Hot Lap Dance

The police came, raided the place and closed it on Thursday. Here's hoping it re-opens soon. http://www.nypost.com/seven/07192008/news/regionalnews/lap_dance_bordello_120559.htm http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/19/nyregion/19brothel.html?_r=1&scp=1&sq=hot%20lap%20dance&st=cse&oref=slogin

The police raided this place early in the morning of Friday, July 18, 2008. It did not open for business that evening. (My ratings reflect a previous visit.)

Kind of an amazing place, if you've only been to the usual - Rhino, Scores, Cheetah's, etc. The girls were attractive, maybe not quite at the level of the Rhino in…

High cover charge $50 + a one time $20 fee. The ladies are well worth it. Dinner buffet around 9 pm and drinks on the house. No stage dancers, only lap dances…

I have visited this club three times, and each time I have been amazed with the girls. Yes, they want to separate you from your money as efficiently as possible, but…

This place is not your regular strip club. More of a party-type atmosphere with BYOB. The lap dances are good but YMMV here for sure. Girls are hit and…

I was there a few months ago. This clb is in a older building. It can be expensive. After you pay, you walk down a hallway and make a left.…

Outside of Manhattan, this would rate about average. The raves about this place are a tribute to how well Rudy Giuliani cleansed Manhattan of adult entertainment. My brothers in NYC…

Value Rating should be negative ten. An absolute scam from start to finish! This is a club for those with more dollars than sense. (That's not a typo, it's…

I had an even better time here the second time. There were more dancers and they were generally better looking than the first time I went, which was on a Monday.…

This club is bullshit. Do not trust the reviews. They are either outright lies, or posted by newbies who don't know shit about strip clubs. If you look at…

I went to this place because the guys down at work said it was the best around. An old girlfriend of mine agreed to go along, because she is always up…

I finally got a chance to check this club out during an extended-weekend trip to NYC, and let me tell you that, for a change, it easily lives up to the hype…

This is my third or fourth time to this Club and, especially on this visit, was absolutely blown away by the "bang for your buck" factor. The cover is $50 yes…

Very different atmosphere -- nice, cool girls that seem to be having fun. Yes, they are trying to sell, but no too hard and most want to have a conversation and…

Wasn't sure what to expect here, but got exactly what previous reviewers indicated I would. Read all the reviews and I guess I was hoping for more extras. I showed…

Wow. This is what NYC has lacked for a long time. While it is hefty to get in, it really does feel more like a "party" than a strip club. Girls are…

Had a great time in the past here - was in town again and decided to go over. Membership card saves a few bucks but its still pretty expensive to…

I visited this fantastic club very lato on a December thursday: The athmosphere is very relaxed and the girls a wonderful. Good food and free drinks added something to the good experience.…

Visited this club in December while in NYC for another event. The cover charge was a bit expensive, but it's a one time membership fee and then a lower cover for…

The Hot Lap Dance is hands-down the best strip club I have ever been to. It's BYOB and full nude, which in my experience has typically meant unattractive girls but this is…

I visited yesterday, arriving at 7:15 on a Thursday evening. The place was dead until 8:00. The few dancers hung around the bar, eating the free food. Then things…

I read about The Hot Lap Dance Club on here and decided to give it a try. I went on a Monday about a month ago and can't stop thinking about…

I arrived just as they opened at 8. The place is very cool, and the people very friendly. I got a tour from the girl working the door since she said things…

This was my first visit to the club in months. There were a few new changes to note but The Street the club is located on is still under construction, the lobby,…

I went to HLD last Saturday evening, and got there at 8:30, soon after they opened. At that time the place was dead, only a few guys had arrived. But…

Interesting set up, it is like a cocktail party where girls ask you for lapdances. There is no stage and there was even a hot buffet during the evening. Mileage…

Great club with lots of pretty and nice girls with good attitudes. It has a nice low key atmosphere and is not too crowded. The cover is steep at $70 w/o…

Great place for a night out in New York. The door price is high, but BYOB and don't overpay at the bar. The ladies were all very attractive and the…

I'm in New York for a business meeting about once a month and usually make a trip here. Its a completely different experience than any strip club you have ever been…

Found myself again in New York with an evening to spare, a fat roll burning in my pocket, and a hankering for some close contact lap dances. So I paid my…

Difficult to see how anyone could give this anything but a 9 or 10. Yes, the $50 door plus $20 membership may seem steep, but there are no overpriced drinks to…

In this posting I will talk more generically, and then later I will post details of my last visit. I have found that the negative reviewers about this place have obviously not read…

This place is ok. Typical new york bs, very expensive and the girls are unapproachable. I did end up having a good time though. Basically i decided it was time to get…

This club is good but different. It is laid back and lower pressure than most especially for New York City. There are plenty of places to sit with comfortable couches. No lquor…

As recent reviews attest, everyone's experience is different and YMMV..there is no guarantee that your expectations will be met; it really depends on how you and a girl "click". The nice…

After reading reviews here, I emailed an RSVP and walked over from the Marriott in Times Square. It took around ten minutes, and although it was at 10:00 on a Saturday…

Totally agree with last comment. Overrated. Good marketing job by mgmt to add their BS posts. Smart, got me to come. Similar experience with other poster as well.…

This has to be the most overrated club in the country. I gave this place another try after a less than sterling visit back in the fall (see my previous review).…

Hands down the best club in NYC. Although the "sophisticated loft" leaves a little to be desired, the girls and the dances more than make up for it. Unlike any other club…

I was at the place recently. I was less than impressed seeing that it is highly rated on this site...Cover was 50 almost twice as much as vegas had mostly attractive women…

I was back there last Wednesday night after a many month absence. They have spruced up the physical appearance a little, but otherwise all seems to be the same. Cover…

Visited this place on my last trip to NYC. Very interesting layout, and first time I ever received a dance while lying down. I didn't bring enough cash because I was going…

Tried this place on a THursday after Dinner downtown. Such a cool room and very easy going. Back rooms and everything is set up just right. Make sure to get a reservation…

I visited the Hot Lap Dance Club on a Tuesday night. I arrived at about 10:30 and left after nearly 4 hours. That pretty much says it all: I had…

I visited the club for the first time last night after reading about it for months here. I travel to New York regularly and finally made the time to stop by.…

I was here last September, and I have my own subjective point of view, which is not social or about going with a bunch of friends; it's more about living on the…

I'm not sure what club the 1/10/08 reviewer went to but the Hot Lap Dance club I went to yesterday (1/24) was an amazing experience! The admission charge is $50 but it includes…

This place is as good as the reviews say. Dozens of 9's and 10's, all in good shape, all wearing lingerie. $20 topless dances with plenty of 2-way contact.…

This place is about as good as it gets. Nice loft and relaxed atmosphere. Only small downside is location. The city is a bit of a pain to get to and the…

If I didn't KNOW for a fact that the owner of this place posts glowing reviews of his own place (he's been busted at it numerous times)AND persuades other people who don't…

i have travelled the world and am based in london where we have some great clubs, but nothing beats this place - had a fab night here before xmas and a great…

Not sure what the review before the last one (on 12/28) is talking about. Girls night I went recently were really hot younger women all of whom were willing to give…

Went here again on another trip to NYC. This is still the best place, by far, in NYC, and one of the best in the country. Downside -- too many…

Finally i visited the club yesterday. If i hadn't read about the club's shady nature of the location on tuscl i would'nt have gone it. Paid $10+ $50 entry fee at the…

Three visits in the last six months, including two earlier this month, confirm my opinion: this is as good as it gets. Why? Well, it's selective for a start. You don't just…

With this club now ranked #1 in the United States, could not pass up the opportunity to investigate (purely as a service to TUSCL members, of course). Went early on a…

WOW! This is a great club. The no-pressure atmosphere combined with great looking girls made for quite an evening... I met a girl named Isabelle from Hungary (definetely did not look…

went here on a thursday night for the first time and i must say it is fantastic. apparently they had issues the previous thursday with too many guys showing up so they…

Hot Lap Dance gets my very first ever 10 rating even on the very slow Tuesday night. First of all, you should send an email for a reservation because they did check the…

I've been going there on and off for several months and I can say this. Don't waste your money anywhere else. Other places would charge you a cover, a drink fee, and…

Went there again last Saturday. A big bach party siphoned off most of the girls, and did their thing in a private room == les show. Otherwise same as last time --…

I have read a lot of great reviews on this place so decided to try it on my last trip to NY. I went on a Thursday night two weeks ago…

A dedicated SC patron for 20 years, I moved out of NYC in 2000 in part because most of the clubs, especially the Harmony, were closed down. I got a…

This place is crazy. Me an my boyz came here on Friday 10/26. The girls here are mad classy but they get freaky in the dance rooms and Vip. We brought our…

This club has it all. Sweet girls with natural titties, a BYOB policy, and the hottest heaviest laps in a 20 mile radius. Here is the breakdown: $10 membership fee (for first…

Went on a Thursday. Low key atmosphere once you walk down that scary hallway on the first floor, scary atmosphere but worth it once I got inside. Within 10 minutes I was approached…

Wednesday evening 9PM was pretty slow. Cover is $50 with a membership first time of an additional $10. Dont forget to bring your own alcohol since there is nothing served…

Visited on a Wednesday, before 8pm. On arrival, just a few girls there and very few guys. Things didn't really pick up until after 9. The club is well-described -- basically…

Popped in late on Friday after a less than fair experience at a nearby club. I was right on time for the lesbian show. There was a brunette with small tits ramming…

Based on reviews here, I had to check this place out when I was in town and had the unfortunate experience of dropping in on a Wednesday evening. At least on…

Had a chance to be in NYC and made sure it included a trip to HLD. This is like no other place I had been to. This is not a strip club…

I went to HLD last night. $50 to enter and $10 membership card -- no ID needed. BYOB and the barkeep mixes your drink. It's a lap dance only club -- no…

I have been to way too many clubs in NYC, so take this review as one from a seasoned professional. This club is great! It is unique, I have never seen anything…

This place is great.... better than anything else in the city... nice atmosphere...very comfortable and clean....more like Houston or Dallas... Beautiful girls with zero NYC attitude... The girls are all in the…

i checked out this place last friday. i loved the atmosphere- very low-key, laid back, no pressure. the girls are amazing-mostly 7's, a few 8's and 9's too. i had a rocking…

I checked this place out two weeks ago - and I would agree that it is certainly a great place to visit. The cover was $50 plus a one time $10 membership…

I have to agree with everyone else -- this place is THE place to go in NYC. I hope it doesn't get too popular and A) be too busy to get…

Glad to see that this Club has been added to the list of clubs that are considered a real "strip club." My experience is similar to everyone else...wonderful. The girls really do…

Where can I start? went there 3 times all three with my wife... THIS PLACE ROCKS.... no pressure great atmosphere the girls are hot and friendly, the lap dances get you in…

I'm a veteran of NYC clubs. Since the closing of the Harmony Lounge/Angels in the late 90's there has not been a place of this caliber in YEARS!!! Hands down…

This club is one of the true last treasures in New York City. I have to admit that I was more than a little hesitant about the whole notion of this "private…

The only thing keeping this place from a perfect 10 was the inconsistancy in the "rules" as expressed by the dancers. Everything said below by previous reviewers is true. Beautiful, yooung, mostly…

i didn't know places like this existed, but thanks to tuscl, i've been enlightened. i saw the listing, checked out the website, and went to check it out. i purchased…

Certainly one of the best clubs in the NYC/NJ area if mileage and beauty are what you are looking for, though as always YMMV. The cover at $50 is really steep and…

you have to send them an email to find out the exact address. They're in an upstairs commercial loft and you would never know it was there from the outside.…

I must admit, I was VERY nervous the first time I went here. VERY nervous. would it be as good as the hype? Would the girls from the site…

The only real negative about this party is getting there (walking around the corner of a bleak hallway makes your first time there *seem* sketchy till you get in). Don't be…

This is a most interesting place. What it is not is a strip club. What it is is a lap dance club. Very unique. I really like. It's like…

This club is located in a large commercial loft and you need to take a freight elevator to get there. Once inside, it is nicely decorated and very spacious with lots…

I've been to this club numerous times. This is probably one of the best clubs in Manhattan (in the post-Guiliani era). The talent pool has dropped off a little bit…