First off, many of the reviews...

Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

Kalamazoo, MI

Stopped in on a fairly slow Monday night and wasn't overly impressed what they had to offer. The night picked up eventually, but I couldn't find that one great lap dance. The grinding on the couch…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, MI

As much as some people dislike this place, I believe there's always a "winner" to be found here. I'm not someone who's woried about roping the most beautiful chick in the place, but I want…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, IL

Had a chance to stop by here for the first time during a recent day shift. For a place that's usually dark and dreary, it seemed extremely bright in this strip club. Plenty of light…

Went after a few drinks on a Thursday night while I was in town. I check out the website and they say they'll text you a code for cheap entry. Never got the text, but…

Ah, there is a reason we used to call this place the cess pool...this place is gross, make no mistake about it. Most of the women here are not in their normal mind, are incredibly…

Very seedy and pretty dirty inside. Not like that's the most important thing though. In front area dancers were very agressive about wanting laps. Quality wasn't great, but there were a couple that were decent…

Okay, so I went to the Market Street Cinema with a couple of friends. It had been since I've gone... 10 years?.. the place looked a bit grungy. Okay... A lot grungier since…