Reviews

Relatively small, but fairly upscale club featuring Chicago's most attractive dancers. A few have graced the pages of Playboy, although there are some distinctly unattractive dancers,as well. $20, no-contact dances on the floor,…

I went to the club again last night and had a fantastic time. I have been going there at least 2 to 3 times a week for the last 2 weeks and the girls…

In town for a friend's wedding and visited the club with another friend of mine. OUTSTANDING!!! This club is the nicest I've been in, EVER! I have been to clubs all over the U.S. not…

At first hard to see because it is sort of hidden behind a hotel on Halsted Ave. just as you get off I-294. $10 cover about 8:00 pm on a Saurday night. Not a lot…

This is the best club for miles around. I had been by here a couple of years ago, but at the time it was only a 7 club. First off. I am not an employee…

Can't SAY enough good about Visions here. Been going to the club (as an unknown) since its inception. It has never failed to bring out the beast in me and allow me to enjoy myself…

OK, let me start this over since I accidentally erased it. nothing physically has changed at Temptations, although for some reason (and it's definitely NOT management), they have a pretty high turnover rate. Robin still…

Dropped in Illusions for a moment this past week on my regular update rounds. I have to say (and to be quite honest, this is not saying much) Illusions has actually improved. I only got…

I was on vacation here just after Hurricane Ivan roared through and stopped in this dump. The bartender was a dumb fucker who after watching me sitting at the bar for about 5 minutes…

Fox's is really hitting its stride lately. I went on day shift, Friday afternoon, as is my preference. Real laid back attitude. The dancers were willing to visit and chat a bit whether you were…

How can this club be rated an 8 is beyond me, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder! If you are going to a club for eye candy, then I guess I agree…

Scarlett's has recently added a set of nicely sandblasted glass doors to the scene, along with a set of curtains, which effectively cut off any visual activity from the entrance/street/admissions area. This is probably a…

A bit run down, dark & loud for my taste. I like to chat to the ladies, hard to do that here. The girls were lovely though which lifts the score in spite of the surroundings. Probably…

Still a very nice club, but it has gone steadily down hill in terms of customers and outgoing ladies. Many have moved to other clubs. The mgmt here has tried, but keeps missing…

Went there the other night for the first time. It's only a few blocks from where my favorite 70's strip joint, the Hello Doll, was located, so I figured that might be a good…

In full agreement with the other reviews, this place has a neighborhood atmosphere, $15 cover, free beer. I was in town on business and made it over to this club about 11:00 PM on…

As of my last visit on this past Thursday, Crazy Horse has added a new stage to the left when you walk in the door. This was a much-needed improvement as the stage near the…

My personal favorite in Surfers. Would be a ten if they spent a bit of money upgrading the interior. Lovely, friendly & mostly natural girls. The club has an open layout with a bar at either…

Simply the best. Wonderful interior. Classy, lovely, friendly & mostly natural girls. The club has a large main floor, rectanglar layout with the main bar along one long wall, the stage opposite. Money has been spent making…

Was in Rick's this past week (as usual-- no connection whatsoever to the club) and nothing is really physically different about the club. Rick's (like many men's clubs here and in other cities) has a…

Decided to drop in Wizards on a thursday. More girls than customers, and thats good, Fairly nice looking girls. Frankie is a hottie, ballet instructor and she dances really well although the lap dance wasnt that…

Blackjack's is a small club on the far south side of Elgin. I have been there about four times and have had vastly different experiences. I went there recently on an early Tuesday afternoon…

Saturday afternoon, about 2pm, is a good time to go. The place is fairly quiet and you can get a dance without guys playing pool about two feet from where you are. What…

I like this place to stop for a drink, after work and chill out , Good looking girls. They have a juke box for music. This is the only club that I can leave…

Ten's is similar to TD's in that there seem to be a lot of University of Arizona girls dancing there...which is a real plus in my book. They're all friendly...businesslike...and available for dances.…

Made 2 trips to Choices last week, one during day and the other at night. I was staying at a downtown hotel and a magazine in my room had a 1/2 price admission coupon.…

go in afternoon...not too full, lots of hot ladies who do x-tras in vip. Nice Asian ladies. Ask for Misty....beer is $7, no cover 6a-6p....nice inside, main stage @ center, seating @ stage, in tables…

This is definitely one of the top tier clubs in Austin. The dancers are not as prudish/standoffish as some other establishments. IMHO, This and Sugars are the only two worthwhile; they have the best entertainment…

The best thing about TD's is the free lap dances given away all night...to promote business, so to speak. They're short...more like a "taste"...but absolutely free. I usually tip each girl at least…

The Bunny Ranch is a small club with plush seating and a great sound system. The prices are a little high...but there's a reward for the extra money invested. I recommend it highly.

Visited this club on my Houston tour. Very cool. Drinks are expensive, but not too much. I had a private dance with a hot latina called Gypsy. At $200, a bit…

I rate this place a 5, right in the middle, for a good reason. It is a glorified jack shack, but at times a location for extremely high mileage. With the right gal,…

I would like to comment soon on the previous review. I agree 100% on the raffle tickets. Seems like they are always trying to get you to buy raffle tickets and I wish they would…

Make no mistake, this club is such a "dive" that when you look the word up in the dictionary, there is a picture of it. However, there is a chance to see some real pussy…

Well, after the ups and downs of the past few years, and my mixed experiences here, I stopped by again Friday 9/24/04 for lunch. I only recognized one dancer out of the 10 or so…

Once again I must advise the "Common and Infrequent" strip club visitor that this place WILL TAKE YOU TO THE BANK!!! Sure, they probably have some of the more attractive women...but, they are not the end…

Have been going to this rhino for about 2 years. Last night was packed because of the featured lady. She was only so-so IMHO but got some great milage in the VIP.…

This club is large, 3 stages, good service, not real dark like so many others, good food and booze, pool tables & poker machines. The ladies here are awesome, and willing to chat with…

I've been to this club numerous times. This is probably one of the best clubs in Manhattan (in the post-Guiliani era). The talent pool has dropped off a little bit over the past…

Got a chance to drop by last week during the late afternoon. The crowd was very light and there were 10 to 15 dancers working. Smoking is now allowed in the main room…

visited ths club w/3 budies last night. This club seems to be relatively new - lots of dikish girls = no asians! (MY FAVORITe) - girls were in th 4-7 range - some…

I had to visit this place after all the hype I heard. It lives up to it 100%. Only reason I am not giving it a 10 is because there is no alcohol.…

Saw the sign on the highway and said what the f*ck. Glad I did. It was about 6pm, so they didn't charge a cover, but the only had two girls taking turns on…

Curves is the nicest club I've seen in Tucson, though it gets hard to find a seat on the weekend. Hot women and good music. And Sammy the Bull's niece is dancing there...for…

My wife and I have been to the Gold Club three times with each time being more dissapointing than the last. We will never go back. The place is a total rip off.…

Its hard for me to actually put into words how disappointed I was at the Gold Club last night. There were some solid reviews so my buddy and I gave it a try.…

Stopped by for lunch last week, great food, good prices. There were three beautimous ladies dancing. This is really a look, drink, and eat club. Known for beauties, and good service.…

I really HATE to give it a rating of 10, but when you see a very large very happy crowd with a large number of dancers at a club that is "happening," then it is…

Just basic strip club atmosphere. Some girls look good, some not so much.... ...but ALL of 'em -- much more so than most places I go -- look bored bored bored. There was some fairly high…

This club has some of the hottest girls in the Tri-State Area. The girls know how to talk the game. The atmosphere of the club is a good vibe, the barmaids do a…

The Booby Trap is a long, skinny building, with the bar on one side and seating on the other, with a stage in the middle of the seating area. There's minimal stage-side seating, but it's…

The rating is high, but that depends on what you're looking for. The place is semi-dumpy inside, and mondo-scary dumpy outside. The girls aren't bad -- couple of 8's; couple of 4's...... ....but the…

Went here for my bachelor's weekend. The $4 cover should have been an indication. Apparently, the flame has lost it's liquor license. There were 5 or so dancers inside, who actually were…

Spent a Sunday afternoon here, very uncrowded. Got there a bit after it opened....only three girls working for the first hour or so, but three nice ones! Had a few dances from an…

First off, many of the reviews of this place are right on the money. As soon as you walk in the door -- assuming you have all of your teeth -- you will be hounded…

Was in the Indianapolis area on business Thursday so I thought I would drive over and check the place out. Time for a reality check. This place gets way to many tens from over zealous…

Went to the club on a Wednesday night recently. Fairly busy, but not overly crowded. Cover was $12, its BYOB. After you enter the only money you need is $3 for a…

In Montreal, i've only been to Club Wanda's and Chez Paris, so i can't comment on how this club compares to others in the area. First off, there's a doorman who will try to choose a…

this club is ok its located in the bronx, the girls on the weekends can be quite beautiful, some black and others spanish, the lap dances are ok 10$ but not very private, be careful…

This is the closest thing to an American strip club in Munich. You pay your cover and enter through a turnstyle with your 2 free drink chips. There are multiple rooms, most are theaters showing…

Newly opened. Stopped last Wednesday, late afternoon. No cover, and $4 for call mixed drinks, good waitress service, and very fun in accepting tips. Unfortunately this visist was the same time as…

This cabaret seems to be the same setup as the others in Munich, but with much better looking dancers. You buy your first drink as your cover. There weren't any lapdances that I saw, but…

If they ever do get their permits from the city they very well could be one of the best clubs in the southeast. But as of know they are still waiting on the next period…

Visited this club on a Wednesday night in early September. Club has a nice layout with one good size stage in the center of the club. Approx. 8 dancers seemed to be working…

The club is pretty small, only two stages and I have only ever seen one in use. They are also no longer open on Thursday nights, the guy at the door said they had…

I absolutely love this club!!! From the laid back atmosphere, to the Full Bar, to non agressive but really nice dancers. They just went through a major renovation, and long gone are the uncomfortable…

This is a bookstore with a couple of curtained-off cubicles for lap dances from oversize black women. When I was there the dancer was right up-front with the offer of a BJ for $80,…

This club has been there a long time, but none of the dancers have. High turnover rate (like most), about 15 working working on a Friday night. Most were in the 7-8 range, no extremes,…

Mixed crowd in the club, mostly black & hispanic dancers, and they are mostly in the 5-8 range. Club is large with the bar on an elevated platform the right right after you enter, and…

I have been going to this place for a number of years now, as well as most of the bars in Paterson. Of the 4 bars in the downtown Paterson area (La Vie en Rose, Moonlight…

Was in the north end of the city on friday night and had heard some things about this club and decided to drop by. mostly a younger crowd with not much to say about the…

I'm going to make this simple.....Don't waste your time!! Every other Alabama strip club that I have been to has been pretty cool. Some nicer than others but always at least a few decent looking…

This is a nice little club to go to and just hang out. It is a very laid back atmosphere and the girls are very friendly. I would rate the girls from 4-8. Good music,…

I went to this club for the first time on a friday night, in september of 2004. There were about 10 girls working and most were pretty good. One dancer that really stood out was…

Small, friendly neighborhood bar. I love this place for the music, nonstop rock n roll. Dancers are average looking, but very friendly and won't hound for tips. No lap dances here. The bathrooms...well, I…

Pretty girls here, but not all 10's. They have a thing on tuesdays where you can drink all night for something like $25 after the cover. This is a pasties club, no nudity but still…

Too Hot To Handle is the club that all other Blackpool lapdancing venues aspire to be. On two floors, with private dance areas on both floors, there are two poles allowing stage shows to…

Was at this club a year ago this weekend and had a great time! There was this dancer Mouse, wow, she just would not quit! Had the time of my life. Me…

Visited Solid Gold in July and Sept after checking out Chez Paree and Club Super Contact. While Chez Paree may have better looking girls (if you like tall, model types), SG dancers were pretty…

place looks like a shack from the outside and looks the same on the inside. will never go again. girls aren't that pretty either.

I was at Sugar Shack back in February and was very happy with it. The club has some very hot girls and the chair dances and couch dances are worth the money. I definitely…

There are beautiful girls in MS. But they seem to stay out of this club. Besides, prude rules reign here. Girls must stay about a foot from the client.

This place is like a ghetto lusty lady. They typically have 1-2 girls working in a common area where you can pay to slide the window up and watch and wank. Really, no…

While on the road I like to go in search of new clubs. This one was an interesting find. Fredonia is a small village in western New York, about half way between Erie…

All the lap dances in Tokyo are $70, which is fcking high. Of the 2 major clubs, 7th heaven and Private eyes, this offers more as far as contact in the lap dance room.…

Haven't been able to get to this club again since they reopened. But recently got a chance to check it out after a long time. The club is the same inside including the lunch time buffet, which…

I recently went to diamonds lounge and what I found were some of the prettiest dancers in jacksonville.The club is one of the homiest places Ive been to yet.Some of the dancers who I recall…

I stopped by at Noon on my way to the airport. Cover was $3 and my Coke was $5. I think beer was $6. Most of the guys in the palce were…

You simply can't get any farther out in the woods than this place! I recently visited on a friday night. I was constantly told I was there too early, they open at 7:00 and close…

Nice club, but small. One of the dancers told me that 9 girls were working, but I only saw 5. The club was pricey, $175 for the VIP room, and that did not include drinks…

Tycoons was hit by the IRS this summer and all of the dancers are complaining about money, management and a dim future. The concern for the future is the opening of The Coliseum a…

Ah, Poor Johns. Well, let's just say if you're tired of the Plastic Playboy Princesses at the upscale strip clubs and your in the mood for something 'different'.... you know what I mean. It's one…

I had longed to check out this club for a long time so I finally went yesterday at midnight. This club is located 25-30 minutes from San Juan. Take Route 22 from San Juan then…

Down stairs is the bar and restaurant which has comfortable seating and makes a good place to meet and get some drinks in. The main floor is upstairs, there are tables and booths with the…

Girls are terrible. Threw a girl a dollar, she threw the dollar back, said that was insulting. I just didnt have any quarters.

Now that I have been here a few times since they opened and I have had a chance to compare and contrast, I must say that the girls are among the hottest I have ever…

A nice club, but my biggest complaint is the lack of talent, doen't come close to the Beckley X or Lady Godivas down the road. The Management was much friendlier than on my last visit.

Ten dollar nude table dances - lots of contact with the right girl. The club is just a long narrow bar with a stage on the back right wall and a smaller stage, left…

This is a predominantly black/latino club. The food is good and reasonable. Lap dances are $10/ dance. No VIP or private areas. No cover except Fri & Sat.

What an amazing place. Entered the building as though you're entering a movie theatre and bought an entrance ticket. Went to the back of the building to the right and sat in movie…