Reviews

I went to this club last Saturday afternoon and had the time of my life. I was hanging out in the Sportsman and could not get a dance or even a cabaret. It…

Decent club. But it has the typical MA rules against lapdances. The club itself is nice and clean, with one big oval bar against one wall, and a S-shaped raised stage on the other with chairs…

Skybox is about a 40 minute drive from the Chicago area. It is located in a OK part of town. Good thing is they have a huge free parking lot so you feel…

This place just gets better and better. I had my first dances with Destiny and Alanna(sp?). They rock! Destiny looks cute on the web site, but she was much sexier in person…

I really like this club. I went on a Sunday night a few weeks ago, and the place was packed. About 30 dancers (all black except one white) and maybe 150 customers (again…

As I give this place a 3, it will not change it's ranking as #11 on the worst list, but I would like to come to its defense at least a little. As far as…

This place is definitely an acquired taste. First of all, it's a private club, so you have to "join" (for free). There's one big horseshoe bar directly in front of the main entrance, with a…

Nice club,as with any other nude Deja Vu it is booze free. 8 dollar cover with an 8 dollar unlimited soda. They have a nice upstairs and downstairs stage. I judge a place by its…

My boyfriend raved about this club for a good year before we both went together. The club isn't huge or fantastically snazzy but it more than makes up for this with the girls who I…

I went in on a slow night although it just happened to be one of the girl's birthday. Needless to say, I received a pretty good birthday present from the birthday girl with 3…

Stopped in to check out Henry's on a Monday evening... and was very disappointed with the entire experience. Overpriced cover ($8) started things off and quickly followed by the most oppressive drink hustle I've…

After years of going in here (off and on), I still can't decide if I like it. The barmaid is a lot of fun, and the girls can be friendly (although sometimes they can't be bothered…

I don't know how much more I could add that hasn't already been said. Pluses: $10 cover for all-u-can-drink huge buffet of babes good wait staff they show pornos in the lap dance room Minuses: short songs girls generally don't linger to chat;…

I checked out this club after visiting St. James Cabaret (see review). It is very difficult to find off the highway exit. The clientele seemed more blue-collar than the other Houston clubs. I didn't stay…

I made another trip to The Ball Park last Saturday evening and cameaway realizing I don't have to go there anymore. At least not on a Saturday night. There were 4 dancers working, none…

Teddies is a difficult club to rate. It's in a medium size one story building. Small parking lot in the back. This is not a gentlemen's club by a long shot. It's…

Yeah, I agree with the review that says anything extra is one in a thousand...but I got that and more here. Took one of the ladies to the first back room -- which did…

Stopped in late on both a Monday and Wednesday. Each time there were about 6 or 7 girls working and maybe a few more customers. Drinks were $6 at the bar. It's a long and…

Went to T's this past Friday during the day. The short review is it's a pretty great place. Full bar, full nudity, cheap drinks. Long review: When you first walk in, there's a decent sized…

My wife and I went to these clubs Friday night. The place really doesn't get going until almost 1130, and the bar tender told us on Saturday, it doesn't really get doing until 1230.…

Stopped in on a Monday night and the place was pretty crowded and there seemed to be about 10 girls working. Unless there was a stunner hiding in the VIP room, they ranged from 4-6…

The Acropolis is a fun, laid back place. I was recently there and saw lots of couples enjoying themselves and their food (which is cheap and good). The dancers were hot for the…

My home strip-pub, its free to enter, and the girls are babes. open six days a week Mon-Sat from 1 till midnight or 1 in the morning. There is a table-dancing room at the back…

went to club 2 nights in a row mid Feb, girls worked in pairs on slow nights in order to get more $. 1/2 costs $200 in VIP rooms, some slight touching only.

Just like Mike-- "Nothing but air." The club is fairly small. You enter into the bar area. The stage is in the back and off to one side. Pool tables are…

Took another trip in to see the SF version of an adult Disneyland. Again did the voyeur game. Sat up front at the stage and tipped well. The Double Trouble again was a waste of…

was at this club for "indy week" mid october 2003, the busiest time on the gold coast. club was very dark, one small stage,two poles.sometimes several girls on stage at once. girls are pretty average. a…

This is one of two clubs in San Angelo. I first went to an all nude club, but there were only two girls and they still wanted full cover, so I opted not to…

Spent many of afternoons there over the past few years. Girls come & go but always have a good mix. 2 for 1 happy hour from 4 to 7pm. Laps are $10.00…

Recieved dances from 3 different girls and had the best time of my life since going to clubs.To get more than your money's worth you have to get the V I P dances from Gemini;Mercedes…

Visited the Bare the other week and found a few gems. BE is the place to go for sweet wholesome GND types. Honorable mentions: Dani,tall 6'1" brunette b-cups, legs for days, model quality looks Monroe,…

My rating of 3 is a bit harsh, but it is a reflection of how disappointing this club is compared to its "Top 40" in the country ranking. How any place where you, as…

DON'T Believe The Hype. We went there Sun nite expecting a good nude dance show and some good lap dancing. We were disappointed. Evidently the good reviews are written by the owners. There was NO…

Went to Danzers on a weekday. Very slow. Three dancers there until about 3 pm when the shift change brought in more. Dancers vary fom 5 to 10. After each dance…

Alot of pretty girls if you like the dumb blonde Barbi type, not very sociable, wanted dances or drinks and no conversation not worth the cover or price of drinks

Made a visit to Harpers last Wed night. The club is located right off I-85 at the Guilford College Rd exit. It BYOB and is right next to a BP station so it's easy to…

This club was very nice and inviting. Cover was only $5 and the drinks were reasonable. It is pretty small, but that was nice because it made it more personal. All of…

I reviewed this place last summer and gave it a 10. I went in again last week and was a little disappointed. The lap dances are still great, but the quality of the…

This club is conveniently located in the Cheshire Bridge area. Parking is in the back of the club which helps with discretion. The club looks nice on entering, but regretably, that's where the…

Alot of girls there on Saturday night about 10-12 girls, some beautiful girls, others pretty and the others ok looking. Some pool tables to the left of the entrance which is nice. Parking around back…

The last review was pretty right on. Girls come in a "variety", a couple I thought were really hot, although still not supermodel types, and a lot that were really the girl next door…

I haven't been in this club since last December but went on friday night March 12 to see a friend I've known a long time from outside who is working there. She wasn't there found…

Hmmm.. I'm thinking some of the 8s and 9s are self reviews. Compared to anywhere else in the country, this place is a 3.. being generous. The girls are fair to good.…

The best thing is the $10 all day monday's and $10 before 4pm on other days.. The mileage is good. cover charge $5 and vip room $10. The mileage has gone down. but the girls…

I finally got a chance to check this place out a couple of times last week. I went on a Sun. night and Tues. night. The girls were unbelievable! They ranged from 8-10.…

Crystal City Restaurant, called locally CCR, is a very good restaurant with wonderful scenery, and if you handle your tips right, very nice company. Yes, the dancers have to wear pasties on top and…

Stopped by Tiffany's on 3/12/04. The place was packed but not many people getting dances. The dancers rated about 6-7s. Heard thru the grapevine that vice had visited a sister club (enforcing…

What a nice way to take a break from driving up or down I-95! The food is good and some of the girls are gorgeous. Of course, some are just OK but they…

Went back to the Mons for the first time in a while. No doubt the most beautiful women you will see in any strip club. All 8's to 10's. Why the low grade? The place…

The ultimate club in the DC area! Almost every dancer is gorgeous, many the most beautiful you will find in any club! Camelot can be crowded on Friday and Saturday nights. Suggest you consider…

I went to this club for the first time with some friends of mine after work on a whim. We were a bit nervous going in but we got a "discount" from one of…

Not exactly my idea of a fun club. I went on a weeknight a couple of weeks ago. Only a couple of girls working. Most of them were 5/6 range. No…

This club has declined somewhat in the last two years. The inside while well maintained, seems somewhat shabby. The girls are a cut or two lower than they were around one or two years ago.…

I dropped by this trucker dive on a Saturday night around 9 pm when I happened to be going down I-55. Just take the Mississippi-State-Road-35 exit South, and go back behind the quonsett-hut dealer. The…

This club moved to a new location, near Deja Vu in Santurce. Went late last night. Unlike Deja Vu, it's very spacious, with a long stage which was not taken over by pervs. Was able…

Was back for a visit last week and ran into Heaven's half sistyeer, Sunshine. Sunshine recently had her breasts done and the results are very good. but the real talent of Sunshine is…

A Philly original-small, neighborhood type place-everybody knows everybody, friendly, laid back. U shaped bar and small stage in middle. Up close and personal, dancer does a lot of moving drinks and trays around bar-crawling. See…

Was in Hobbs on business this past weekend and stoppped into Playmates for some fun on Saturday night. There was a $5 cover. The inside was a but run down and the ladies…

Went last night at around 2:30. Was able to get it for free (no bouncers at the entrance, lucky me). It was packed as usual but I only saw around 5 dancers. Saw none of…

Sorry, guys, this place still feels like a small town local bar that just happens to have topless girls on stage. The feeling is that if you're a regular, you'll get noticed, if not, good…

Maybe i caught them on a bad night. The Club is dark, very dark. The lighting is so bad I could tell the skin color of the girl on stage. The music is so loud…

10:00 Pm on a friday night. Sparse crowd. Dense cloud of smoke. They bill themselves as the friendliest club in town, and they are. But the appearance of the dancers left a bit to be…

Visited this club about 2:00 pm on a Wednseday, four girls and three cusomers. $10 cover includes first drink, no booze. The girls are a little agressive and hungry for money. There is one lady…

As you enter the main room (on second floor) there is a raised area on the left, the stage, a small seating area and the bar. On the right are restrooms, the VIP area, then…

I have enjoyed my visits to Barbarella's each time I get to Ottawa and the most recent was no exception. First it is conveniently located near Parliament Hill with lots of Hotels nearby. The other…

Stopped by last Tuesday evening at about midnight. About 6 girls working (4-7). Working means they take turns dancing on a stage that's inside the bar, then come around to collect $1 from every…

Checked out Mardi Gras, this past Wednesday around 8:30pm. I had visited this club a couple of years ago and found it exceptional. $10 cover. I saw 8 dancers (maybe more in VIP). Dancers ranged…

Figured now that since Rick's prices went up it was time to check this place out again, and sure enuf, it's still excellent. Got some great dances from Nicole, Dallas, Jersey, and one other girl…

Went in on a Saturday nite about 7 pm. They have great sandwiches here, recommend the buffalo chicken. DJ had a great selection (reminded me of my high school prom, lost of great 80's…

Not much to add to the new reviews here except to second them. I visited on night of Wed 12 Feb and tried both table and private dance. Same mileage for both - zero. The…

I have been going to Ruby's since 1996. You're right, nothing has basically changed, but in the late 90's the club attendance was higher and activities (including lds) were wilder and less inhibited.…

Was back for Race & Bike week (2004)and the place was packed! I bet they had over 200 girls, with over 8 TO 10 girls at a time on stage at all times. A lot…

Parked the car myself, no charge at 7:00 PM on Friday. Walked in and was not asked to pay a cover charge. Floor staff asked if I was here for dinner or bar,…

We went to superdads during the week on a business trip. There were 8-10 girls dancing. The Girls ranged from 5 - 8. None really drop dead beautiful, however there were not to…

I went SP again and tried the lapdances from a BL (barely legal). Man the lapdance rocked! I could compare it to Tampa lapdances in terms of grindage and feelage. Except I…

Visited this past Monday night. Not much happening, although the place did pick up at about 11pm. Girls ranged 3-7, nothing spectacular. Not a bad place to pound back a couple of…

I have been to Vegas a few times before, but had always gone to the flashier clubs. Cheetahs has the feel of the neighborhood strip club, with lots of regular girls as opposed to the…

Kinda disappointed after reading two 7+ reviews of this club. WEnt on a wednesday at 9 pm and boy was this place dead -- First off you are required to check you coat at…

I stopped in this club a couple months ago while passing thru town. Small club with a laid back atmosphere. The girls were friendly and chatty. Most were black. I got a couple dances and…

Made my first trip to a canadian club (actually three of them) and was pleasantly surprised by this club. There is no cover charge and they have an ATM and you can get cash at…

Club is way too small. Friday night was standing room only, and there wasn't much of that. Club is nude/byob now (beer & wine only/no liquor), so it's the only nude show near…

I visited the DollHouse recently on a Saturday afternoon around 3pm. I have given this club a good review in the past-but not this time! No girls working-bar tender finally went up on stage-she should…

This club is in a great location on Yonge street and the no cover charge is awesome, but there is a 20 fee cdn to enjoy the upper or lower level VIP rooms (yes i…

Chubbies is a tiny little place east of Baltimore's Inner Harbor and South of Little Italy. Chubbies looks to be a cleaned up version of a Block club but doesn't really have much to…

Was here last week when they had one of the feature dancers up with the biggest, hugest, largest, most gigantic breasts in the entire world. I've never seen anything so big before, and I…

Very nice, clean, and large club. Most of the girls are great although a few are on the chubby side but hey seem to get along well with the customers. The ladies will spend time…

Went before 6 pm and received free entrance. Well worth the early arrival, and renetry was provided for the rest of the evening. "Drinks" (water) was $7, but the show was great, and…

Was here thurs afternoon a few weeks ago and this place is still my ATF. If your looking for mileage, this is THE place. If your looking for a huge club with great decor and…

I visited PP Friday afternoon. Once my eyes adusted to the darkness I was alright. However; the volume of music was outrageous. You would think someone at the club could hear the reviews (although I…

Stopped in Friday night. $5 cover and $7.25 beer. $10 one time fee for private dance room, but not very private. Girls ranged from 3-9, mostly 5s. Decent grinding with dances,…

Very large club with almost no one in it. Went on a Saturday night during football season (away game week), and the place was practically dead. Maybe 8 girls and a dozen customers.…

I visited Lido's this week for the first time in three years. Well it certainly is not the Teasers of old. Heck, it is not even the Lidos of old. From 6…

I visited for the first time in several years. Club has not changed, a little run down and seedy, but staff is friendly. Quality of dancers has always varied greatly at Inner…

I went here the other night with some friends. First off, the place looks like a fancy hunting lodge, complete with stuffed animals on the walls. Secondly, the food: Really great deals.…

Came here to see what the brouhaha was about. Stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon, paid a $7 cover. There was some geezer trying to explain what IS offers, as if I didn't…

The Good Guys is a required stop in DC. It is a long narrow bar with three stages. There are always lots of hot girls on the three stages. It is totally nude, and the…

Friend and I stop by on a Thursday night, this place is practically empty, about 4 or 5 customers including us. There about 4 or 5 dancers, all are so so so young, they…

This is a great place. I spent about 3 hours there earlier this week...all of the women were attractive, I do mean hot. But the best thing is that dances are 10 bangers. I have…

PT's "World Famous" looks rough from the outside. It's in a Beirut-style neighborhood. The facilities are well worn on the inside too, but don't let these superficial problems stop you from checking out…

Here on vacation and going back toward the right coast of FL this weekend. During my stay in Lutz I visited a number of local bars including many from my younger years. This…