Ah, Poor Johns. Well, let's just...

Ah, Poor Johns. Well, let's just say if you're tired of the Plastic Playboy Princesses at the upscale strip clubs and your in the mood for something 'different'.... you know what I mean. It's one of those nights where you just want to get down and dirty and troll the gutter for a while. You've seen one too many pretty faces and you want to be shocked back into reality. You long to remember why you began slapping down $20 a pop for those 'air dances'. Well, visit Poor Johns for a piece of that nostalgia you seek. After visiting Showgirls 1 and 3 and Stewies, we decided to go where only a seasoned veteran would dare go. The girls here all arrived in one car....late. the bartender (who incidently was hotter than the dancers) told us that the girls were off smoking crack and would be in shortly. The nitty gritty: reasonably priced drinks. $10 VIP dances. Girls are 2's and 3's, teeth optional. Not for the faint of heart.