoenix, got me to Toronto about 8 PM. Escaping the 115°F heat in Phoenix, it was only in the 80s in Toronto, but it…

So, It was Friday and the Carolina Panthers held their first pre-season game against the Browns. As you probably could guess, it was not much of a game. I went to see the first…

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Reached there by Uber on a Sun night, it was only around 15min drive from UT Austin. Went in and I didn't think the security even looked at my ID, paid the front desk girl…

Swung by Diablas Thursday night. Twenty at the door, parking was a breeze. Inside’s nothing fancy — layout’s awkward, chairs are crap — but that didn’t matter once I spotted her. Mid-20s, Latina, long black…

I decided to visit Paria De Noche in Ensenada while visiting on a cruise. Based on past reviews, I wasn't expecting much.

The club is located on a side street about a half block from the…