Garden of Eden

San Francisco, CA. Friday night. Broadway in North Beach. One of the best streets for strip club in America. I actually haven't been to this one yet. On the marquee it clearly…

There is a bouncer out front who gets you with his metal detector. You go inside and there is a small stage with a pole, or maybe two I don’t remember, but…

First things first this place is tiny. Walked in and was wondering where the rest of it was. It’s a living room with a stage in it and some high top tables…

Alright.. I visit this place regularly, and was recently in town for a meeting. I went in after 8:30pm, and paid $10 cover. Walking in, you pass through this a curtain of beads,…

Visited Garden of Eden for the first time even after being in the SF bay area for a long time. This place is on a small corner which I feel was easy…

Was feeling lonely and horny on a weekend night, so made the trip into the city with my sights set on GOE. It was maybe 9:30 or 10pm when I walked up;…

I was visiting town, and this was told me to one of the oldest standing establishments, similar to the Condor. And also here things happen. I went in around 10pm, paid the…

Pretty disappointed, the low quality of selection combined with high prices and mediocre booths made me sorry I went. Allow me to explain. Been here about 4-5 times on convention weeks, this usually…

I visited Garden of Eden on Thursday July 28, 2022 from about 10:15 to 11 pm after I had been to Centerfolds down the street. The club is on Broadway just…

I was in San Francisco for the first time courtesy of a business trip, and the place I worked at was not too far off from the North beach area (where a…

I got there about 9 pm. Immediately a woman approached me and asked me if I wanted a tour. I told her no I just like to get a drink and hang…

Stopped in for a visit to Garden of Eden on a Saturday evening just before midnight. Truth be told I was enticed by seeing a dancer on this forum who…

Headed down to the other side of the city last night and was drinking with some buddies. We came across this big green sign out front that said “garden of Eden” when…

Stopped by Garden of Eden after a disappointing New Year's Eve visit to Little Darlings right around the corner. Didn't know what to expect since I'd never been here. But…

I was walking by and a curvy girl tried to get me to come in. Cover charge is $20. She talked to the doorman and he agreed to let me…

I haven't been here in probably over 10 years and since were celebrating for my friends birthday we figured we would make this place our last stop which was at about 2:30…

I went here on a Friday night and there were a pretty decent amount of people here. There weren't very many places to sit and the main room where the stage is…

Went in with fake ids . The bouncer knew they were fake but asked us to pay more because they were fake . But before we were let in the club owner…

I popped in after another dud of a visit to Hungry I across the street. Strike two Hungry I. I wanted to check out a new club so my choices…

I walked by on a Saturday night and a very tall hot black dancer with huge fake tits and a very elegant yet forceful demeanor coerced me inside. She lead me…

After work I decided to venture into Broadway and check a few places out. I went to a convience store to break up some 100$ bills oblivious to the nights events. A…

Came here late on a rare Tuesday night for the first time. Apparently all of the strip clubs in this area now scan your drivers license and have you stored in their…

I was in North Beach and decided to check out the clubs after a hitting a few bars. Having never been into one of SF's tiny clubs, I decided to give Garden…

I stopped in at Garden of Eden, hoping that the reviews here were exaggerating the hustle/trust issues in the club. They are certainly aggressive at getting you in the door. The street…

I never go to clubs in my home city, but I was walking down Broadway and was enticed/accosted by a latin woman. (I never did get her name) For some…

I visited San. Francisco for the first time a couple of weeks ago. I came in on business and wanted to check out the strip club scene in SF. Through reviews on…

As I understand it, all of the Broadway strip clubs are owned by the same company. They certainly all have different flavors. The flavor of this club is chocolate. Most…

Never. Never. Never again. Just takes one ROB to ruin an evening. Voting with my dollar, I will never go to the SF Garden of Eden again, especially since there are many…

Incredibly small. It's deceiving from what you think when you look at the sign on the street. Really if I had been a bit more decisive I probably would have walked right…

I had never been in San Fran on a Friday evening before. I usually hit clubs in the middle of the week and get pretty much what you'd expect. But…

Saturday guys night out for me and my friends comes around once in many months. So we decided to hit the city and make the stop at the Garden of Eden. There's…

I was out in SF for a work trip and went out on the town on a Wednesday night with an old friend. After dinner, walking back to my hotel, we ambled…

I went to this club while in California for a visit. The sign outside is bigger than the club actually is on the inside. Besides a few seats around the small half…

This is a pretty rundown club in the Broadway area. When I went there with a friend, there were about 3 or 4 girls working. Not really knowing what the…

I was lured in by a cute girl hanging out in street trying to pull people into club, when I entered I was only patron, and this was 10pm on a Thursday,…

This club is...charming. I paid a $15 cover which also got me into Hungry I for free. For the record, Hungry I never checked my stamp and I'm sure the rest of…

This was the third club I hit that night, after Little Darlings and Roaring 20's. I found this sell to be a little heavy, but saying "Not right now" seemed to…

This club was disappointing. The dancers were ok and not so good. They will try to woo you in taking a dance but once inside its all to money extraction. The girls are not to…

So...visited this club after visiting Hustler - it is like night and day - small dark somewhat dingy club with older somewhat unattractive women. I told the guy on the street…

I too bought the wristband that is offered for all 4 clubs located in this area. This was the 2nd club we visited, and the last (didn't need to hit the…

The club is OK, not so great. Very small place specially for me when I've been to some of the biggest clubs like the one in Tampa, Florida or South Carolina or even…

Following our less than satisfactory outing at the gold club, we head to the bars to get a few more drinks, then find ourselves via cabbie recommendation at Garden of Eden.…

Picked up a wristband in Little Darlings that got me into several clubs, including this one. Of the four clubs I visited that evening, this was my favorite. Very friendly girls - mostly…

This club was the third of the Deja Vu clubs I visited for $20. It has a different feel - more laid back, fully nude so no booze. The first…

I like totally naked girls and I don't drink, so this was the perfect club for me. I was in SF on business for 2 nights and spent both nights at…

It's been a little over a year since I've been here, but the place still sticks in my memory. When a friend and I walked in a girl was sterilizing the…

This club is not very good. It was part of a deja vu promo where you pay a few bucks more and get a pass to all the deja vu clubs.…

I walked into the Garden of Eden last week and got a $10 off by texting "GOE" to 35350. The venue is really small but intimate which is a great thing because…

Club has got better.LAp dances are getting better.good looking girls.There were around 6 girls.Club has been remodelled and neat.couple of dancers are very hot and had some intimate expressions.....

The Garden of Eden is probably the least ostentatious, or should I say, the most dilapidated looking club in the Columbus/Broadway area. I was at the outset unimpressed with the club's appearance,…

Got in free because I'd been to the Hungry-I next door. (I guess that's the one good thing about Deja Vu buying up all the SF strip clubs...) I'm normally not really…

A rip off. A rip off. A rip off. Save your money. Had I not had too much alcohol buzzing in my brain at the time I walked…

Made it back to SFran last week and club is at least back to good status. New gals and some very friendly to please. Trixie was cute and a lot of fun…

Went in a couple of weeks ago on a Wed. or Thurs. The doorman was somewhat rude. The club was pretty dark and there were 4 girls working - two Black girls…

Made a post date visit to the Garden. And Madison Square, she is not. Upon entry, realized the place is bereft of talent. 4 or 5 women, one lazily…

The garden of eden, doesn’t have the best looking girls, but I did go there on a wed. night. I sat in front of the stage to laid down some dollar bills.…

Went on a Tuesday night after dinner with an out of town guest. Place was empty with 3-5 girls in their early thirties. Room was dim, but not overly…

OK so May 28th this was a miss. In fact had to rerate my last review because it was soooo bad. Victoria, new girl with great eyes. Promised good lap but $60…

The girls where not that good looking. But I went there on a wed. night. The girls daned pretty good. They do get butt naked which is always nice, and for…

Club gets an 8 because it is always a hit or miss place. Cover is $5 before 8pm and $11 after. For $11 on a miss nite it is disappointing. Only benefit…

I was here Thursday night. An extra $5 in cover charge at Little Darlings got me in here for free, so I thought it was worth a shot. The place has a…

I was at the club the other night and a stripper, stuck her head though the curtain and told me to come in and she was able to waive the cover.…

Went to the vu on a Saturday night. Place was about half full. Lots of beautful eye candy around. Talked to Angel for quite some time and then did…

Visited SF again last week for business, but this time made my way up to the Broadway SCs. Toured a couple, not too much out of the ordinary to report.…

While they do give out regular discounts on admission, this club is probably the worst club in the broadway area, and probably the city. Sure they have couple lookers on stage,…

I hate giving what I consider a bad review, but this club was dead on friday night. I wonder, when are they busy and how do the girls make money? The…

I went to this club for the first time with some friends of mine after work on a whim. We were a bit nervous going in but we got a "discount"…