Bare Necessity

I was heading to south Dade and I was early. So I thought to stop in and spend a 1/2 hour. This place shares a wall with a liquor store and is…

Cliff notes: 1/10 overall, only go here if you want to see just how awful a club can get. Stopped by Monday evening on Memorial Day weekend just after midnight with a male…

I went on a Thursday, waiting to go out with some friends. To start, the place is connected to a liquor store, and I’m pretty sure there were more people in there…

I stopped by around 5:00 on a Thursday afternoon. This place has always been hit or miss, but it has mostly been miss lately. The last time I visited there were…

arrived after 1 am and paid the cover. I don't remember how much it was but may be $10. the guy at the door was cool. I chatted with him to get…

Will break up this review into 4-sections: I) Intro II) Club Details III) Visit Details IV) Conclusion I) INTRO: -------------- Visited Bare Necessity (BN) ~1:30 am (past midnight Saturday eve 9/4/21 Labor Day weekend). I had just left…

I stopped in on a Wednesday night at 9pm. You can park in the lot next to the liquor store. There was no cover. They check your temperature upon entry. The interior…

On this particular night I set off about 4:00 to find something interesting. My first stop was stir crazy. 6 or 7 dollar cover. ~5 dollar domestic bottle. There were ~10 girls…

I’ve reviewed this club before so I won’t go into the layout. Nothing has changed in that respect anyway. Got here at about 10. $5 cover. 6.5 buy one get one on…

When driving down South Dixie Highway, AKA US1 in South Miami, Bare Necessity always catches my attention. Before entering, I wonder if I will ever see a UM or FIU co-ed or…

Never been here before, but always heard it was a dump. But this particular Friday night, I was waiting out the traffic and thought to myself that I don't particularly mind a…

I saw a recent review of this club from MochaManiac, After seeing it and being near where he mentioned, W Dixie, figured worth checking out. I drove from the north end of…

i decided to try here with a friend after a day on coco walk. Club is on busy street , W Dixie but barely any customers . Besides a beautiful ebony girl…

Had some free time Sunday afternoon, so I tried the club after last being there early this year. One, possibly two customers and NO DANCERS ON THE STAGE. Scraggly looking…

I came back after years of bigger and better things finally coming of age and being able to get into real clubs. This place looks like more of a hangout than a…

I've been to this place several times, and the title of this review says it all. What I like about it is the main stage, which isn't so much a stage as…

If you want a quite club with only few customers then this is the one. It is 18+ club and no free charge. I like to spend time there. Some dancers are…

This is my third(?) review of this location so I won't go into the specifics of the physical location. It's a locals place. The club doesn't really get going until 1-2 usually…

I've reviewed this club before so I won't go into details as to the layout or the talent level in general. Sometimes you just have to come back to where they know…

TLDR: Talent hit a new low. Sad and desperate. Never coming back. I've reviewed this club before. Once upon a time it was my dirty little secret. Once upon a time my favorite…

I arrived at about 1:30 pm on a Monday afternoon. There were about 5 dancers there- a couple of 6s, 8s, and one 10--Isabella. I entered for free. I paid $6 for…

This place is one of the nicer clubs I have been to in Miami. Got there kinda of early (around 9) on a Friday night and there was plenty of talent. We…

Stopped by this place on the way home from a Halloween party. Was pretty surprised there wasn't much going on, but maybe it was still early, only around midnight at the time.…

I stopped by on my way home for a quick drink. Made sure to enter before 8:00PM ($5.00 cover charge after 8:00). One look and I sure was glad I did not…

This was my first SC visit way back when. I was too young, but if you showed the door guy some cash he would let you in with a stern look. That…

I’ve been kind of burned out on my regular SCs and have started to visit/explore other SC environments. Saw a recent review of the club where a reviewer talked about a…

Every so often, I come by since this is the most convenient club for me. Lately, I prefer Saturdays and this review combines several Sat. visits. Business is slow in mid afternoon,…

So I went to the club with a couple off my guy friends last weekend and im definitely coming back. This club is better then they make it sound. The girls are…

I went one night hanging with a couple of friends. There were a couple girls that Were ok looking. One asked me for a tip but I hadn't gotten change from my…

This is definetely a hit or miss club as previouly mentionedd but should nevertheless be on everyone's list. when it's good it's really good with hot dancers you can definetely hold a…

ok... so the dancers aren't the hottest on the planet, but they are cute for a day shift. The bar is a little run down, but I don't think anyone expects…

Like my previous reviews, nothing changes in this club other than the dancers. I rarely see the same ones visit to visit. This trip I saw 3 dancers. One a thick (not…

Since this a club that I have repeatedly reviewed in the past, I, like Clubber, wanted to see what the fuss was about from those two wildly divergent reviews. This is definitely…

after reading the last two reviews, I thought I should make a stop here. I'd not been since August. little has changed from that review. Regarding the previous two, I found this…

Reply to the asshole critic who wrote the last review Buddy, before you call someone an asshole, you should get your facts straight and realize, when it comes to clubs, bars or restaurants,…

To the guy who wrote the last review: you asshole! (nothing personal). When I entered this place, my first impression was WTF. The guy at the door shameless charged $5 for the crap…

I've been to the "Bare" on every day of the week, once per week spread over a 2 month period. This club is the best kept secret in Miami. The girls…

What am I going to do about this place? I try to give it the benefit of the doubt and, at times, I find a few gems and other times, it…

If you are looking for upscale, this is not the place. You are not going to find anything fancy about this place other than maybe the bathroom. The club is not dingy…

Went after work and stayed from around 6pm to well after midnight. Seems best time is shift change, girls getting off trying to score that last dance and the new ones wanting…

First time I have been to the club at night (about 10:30) and on a Friday night; I was going to go to Stir Crazy, but the parking lot was full and…

I have had mixed experiences at this club. But since it is close to where I work, I periodically take a look to see if anything has changed. Well, it's…

The name is appropriate. From the moment you drive up to the parking lot of this club, which is right on US 1, it shouts “bare”, “shoddy” and “dilapidated”: the…

Part 2 of my Tuesday quest - see my reviews on BT's South Miami and Stir Crazy. This club is mediocre at best and, as the last few reviews reveal, it has…

This was the first club I've ever been to, and since then me and my friends refer to it as 'Bare Nasties'. To be fair, they know they aren't the greatest and…

The name is appropriate. From the moment you drive up to the parking lot of this club, which is right on US 1, it shouts “bare”, “shoddy” and “dilapidated”: the…

Hadn't visited here since February, so thought I'd drop in. It was Deja vu. I could post the exact same review as in February and barely change a thing. The customer/dancer counts…

Was driving down U.S 1 and saw the big sign, so I decided to stop in. Boy, that was a big mistake. They had four girls, one on stage the rest just…

This club was a hard one to review, because depending on what you're going for, it can either be pretty great or a complete letdown. No admission or parking is a great…

Haven't reviewed this club in some time. About 10customers and maybe six dancers, none much above a 5. No real fuglies, but most were older. One I knew from years back, and…

I've been to this club more times than any other place in Miami-Dade and it's by far my favorite. Even though it may not look like much, the place is a lot…

I hate to give this place a bad review as I have had good experiences previously. Perhaps it was X-Mas eve. Nonetheless, I came by at 5:30PM and I guess everyone…

Finally had to try this place after driving by it dozens of times. First off, it's quite small. The stage more like a catwalk, and situated within the bar. This means the…

Hadn't stopped here in some time. Should have left it that way. Saw three customers and four dancers. My God, one black dancer had to be close to 250 pounds or…

I've been to bare necessity a hand full of times. I liked it at first because it was an 18+ club and for $25 bucks I could see some ass. The bad…

I liked this place. The club is on US 1 and is easy to locate (a block south of the large Dadeland Mall). I visited twice (Friday,mid-afternoon/Sunday, just after opening at noon -…

This place is known locally as "Bare Nasties" haha and it is one of the worst strip clubs I've ever been in. Not many girls and ones that are there are fat…

I decided to go to the Bare Necessity after work on tuesday afternoon. I wasn't working and had nothing better to do. The room wasn't very flashy, but clean. Drinks were ok…

Went to Bare Necessity after work on Monday night. Although the decor looks dated, everything was neat and clean. Gin & tonic was just $5.00. One dancer at a…

Stopped by here after not being here for years and it's still very much the same as I remember it, which is good and bad. On the one hand it never really…

First time I went, its was just about midnight. It is located right on US 1, cant miss it. However, the parking is very limited there. Anyhows, you go in…

Can't say much more than the previous review. I stopped in during the early afternoon. Not a large parking area, but what there was was about empty. REAL slow! About three customers…

This place basically is what it is. A very sedate neighborhood strip bar that hasn't changed all that much in the 10 years that I've known it. It's basically just a place…

This is one of those clubs that you pass all of the time - as it is on a major road - and you wonder whether it is even worthwhile going in?…

Visisted this club a few times. Most of the girls are older and friendly. Nice relaxed atmosphere and good place to grab a beer. Haven't tried the VIP rooms, so…

I was here on a weekend night around 11pm. There were only 2 dancers,they were nice looking and friendly. The management was cool. I didn't get pressured. The inside is nice and the…

I visited around 1:30 PM on Friday and was surprised how dead the club was. About 4 customers and 4 dancers. Dancers were white. 2 were LARGE and 2…

This was a decent club about 5-6 years ago when it had to compete with Lipsticks down the street. Since then the caliber of women has gone waaaaaayyyy down. Most of them…

After a disappointing experience at Stir Crazy the previous night, this was an unexpectedly pleasant surprise. I stopped by a little after 4 in the afternoon. I must say the quality of…

This club would have been great if it was not so poorly managed. I worked here for a couple of nights, and ended up quitting because the management caused me to…

Stopped by last Tuesday evening at about midnight. About 6 girls working (4-7). Working means they take turns dancing on a stage that's inside the bar, then come around to collect…