Red Barn Adult Theatre

Couple reviews...Stopped on a Monday afternoon, and took an average looking, but VERY aggressive brunette with blond highlights for a VIP dance. This was after a nice full crotch view on her…

Arrived at 2:00 (when they opened), their doing some remodling, so the stage was closed. They had one girl working, she danced then left. Another girl came; black & thick. Not much…

was in on a wed. afternoon, and was the only one there...I mean there was nobody there. Then a girl popped out from the back, and she asked me for the cover…

There was this girl who was a pretty horrible dancer, but she talked really good game so I got a V.I.P. from her... I suggest you go in around 4p.m. and…

Well this post is more just to let people know it's still open; opens around 2:00. Well there were three girls working, one less than average, with huge boobs; one nice skiny…

The building has the entrance around the back of the building, with a parking garage attached. I did walk from a nearby hotel. The neighborhood did look a little rough the father…

I went to the Red Barn about a week ago while on a business trip. I wasn't aware of the strict rules in Grand Rapids. Not as much fun as many other…

I was at the Red Barn on the Sunday of the Labor Day weekend, less than five costumers in a couple of hours, and no more the three dancers on the stage.…

I visited the Red Barn last Friday night, didn't have too much expectations since the infamous Grand Rapids ordinance is still on the books, but... I was greatly surprised, many girls, perhaps…

Oh how the mighty has fallen! This used to be my favorite place to go but the new no nudity law has made it boring-I guess i am going to have to…

I visited this club last Sunday, I had not been there for several months. Because of the Grand Rapids ordinance against nudity every club in the city has become a bikini club,…

There are really not too many options here in Grand Rapids, Michigan. In the Red Barn, there are about 6+ girls at most times. The girls are not too bad looking, I'd…

I was here last Wednesday night. Things have changed since Grand Rapids passed its ordinance against nudity in the strip clubs, the girls dancing at the stage in the Red Barn…

Long distance viewing is the name of the name after a new city ordinance here. While the club still advertises laps, you should know that your mileage won't vary--it will be…

This is not a nice club. The new laws in Grand Rapids allow no nudity at all. I got a private dance from Ginger who was very plesent and nice…

I like to refer to this place as the Teal Palace. Rumor is, for the interior repaint a couple years ago, they put a stick of dynamite in a can of teal…

I had a very uncharistic experience at this club yesterday. The biggest problem was that from 7PM to 8PM only four women got on stage. I was there for an hour on…

I visited the Red Barn last Wednesday's night, a very pleasant experience. The girls seemed to be friendlier than a month ago, they tell me they are under new management which…

This club is nice! A lot of improvements since a year ago. Under new management again. Things seem to be running a lot smoother now. Girls are awesome.…

Was at the Red Barn early evening last Friday. Clean place not too noisy. Admission $10.00, expensive for a club in Grand Rapids, I understand it used to be…

Stopped in Tuesday around 10:00PM. It was amateur night and there were about 6-8 girls in the contest. I only stayed thru the bikini part of the contest. I understand…

Nice club for a small city. The place is kinda dark, too small and cramped when busy, too smoky, and too loud(aren`t all strip clubs?). Pluses: All nude dancers, open very late…

I was not inpressed. here they go nude but no drinks, but even with no drinks,$10 cover and $20 dance with no grind which i rate high, a girl dancing with…

Dropped in this club on 29 Dec 05. I still like this club, and they are really trying to upscale the place. It still is the best value in West Michigan. They…

I was in here on Saturday the 28th of October. I have always liked this club, and now that they are remodeling and adding more couch dance cubicles and a VIP room…

Overall, not a bad club. It definitely exceeded my expectations for Grand Rapids. The club itself is inside an adult book store and I had to drive by it a…

Really good club, kind of small and dark but that's what you get when you go to a club behind a convenience store. Really impressed with the quality of dancers, especially…

Stopped in after work for just a few minutes last week, and Hailey made it a memorable visit that seemed anything but short. Tess was just coming off stage when I sat down…

This club was a 5-6 just for the attractiveness of the girls until they recently raised the cover to $10 all the time (even days!), and started charging for ladies, too.…

Cover charge $6. Somewhat smoky. Tuesday is amateur night. Most of the girls were average. No drink charges, lighting on the stage was a bit dim to see much, even at the…

I entered the lounge about 8:00 PM on Tuesday, March 8, 2005. There were a few seats open but it was quite full as Tuesday is amateur night and that usually…

Strange little club. Housed in the same building as an adult bookstore, Odyssey features an enormous stage for a club of its size. Tables and chairs are sort of crammed…

This is a nice little club situated in a bookstore. It has decent girls and pretty good dances.:) Sometimes the girls are a little stand-offish, but alot of fun otherwise.…

Stopped in on Friday afternoon. This was may third visit over a period of time. I usually visit some clubs in the east where heavy action is accepted. Absolutley…

I gotta say that this is fast becoming one of my favorite clubs. the only reason this place did not rate a ten is that theyare still a little strict with the…

I was here for the foirst time on a late evening. All I can say is this club is the only one I have ever benn in where the action is better…

No booze totally nude dances, dark club, $10.00 cover $20.00 dances in small vip rooms. Light Grind, afternoon crowd is mostly middle aged guys, in busy business neighborhood. Only Nude…

Stopping by on late on a Friday night, was worth every penny of the ten dollar cover (which includes bottled water or a free drink) and the twenty for a couch dance. Chose…

Have been in there several times. The fun level varies, depnding on the girl(s). I had one of the best couch dances I have ever had there, but usually not that great…

Anyone giving this rating of 8+ really needs to get out of Grand Rapids more often. Ok, so it's a nude club, but it's almost an afterthought to the porno house…

Hmmm.. I'm thinking some of the 8s and 9s are self reviews. Compared to anywhere else in the country, this place is a 3.. being generous. The girls are fair…

It's kinda scary. Looks like somebody took a 5 gallon bucket of TEAL paint, and blew it up inside. Girls aren't anything exciting. Upsetting, but it may be the best thing you'll…

This place is really pretty good for Grand Rapids. was in here at 1:30 PM on Monday Jan 26 and there were four girls working, all of them in the 7-9…

They remodeled the club since I was last there, Opened it up a little bit more. The dances on stage are completely nude, and they will take the dollars from your mouth…

The girls were gorgeous and they could sure move. Definetly the best place in Grand Rapids which is lacking in the exotic dancing department. Definetly going to go back again. Especially if…

It's still very disappointing that this is the best that Grand Rapids has to offer. But if you want couch dances and nude women, this is where you go. The place remains…