Reviews

I had the pleasure of visiting Uptown Cabaret while in town on business. The club was small but nicely decorated. I found a dancer that I liked and headed upstairs for the $25…

Risky Business is located about a block South of the US Hwy 50/Sunrise Boulevard Interchange in Rancho Cordova. Look to the left at the stoplight opposite the Wendy's, and you can see the building. The…

i find this to be a very friendly neighborhood club. While i don't find any of the women to be beautiful enough to knock me off my feet, they're friendly and beautiful enough to…

Went in on a Sunday afternoon and spent a couple of hours. Had several dances from Dasha (day-shuh). She gave a good dance without really pushing any limits (nice, not amazing). Her breasts are…

She had "Christian" tattooed just below her waist. She put the indelible mark in this tender spot in memory of a lost friend, but she found an unexpected pleasure in the reaction of boys who…

I was down in Tampa visiting friends last weekend, and stayed at the Radisson which is basically across the highway from the Ybor Strip. Needless to say i spent a little bit of quality…

The new section is now open. There are three rows of individual seats. Not really booths like at Honeys, so there is not that much privacy. But it sure beats having some guys sitting right…

Locals joint in the middle of a strip mall. Not that bad but the neighborhood is getting a little dark. Girls friendly and certainly willing to put out but with the law around here, not…

I spent some time recently at the Torch. It was pretty open with lots of dancing space and a few pool tables. Thanks to the Idaho laws, the girls have to wear bikinis.…

Returning to El Paso, I decided to go back to Jaguar's since I had had a good time here a few months back (see pervious review.) The entrance fee is a little steep at $12 but…

I went here last night(thursday) about 8PM. Much more action than the last time I was here, and alot more girls. Table dances are $15 with nearly no contact. Some girls wear pasties and some…

stopped by last night on a lark to check out if the new extension was open yet, and what do you know? part of it is indeed open to the public. the wall directly…

Keystone is probably one of the dirtiest clubs in the bpt area. You walk in and there is a bar right in front of you and a small stage area to the left.…

Having gone to school in the Woo for three years without ever visiting one of its many strip clubs, my buddies and I made a stop at Centerfolds, Crystal Palace (the CP as we now…

To the previous reviewer "nasyfreak" Yes I did get frustrated like you and DID slap a girls ass. Boy I had to leave quickly. Ditto on everything in recent reviews. The music SUCKS!!! Play some cranking…

Was in town last week, stopped by as I always do. Based on my conversations with several dancers and back-room experiences with two of them, everyone is very nervous about the busts at other…

A few hot chicks, no contact, dark and smokey. Being from Detroit and used to the "attention" given during a dance I was very dissapointed to see this is what the Orlando area has…

Many of the chicks are VERY hot and give great dances. Dances are $25 but worth it. Great food- it must have cost a fortune to build this place..very nice. Valet parking…

With all of the choices in the LA area, skip this club. It is on LaBrea, just off Sunset Blvd. Parking is on the street (if available) or by valet ($3.50). I…

Stopped by Thursday afternoon, around 2 PM. No cover, but did pay $6 for a coke. No dancers on stage until 4 PM, but there were 6-7 dancers working for VIPs. Not…

FYEO is one of my favorite clubs in North America. It is very upscale, but once you get to know the staff you can have as much fun here as in the best clubs…

Went on a Sunday during the playoffs. The club itself is perfectly nice, but as a _strip club_ it seemed way off. There was a radio station there doing give-aways. People were…

Cheaters gets a bit of a bad rap from Providence area strip club junkies. Granted it's dirty and a bit rundown but you can get the best lapdances in New England there, and if…

I decided to make my third stop at the Mermaid. Seedy looking place outside and in. Did the membership ritual with a cool old biker doorman type. No, you don’t need to give them your…

I was there on a sat afternooon recently. The club was relatively crowded, but not too bad. Most of the girls were rather attractive and friendly. Plently of parking available,…

I have been in Dallas for the past seven years and I can confirm that this place is one of the nicest clubs in the U.S. It is very couples friendly so don't be…

I have had a good time each time I have stopped by the Foxy Lady. Definitely a blue-collar-type establishment. Relatively reasonable beer prices, only moderate pressure from the dancers. One main stage…

Last stop, Tee’s. Upscale place, all shiny chrome rails, very busy, lots of knockout women, 8-10. I bought a beer and sat at the rail, tipping three in a row hot big tittied naked brunettes.…

I drank a bottle of champagne with Paulina, a Czech "dirty blonde" and I was BLOWN THE F@#K AWAY _ She was EXPENSIVE _ but worth it - beautiful eyes, perfect PERFECT eyes, and BREASTS…

Best value for money in Austin. About 20-30 girls in the night shift. Half the girls are lookers. $5 dances on Tuesdays and it is extremely busy on that day. Currently work in progress to…

This is a pretty nice, upscale club that has a number of differences from other Denver clubs. Unlike the nearby PT clubs, this club is topless only ($20 private dances). The set up…

I was there last friday night. The place is quite large but was pretty much dead..one girl for every few guys. Used free pass in the Jackson paper. THere is a 2…

I visited this club a couple of times while in Brunswick on business. My ruling is that it's worth going to if you are in town, but don't make a special trip. I did get…

I have been to this club several times and have yet to have the good times others have posted. It may be me, but the lds I've had are pretty standard for Tampa. Today I…

I returned 3 months later and the scene is basically the same. Girls are average but nothing spectacular. Dances are decent but I got three and the girl (forgot her name) did the…

Elite is a fairly small club, however on the nights that I have made the trip [usually a Thursday night or a weekend] its been well worth it. There are usually anywhere from 12 to…

Stopped in at Rick's last weekend. Daytime. I've never been in after 3 in the afternoon. Can't imagine why anyone would bother given the level of satisfaction and attention you get during…

I hit this club this past week for some daytime lappers. I'd have to say the dancer quality right now exceeds Ybor Strip, with mileage coming up a bit short. There was aprox. 6…

The Leather and Lace Club is located right off of US 321 in good old Gastonia. To get to it head down 321 into downtown Gastonia. If you are coming off of I-85 take exit…

I was just in Orlando for a convention, so I figured I'd stop in, even though I'm living in Tampa now (which is kind of like living right next to Yankee Stadium and going out…

VIP is a quality establishment. The ambiance is good. The lighting is dark and there are clean and comfortable armchairs facing the stage and in very dark corners. There are at least…

Boy this club sure has changed in the last couple of years. I was there a few weeks ago and they had one of their old house dancers (drunk Brooke) featuring as Tanya Taylor?…

This my favorite club. The girls are attractive with the usual few exceptions. The prices are reasonable. They aren't the cheapest, but lets face it not to many strip clubs are.…

Will we(I) ever learn. On one of the strip club cruise nights my friends hijacked me into returning to this hole in the wall. This time things were much better because it was so…

I stopped by the Spice House after visiting Fantasy Girls. I arrived about 5P. The place was busy and except for the tip rail, it was hard to find a seat. The quality of girls…

Not a bad place. Went there on a week day and they had 10 dancers. Ranged in quality from 3-8. High milage dances in semi private dance area. Dances were $25 each with $5 going…

I don't know how many of you make it out to kittens, but if you do it is well worth it. the girls are very pretty and the atmosphere is more like a dance…

This is my favorite club in the area. I was in last Friday night and had a great time. They have hired a lot of new girls in the last month. Mandi,…

Went to the spot Last Saturday around 4:00pm. They have a pretty good assortment of girls in there. This one chick Meghan gives a hell of a lapdance. She kinda on the thick side but…

The club ($10 membership required) is BYOB or they sell soft drinks therefore they can go fully nude which most if not all dancers do on the main stage. Satelite stages are only topless.…

This was an ok club. You have a variety of women. Tall, short, chunky, and thin...most of which are very attractive. Completely nude dancing. You can go upstairs for the VIP treatment. A lap…

The furnishings in this club are basic table and chairs but the dances are really good which is why I go. Lots of nice looking girls on days but not sure about nights really. The…

First time visit to CH. Arrived during their lunch special which allowed all-day access for only $15 instead of the regular $25. When you walk in the stage is directly in front of…

This is one of the most outstanding clubs in the country. You will not find a better all around value unless you go to Canada and the exchange rate helps you up there. It appears…

I was visiting Binghamton yesterday and this was the only one of Bing's 4 strip clubs open during the afternoon. It is part of an adult book store with a separate entrance for the strip…

Nice looking girls and nice furnishings in club. Mix drinks served. The also serve food. Girl quality was 5-9. Girls asked about dances but no hard hussle. Standard lap dance but no real milage. Pretty…

I arrived about 3:30P. The club was quiet. There was no one on stage for several songs. A dancer asked to set with about the time that someone got up on stage. We chatted for…

I dropped in right around noon. Pretty empty but the place filled up quick; with both guys and dancers. I didn't see any of my favorites so I had to do some window…

When in Buffalo, I hop into Canada to Private Eyes. It's a little further than the clubs in Niagra Falls, but they are all tourist traps. Open layout with multiple stages. Girls…

the club is really cool and fun. Girls were good looking and you can drink. Couples free on Sat night. Got a dance from Trinity for my wife and she stopped in the middle and…

Went here the other day around 11 AM, and I must say I was impressed. The food isn't that bad, the girls look pretty good (most of them are 7 and above) and are…

Stoped by her tonight and have to say it is average but for Bambi! Bambi is a sweet sexy all natural blond that will rock your world on the lap dances. Not to busy tonight so…

If you are looking for the best burger in town, Wacko's has really good food. If you are looking for the best strip bar in town...keep looking. Right off emerson from the 95…

I was up for new years and checked this place out. It was small and very packed, but the girls were very hot. They had a girl on girl show that was very entertaining. On…

Drove from Charlotte to Columbia just to check out this club (about 80 mins FYI). They had an amateur night on wednesdays. The club was wall-to-wall packed with top notch women. Honestly I have not…

Made a recent visit to this dive. Girls were 3-7, with one hottie, who I think was not a regular. Had a couple dances in the VIP room. $50 for two songs, could have…

I went to the club last Friday, about four in the afternoon. I realized that this was an unusual time, so I wasn't expecting a lot of girls or a big crowd, but that…

Not a terrible club. Most guys sitting around bar mingling with dancers while one girl on stage. No one sitting around the stage, so the girls came around and asked for a dollar…

In the LA area for the first time. Decided to try Bare Elegance on Monday afternoon. Based on mixed reviews here and at other area places, I went expecting to make this the first stop…

I continue to attend this location. At least for me the service is always reliable. My visit always includes a dance with the older asian and always finishes with a happy ending.…

It had been awhile since I had been up near this club, so I figured I stop in and check it out. I didn’t have much time or money. As it turns out, I didn’t…

I worked in the Diamond Club off and on over the years and it is by far the best club I have ever worked in. The girls are gorgeous, the music full of energy and…

Went to both this club and Scores, the two upscale clubs in NYC, last week. The two clubs have a similar layout. In both cases went from 6-8PM. Penthouse had the best looking woman. Most…

Not much has changed at Big Earls in the past two years. It's not a bad place to bring a six-pack and watch attractive girls take off their clothes. Although it is a nude club,…

I've been t Erotic dozens of times in the past several years. The girls are friendly, the atmoshere are relaxed. don't be too quick, many extras are available for those who pass up the suberb…

Gossip is an okay looking club. I worked there for about 2 weeks when I just started dancing. Many of the girls are over 30. Though most of the girls there are pretty polite, it…

I rate it a 2. The only reason I can see for going to this bar is if you happen to live very close to it. Although the girls that work here are…

Club needs more quality dancers and more room for seating. The club was slow when I came in with only four customers at 10pm on a weekend. The door girl seemed to be the only…

As all of the other reviews say, the place is not much to look at. It is the content that matters. The best grinding I have ever had. Especially from Amber.…

This is hands down the greatest club in the US. These girls are gorgeous and work hard for their money. They actually sit down and talk with you without looking to order the…

I visited Mardi Gras II on a Wednesday night. This club isn't as nice as its sister club in Springfield. On this night there were about 7 girls dancing, mostly 6-8 but nobody spectacular.…

Have been away from the area for about a year, so I thought I stop in and check things out. I went on a Sunday night and the place just seemed dead. Not many girls…

After dissapointment with Lido's I headed to Inner Room. Friendly staff as always, several Asian dancers. Lap dances had gone up a couple of bucks to $10 since my last visit. The club certainly has…

My first visit to any club in Las Vegas. I mainly wanted to try this place because of the 'bed dances' talked about in other reviews...haven't had one of those before. Very high cover (to…

Overall, I think this is the best club in Vegas. It consistently shows me a good time. Every time I try to check out another club based on a cab drivers recommendation or…

This is one of the more popular clubs in Vegas. It is very large with two big rooms and 5 stages. One stage is open when it is slow and as the night goes on…

We stumbled into this club on Saturday night. John the owner greeted us and asked how we were doing. I said thirsty and horny! Immediately he sent Maxx over to me who…

My first mistake was going again during the night. As I have previosly posted the place is pretty packed at nights especially Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays. But wanted to go and only had…

Poor choice for me on my one visit to NYC. This is a nice, clean place, but it's far too mercinary for me. I like to sit back and watch, and not have pressure. There…

My higher rating is due to one girl, Lexxy. She was not there the other times I stopped in. Now Lexxy is a tall slender blonde with hair down to her waist and…

I've found that Deja Vu is the only club in town worth going to. The Appaloosa Gentlemens Club is nicer but it's all air--what's the use? Plus, if you do the "3 songs…

The new owners ruined this club. They just had to go and upscale the joint, which doesn't fit the shipyard location. They aren't catering to working class people anymore. There's a cover charge now, and…

visited on a recent afternoon. there were maybe 8 or 9 girls for me and one other customer. Some of them new faces, a couple of them quite cute. I stayed a…

On a business trip to Phoenix in early December I visited the Great Alaskan Bush Company. It was easy to find just using a map off of the net. There was plenty of parking even…

Stopped in this place the other day. I've been here a few times before and I had a decent time so I stopped back. There were 6 girls working the day shift.…

All right - I've been to this club quite a bit, so I figure I should review it at this point. This is going to be a long one, as I have literally spent the…

I found myself in southern Austin near the airport on Monday November 11 with an evening to fill I checked TUSCL and decided to visit the Landing Strip. There was no cover and the drinks…

Very nice club.....easily the hottest girls of any club in Metro Detroit. The russian girls can really deliver when it comes to the VIP room.

This club is very friendly with nice girls. While they range in attractivness from 1 to 10, the all are cheerful and polite whether you are spending big bucks or small. Of special note is…

This club is fun. Wide assortment of dancers ranging from 5 - 7 during the day shift. During the day, $2 domestic beers. As for dances, $25 for two special. Nice…