Browns

I have been here quite a few times over the years. It has been slowly declining (as has everywhere) but at least it still exists. I had a few hours…

Not a lot of reviews for anything in Europe so I threw the dice with this visit. I spent so much of my visit in London awestruck by gorgeous locals I figured…

Another trip to an old favourite. Good for London but not as good as it was years ago. I arrived about 2pm and there was a shift of 6 girls.…

I've been visiting browns over the years! The establishment has undergone a refurbishment making it a little more plush than it has previously been. There was very little pressure to do anything…

An old favourite but my first visit for several years. It's pretty much the same as ever. No entrance fee and drinks are a typical price for the area. The girls come…

My first time in a London strip club. It was an okay-ish experience due to the local laws (no touching!). The beer was reasonable (6£ for a pint) and the girls were hot.…

I was in London for a short visit and decided to check out Browns. There is free entry and a bar on the left as you enter. I bought my favourite Mexican…

Oh Brown’s Strip Club, Browns Strip Club. This was an interesting visit. Located in the Shoreditch area of London, this strip club felt more like a bar out of the…

There are always 8 dancers on a Saturday afternoon. They do 3 stage dances each so that's 24 stage dances in the shift from 1.15 to 5pm. . It is a minimum…

See my earlier reviews for full details on this venue. Met my friend in Browns at 13.00 (or so) on a Saturday afternoon. The afternoon shift (13.00 to 17.00) of girls was…

Browns was very quiet yet again, barely enough customers for stage dancing to start on time at 1.15. Despite this most girls put on a good stage dance, one girl working for…

Along with a couple of other venues in London, the Griffin represents a great budget option for the casual participant. Basically, it's a pub. You just walk in and buy a drink,…

See my earlier reviews for full details on this venue. Met three friends in here on a quiet Thursday lunch time. There was at least one point when we were half the audience.…

I popped in about 4pm, it's free to go in, has a normal bar feel to it, just with a pole dancing stage. At this time of the day there were…

Decent value pound-in-the-pot place, especially as the drinks are on a par with normal London prices. The pub is clean and modern. The girls are pretty, of varied appearance, and attentive but not…

This is a very good bar with live shows non stop. Entry is free but problem is girls bother you every 15 mins to contribute 1 pound in their jug before they…

This is venue is part of the now dwindling, "Money in the jug" pub strip circuit in London. 10 years ago there were probably 25 venues of this type within in the…

This was the first club I ever visited, 20 years ago, and at that time was a typical 'pub pound in a glass' place. I thought I would go back as…

Came to London for the week and knew I wanted to hit up a strip club. This place was the closest place to me so I said screw it and went. Before…

Went to Browns on a Friday lunchtime, it’s a good place to get away from the office for a while. Generally very beautiful girls who are friendly and not too pushy. The…

This is my first visit to a strip club ever. I was on a business trip to London and so decided to check this out. I was nervous when I reached there.…

Decent value for money, especially as the drinks are on a par with normal London prices. More spacious (= a decent chance of finding somewhere to sit) than The Griffin or The…

I am a regular visitor to Browns and go most weeks. Now the English football season has just started the place was a lot busier than it has been in the summer…

See my earlier reviews for full details on this venue. I met my friend in Browns on Thursday lunch time. As usual girls were of a genrally of a high standard. That means…

My first trip to London for quite a while. I tried to start at the nearby White Horse but sadly that has closed. I walked here fearing that the…

This is venue is part of the now dwindling, "Money in the jug" pub strip circuit in London. 10 years ago there were probably 25 venues of this type within in the…

It is free entry, with a pound in the jar for each dancer on the stage so make sure you have cash. Will change bits at the bar. New dancer…

I arrived here in the early evening after sessions in The Horns and Ye Olde Axe the same day. I was so impressed I stayed until gone 11.00, making it my longest…

This is venue is part of the now dwindling, "Money in the jug" pub strip circuit in London. 10 years ago there were probably 25 venues of this type within in the…

Went to Browns with my girlfriend and had a great time. There were a few other couples there too. Entrance is free. Dancers walk round with a glass and collect £1 from each…

My first time to Browns for a while and it has been renovated since my last visit. A similar layout (as far as I can recall) but seems quite a bit…

Went to the club on Tuesday evening and it was quite crowded for a weekday evening. Typically a girl or two would be stage dancing and then they come to collect a…

Browns was nicely busy this afternoon with a good atmosphere. Its pretty big so needs a decent crowd to give it some atmosphere, especially in the afternoons. Small price increase in the…

Brown's, which is owned by the same people as The Horns (more of which anon), is another one of Shoreditch's Strip Pubs. The usual rules apply - you have to put your…

The venue is great and spacious, inexpensive drinks and friendly staff. But the best part of it are the girls: all beautiful, fantastic bodies, friendly and not pushy. Awesome performances on…

Another visit to an old favourite. It is still one of the best and most reliable of the London strip pubs. It is a lot smarter since its recent refurbishment…

Yet another afternoon visit to probably my favourite strip pub. It feels more like a club to me and as I don't frequent clubs I enjoy the difference. I had checked…

After trips to The Horns and The White Horse, (both nearby) my friend and I ended up in here for an hour or so before going back to The Horns. As ever…

I decided to drop into Browns for a change from the White Horse. I arrived just before 4pm after a business meeting. No entry charge but I was pounced on…

I always enjoy going to Browns. It's a simple concept, everyone puts a pound coin in the jar and then the girls perform a stage show. So as faf as value for…

Browns is the benchmark for London clubsin my opinion. It sits at the jjunction of the old style strip bars and modern gentlemen's club.<br> <br> Always clean and safe it still has…

This is venue is part of the now dwindling, "Money in the jug" pub strip circuit in London. 10 years ago there were probably 25 venues of this type within in…

My first visit since it reopened. If you see my review of the sister club The Horns, you will see that I was worried that this club would be spoilt by…

I attempted to visit on September 2 but found that it is closed for refurbishment. The sign on the door says until early October. The sign suggested trying an associated…

Browns is still the only 'nice' club in the Shoreditch area - one where you could take a broad minded girlfriend without being embarrassed It's clean - even the loos are not the…

First, I should honetsly say that I really enjoyed the two hours I spent in this establishment and I really recommend it to anyone (especially to beginners and first timers)looking for a…

One of my old favourites and is usually very reliable so with just a short time available I went here rather than try somewhere new. I arrived at 5pm and had…

Called into Browns for a planned trip of a couple of hours, ended up staying a little longer as I was having such a good time. There was a very good mixture…

I went to this club on a recent Saturday night with a couple friends, maybe a little after 1 AM. We weren't planning on it, but we essentially came here out of…

Visited the club on April 9th 2011. Entry is free and drinks are reasonably priced. Once you enter the club there is a stage to your right with two poles and a…

Always busy weekday nights because of proximity to the City, as a result often packed with 'city boys' but still a great place to enjoy a few drinks (pub prices), and see…

Browns is clearly the best of the London strip pubs in the Shoreditch area. It's a quick walk from the Old Street or Liverpool Street tube stations. It really is…

Browns is one of the old classics of the area, and deservedly has a good reputation of somewhere to go for a great night out. At the top of Shoreditch High St.,…

Normally a very reliable place so after a couple of disappointments elsewhere, I popped in. It started well as usual with a nice girl doing a nice show. The next…

I was just in the area for a bit longer than usual, for the first time during working hours. Friday night, Saturday afternoon, and Saturday night, it was its usual self:…

Been here a few times. It's a short bus ride or a 10 minute walk from Liverpool St. station. Just the 1 stage but the stage dances are usually alright. But you…

Just before Christmas, I made my first visit since the new no smoking legislation came into force. I have been curious to see how well it worked in a place like…

This has to have the best scenery for the money in London. I went on a Thursday night, first time other than an afternoon, and the girls were uniformly lovely. Gabrielle and…

Browns is actually a bit easier to get to than the previous review, although correct, indicates. It's a brisk 10 min walk from the Old Street tube station on the Northern line…

If you just want to kill some time, have a drink with a nice view, then this is a really good place to do it. Easy to get to by bus…

I'd still give Browns an 8, but it's for the quality of the women not for the options. As a previous reviewer suggested, the back room private dances are not worth the…

The girls tonight were very attractive, certainly 8s. They were younger than those at White Horse, mostly early to mid 20s with some Eastern Europeans in the mix. Browns is similar…

Browns has very good looking girls, great stage shows, good sound system, it's free to get in, and the beer is reasonably cheap. The system is that the girls go around with…

I've read elsewhere that this club offers great value for money, and I suppose it does relative to other London clubs, but if you're used to the hotter American clubs, Brown's will…

OK...at least the beer is reasonable! (See my other review of the Spearmint Rhino) No entrance fee and the girls are spectacular! This place is down around the financial district so you get…

Not much has changed from previous reviews: girls are somewhat prettier than other locations, but this is primarily a good place for a few drinks. There is an emphasis on…

Concur with review below on description: girls are attractive, stage show is fine. But this is about lap dancing, and the private dances aren't worthy of the name. It's all…

The most upmarket of the strip pubs in the Shoreditch area, 10 mins walk from Liverpool St station. No cover charge and drinks are at pub prices. Girls generally high standard (7-9) and…

My home strip-pub, its free to enter, and the girls are babes. open six days a week Mon-Sat from 1 till midnight or 1 in the morning. There is a table-dancing room…