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Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

First off, it should be noted...

First off, it should be noted that Carl's is not a Strip Club. It's a bar. Yea, they will serve you a burger, pizza and other bar food. Yea, you can shoot some pool on…

Brass Stables

Nashville, Tennessee

Visiting from up north Definatley got to...

Visiting from up north Definatley got to be real drunk which we were to go in here. got in 4 $10 each instead of 16 The first crazy stripper(sorry no name) must have had too much of…

Front Room

Total computer nerd question for Lopaw.

Sorry for the off topic post, but knowing that lopaw likes to build computers I have an upgrade question she may be able to help me with. Any of you that think this will be hot talk with a…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Spent about 3 hours at Rick's...

Spent about 3 hours at Rick's on a Monday night. The crowd was small but the selection was small, too. First dance was from a smokin' dark haired Irish lass named Veronica,…

Crazy Rock Gentlemen's Club

Romeoville, Illinois

I've made a few visits to...

I've made a few visits to the Rock since my last review and do not want to feel prejudiced by a very good series of dances from an ATF or the excitement generated my a…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

What can you say about a...

What can you say about a club that charges you $10 to walk in the door, gives you free pizza and sandwiches and only charges you 50 cents a beer? I say GREAT Googly-Woogly or…

Crush Gentlemen's Club

West Columbia, South Carolina

Visited Chastity's on a recent Saturday...

Visited Chastity's on a recent Saturday night. They seemed to be doing a pretty good business after the recent trouble tough they could have used a few more girls. When I got there,…

Zebra Club

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Stopped by one THursday afternoon. ...

Stopped by one THursday afternoon. There did not seem to be too many dancers, although there was one smoking hot brazilian on the stage. After she finished, she came over and introduced me…

Penthouse Club Tampa

Tampa, Florida

What a weird experience. This club is...

What a weird experience. This club is like Ruth's Chris with a pole. No shit. I went Monday night 8-10pm to grab some dinner, get a few drinks and hopefully check out some…

Thee Dollhouse

Tampa, Florida

Nice club. It's pastie, but the girls...

Nice club. It's pastie, but the girls are hot, the drinks are good and the vibe is friendly and fun. Some hot ass girls work here, mostly (7-9s). $10 cover, $20 dances (minimal one…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Went by on a recent weekend,...

Went by on a recent weekend, and the quality seemed a bit off. I got several dances, and there was no kitty groping, no going down my pants and even no nipple sucking!…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

My first time in Tampa, and...

My first time in Tampa, and I was at Mons Monday night 10pm-1am. WOW. Great place. Very hot girls (7-9s), very hot full contact dances and a great place to hang out during the…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

I wasn't a huge fan of...

I wasn't a huge fan of this club. Across the street from Mons, 2001 Odyssey is another option if you want full contact Tampa dances. The main differences are - the girls are not as…

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, Illinois

You would think that a club...

You would think that a club in the Chicago would knock you off your feet. Well, that's not necessarily the case at VIP. The girls are great, 7 and 8's with some 9s,…

AJ's

San Jose, California

I was here about two weeks...

I was here about two weeks ago. The best looking ladies were behind the bar. The dancers were 5 - 7. The place is not set up the best. You sit behind a chest high…

Lookers

Fort Myers, Florida

Visited lookers on a sunday afternoon....

Visited lookers on a sunday afternoon. As always very impressed with the girls working here. Talent is pretty high even on a Sunday. I usually don't get dances here but a very fine looking dancer…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Ran into the Cab Saturday night....

Ran into the Cab Saturday night. Immediately hooked up with Mabel and she informed me we had to go to the VIP area (the riser by the women’s dressing room) to get my usual all-inclusive…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Still laughing at last review. Buddies...

Still laughing at last review. Buddies and I have stopped going to the new club for all the BS noted, expensive dances, being watched, pressure for VIP rooms and the expense to really have fun.…

Blue Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

West Haven, Utah

For a Club in Utah this...

For a Club in Utah this is a very clean and upscale establishment. They have a great staff of very hot and experienced entertainers. This club is under new ownership and is now called the…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

still having a good time here,...

still having a good time here, still recommend getting here early for the TLC, later at night for the H-O-T. new girls defecting from the nearby vu every day - which makes for lots…

Chez Pierre

Edmonton, Alberta

This is a nice quiet club....

This is a nice quiet club. $10.00 cover. The atmosphere is pleasant the girls are reletively attractive, the music doesn't get too loud and the club is smoke free. There is a lapdance lounge…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This past Saturday was my first...

This past Saturday was my first vist to Spearmint Rhino, having been to a number of the other Vegas strip clubs in the past few years. I have to start by saying that SR is clearly…

Karma

Hardeeville, South Carolina

...if you happened to walk into...

...if you happened to walk into the club last week you would have seen Ron Jeremy (clothed, fortunately). Yes, last week "The Hedgehog" frequented the Coastal Empire's Gold Club. I don't think this counts as…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

One of the nicer clubs I've...

One of the nicer clubs I've been to. The girls do hustle dances (don't they always?) but they don't hassle you if you say no. When I've been there (usually during the daytime)…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Not sure why this clubs gets...

Not sure why this clubs gets quite as high ratings as it does. Definitely not bad, girls are pretty, usually quite a few of them. Club is much nicer since they've expanded and…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

still the best in RI. ...

still the best in RI. Lunch special with 2 for 1 dances. High mileage. Went for the school girl thing with the plaid skirt. 45 minutes later I was a happy…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

It has been some time since...

It has been some time since my last visit to 2001, but things have not changed much. I went on a Thursday evening and the place was packed. With so many customers, I had hoped…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

This rating is for Atlanta, as...

This rating is for Atlanta, as this is in my view the premier club with the best looking girls. Having said that, it is not a "9"on par with say south florida or memphis where…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I went to Cheetahs last Thursday...

I went to Cheetahs last Thursday night for the first time in couple of years. I was really kind of disappointed. This place has really changed. Not as laid back, and the milage was no where…

Shooter's Showgirls

Elk Mound, Wisconsin

This club is located right off...

This club is located right off the highway when you are traveling from Milwaukee or Madison WI to the Twin Cities. The club is far from fancy but it is well kept and clean.…

Babes of Babylon

Memphis, Tennessee

After a brief trip to the...

After a brief trip to the Tunica Cabaret, which was quite slow, I made my first visit to Babes this past Monday evening to check their variety. Knowing the type of clientele that Platinum…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

I stopped by this club Sunday...

I stopped by this club Sunday afternoon. There was no entry fee, just $10 for drinks, you get a receipt to use later to redeem another drink. The club was dead with only…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Went back to what I had...

Went back to what I had termed my "favorite Club" last Tuesday evening for the first time in quite a while. As I said in my previous review, I started making it a practice…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I am quite the regular at...

I am quite the regular at this club. I go at least twice a month, and spend around 200-500 each visit. There are 3 things I rate a club on: The Girls,…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

I had a lot of fun...

I had a lot of fun here even though I believe I spent less money than normal. I saw lots of pretty good looking girls who told me they enjoyed my smile. I…

Playhouse Club

Romulus, Michigan

Went to this club for the...

Went to this club for the first time last Wed afternoon. Valet parking was $3, but no cover charge. Drinks were pricey at around $7 for a beer. There was a free buffet, but I…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

I am a regular at the...

I am a regular at the Cheetah downtown (2+ times per wk) but I go up to Oasis about every other week for real action or sometimes to take girls from the Cheetah out for…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

This is my first review, so...

This is my first review, so go easy on me. Despite several strikes against this club, such as a cover charge, membership fee, line-ups at the door & for the VIP, big crowds, etc., there…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Finally got a chance to check...

Finally got a chance to check this place out for myself. As others have said, the place is good--easily one of the best I've been to in the country. Went on a Monday…

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, Texas

1st night shift visit here, not...

1st night shift visit here, not any better than late afternoon visits, at least based on recent Sunday night visit. $10 cover, mixed drinks $8.50-$8.75, a bit pricey. Main stage only was in use, dancers…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Definitely a great place with beautiful...

Definitely a great place with beautiful girls (mostly 8-10's)! It goes a little something like this... So, I am am staying down the road at one of the local hotels and see a big red…

Maxim

Zürich, Switzerland

Good...

Good place to go if you love your Russian women. Not too many Suisse; mostly imports. The typical champagne song and dance and off you go to a…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

The...

The standard here have pretty much stayed the same. I think the girls are good looking 7-9, not a bad place to go for a few beers when they run…

Augie's

Minneapolis, Minnesota

What a dismal place. They...

What a dismal place. They require your driver's license to be scanned before being admitted. It makes you wonder what kind of people go here. There were no dancers on a Wednesday…

Jaguars

El Paso, Texas

Went to Jags early Saturday. Stephanie...

Went to Jags early Saturday. Stephanie was working and we started talking. After a couple of beers she stated she would be willing to provide the ultimate VIP dance for a unreasonable amount, I passed.…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

My pulse quickens every time I...

My pulse quickens every time I enter a new club that I have never been to. The unknown factor. I quickly scan the room. Sometimes it's just plain infatuation. Other times, it's a more…

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slowest weekend of the month?

Just wondering if this is a somewhat national phenomena where the next to the last weekend of the month seems to be the slowest weekend as far as customers coming into a club and spending money. I know a…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I was there in November and...

I was there in November and had a very good time. We waited in line with both men and women patrons for about 15 min. When we got in I noticed it was…

Sunset Strip

New Windsor, New York

Went on a wednesday evening. ...

Went on a wednesday evening. Thought I would see alot more than I did. Girls ranged from 3-5. They all had small tits. Two girls were cute but they rest had…

Rose Gentleman's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

I've worked at this club off...

I've worked at this club off and on over the past year and a half a I thought I'd pop in with some friends to see how the club was doing. I was hoping my…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

I was in Atlanta for the...

I was in Atlanta for the day a couple of weeks ago, so I decided to give Oasis a try. It was a Saturday around 4:00 when I got there. I was surprised…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

There are two Christies locations in...

There are two Christies locations in Phoenix. This is the original location in central Phoenix, the other one is in Tempe. They are both pretty similar clubs. The one in Phoenix is pretty nice and…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

I went during a day shift...

I went during a day shift because of the great deal -- all dances were 2-for-1 from noon to six! -- but found only 5 girls on. The hottest one had already been "claimed"…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Alright lets see where to start...

Alright lets see where to start here. I give a 6 because your not getting contact here, but move it to a 7.5 because you don't get it anywhere in Georgia. Also tack on a…

Vikings

Tumon, Guam

While I was in Guam myself...

While I was in Guam myself and a few friends went to the Viking on another friends advice. I had a blast. The women are great( hustlers) but great! The atmosphere was different to other

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Things have changed a bit since...

Things have changed a bit since I last visited. Bare Assets is still the place to go in the Tampa Bay area, IMHO, but it's lost a bit of its quaintness - if that's…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

My first time here few weeks...

My first time here few weeks ago and won't be my last. Even mix of ladies, good drinks, good dances and unlike Tampa, the vip is priced reasonable. My friends and I had…

Score

Los Angeles, California

I checked out this club a...

I checked out this club a few months ago since I had a free pass. The club itself is located in ghetto LA, not too far from the Rhino downtown. The outside is pretty nice…

Crossover's Entertainment Lounge

Barrie, Ontario

the club is very well managed...

the club is very well managed the beer and other drinks are well priced the girls are friendly and good looking there is something for every one there. welcoming atmospher a great place to sit…

Sugar's Lounge

Parkersburg, West Virginia

I continue to stop by here...

I continue to stop by here when in town. It remains "hit or miss" and VERY low pressure. Actually it is too low pressure, as it is hard to get any attention here. Best advice…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Based upon the last few reviews...

Based upon the last few reviews here, I decided to go to Cheetah over Scarlett's. Was there on a Sunday night, around 11:30. The place was not too crowded. There were probably 20 dancers,…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

I've been going there for a...

I've been going there for a while. When i first went, it wasn't at all what i expected. It was, and still is a lot cleaner and nicer than most regular bars that…

The Other Place

Fond du Lac, Wisconsin

This is not a good strip...

This is not a good strip club. At best it is an OK bar with girls dancing toplees. The night I was there, quite frankly you would not want to see topless.…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

I wouldn't call myself a strip...

I wouldn't call myself a strip club junkie or anything, but I've been to a few. This club is by far the best club I have ever been to. Hot women everywhere and not just…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Although the dancers are not playmate...

Although the dancers are not playmate material, a man will always get some action with decent looking women. Because the dancers are veterans and very friendly, they will let your hands roam in the…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

Visited 4/21 in the afternoon. ...

Visited 4/21 in the afternoon. A lot of girls on; however, most overweight. Once again, the best looking in my opinion were the Brazilians. Had several high mileage laps and then a…

Flamingo Showclub

Vandalia, Ohio

Not great but not a bad...

Not great but not a bad experience. Stopped in fairly late on a recent weeknight and found only a few girls dancing. While I was one of the few guys in the place,…

I Don Knows

Mississauga, Ontario

While killing time in the west...

While killing time in the west end on Saturday afternoon happened upon this club.. There were 3 girls outside smoking that were not very easy on the eyes... Undaunted we entered the bar... The waitress…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Always a great experience. Lot's of parking...

Always a great experience. Lot's of parking Friday night and friendly people at the door (always nice). We used a coupon from page 32 of "The Other Paper" and we didn't have to pay the…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, California

After the last couple of night...

After the last couple of night shift trips to the HT, I thought that a third time might do the trick. So off I went into Sunday night. Arrived at about 10:30 to surprisingly find…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

After no luck at Cheetah, I...

After no luck at Cheetah, I headed here. I arrived around 12:30 AM on a Monday morning. The place was about 1/2 full. There was a good selection of dancers. Definitely…

Doc's Club 82

Portland, Oregon

I was there for a birthday...

I was there for a birthday party on Saturday. The place was packed, and not because of us either. I dont know what small stages the other poster was talking about. They…

Excape Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

This club is loacated down the...

This club is loacated down the hill from Costco on Pulaski Highway. There was no cover when I went on Saturday. From What I could tell there were 6-8 girls working and two…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

This is a nicest club in...

This is a nicest club in Lexington. Problem is, I never have much fun here. The club itself is clean and safe and the staff is generally friendly. The girls are some of the best…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

There are 2 stages. Sometimes...

There are 2 stages. Sometimes only one is used on a quiet night. Fridays and Saturdays are pretty busy. Don't expect the dancers to do much other than ask for lap dance…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

This a club that's on my...

This a club that's on my list when I'm in the area. When I walk in the door, I know there are three things I can expect: A nice lineup of good looking women…

The Pony Lexington

Lexington, Kentucky

Although I generally hate the "Deja...

Although I generally hate the "Deja Vu" concept, this one isn't too bad. At least it is consistent......you know what you will get here. No alcohol, high cover charge, severely cut songs, high pressure to…

The Diamond Club

Old Forge, Pennsylvania

This club is quite large, and...

This club is quite large, and if you get there early - seems very empty. The open layout and comfortable chairs are a nice touch from other locations. The stage is a long…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Kind of like a Hip Hugger...

Kind of like a Hip Hugger club......a neighborhood/blue-collar club but with more crowd problems, lower quality girls, and no contact by you - the paying customer. This is another significantly overrated club on here, although…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

I visited on a Saturday afternoon....

I visited on a Saturday afternoon. $5 cover. The place wasn't too busy but it certainly wasn't deserted. Domestic bottles were 2 for 1. The price for one is $4.50 which is a little expensive, but…

Angels Adult Entertainment

North Miami, Florida

Yes this club is quite seedy...

Yes this club is quite seedy place in other reviews. I found the music way too loud. Most of the women were fat. I think extras were available in the vip area…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Dancers are a serious mixed bag....

Dancers are a serious mixed bag. There are a couple of real lookers here, but lately there have been quite a few dogs, as well. The hustle is also getting too extreme, standard…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

I have to give Club O...

I have to give Club O two big thumbs up, clean & upscale, plenty of free parking, comfortable seating with lots of hot girls & drinks were only $1. What's even better is that they…

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

Don't believe all the hype about...

Don't believe all the hype about this club. I went during a Friday dayshift and was seriously disappointed. 7 girls were working....and all but one should be in another line of work. If you are…

Diamonds Cabaret

Mississauga, Ontario

Out in the west end on...

Out in the west end on Saturday in the afternoon..... Went in and saw about 10 girls working but nothing caight our eyes... Went into the smoking room and got approached by 2 very scary…

King's Club

Zürich, Switzerland

This was my second trip to...

This was my second trip to the King's Club. On my first visit I discovered that this is not your typical strip club. It is more a brothel than a strip club.…

Landing Strip

Mississauga, Ontario

Friday night, we were dragged to...

Friday night, we were dragged to the Airport district to inspect the talent in the NW of the city... Upon entry was berated by the doorman to "Go over there...Check you coat!"... This was…

Black

Buenos Aires, Argentina

Stopped by in March to remind...

Stopped by in March to remind myself why other boliches are of better value. Black remains a tourist trap and many men where there because of the reputation for having the best looking women in…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Definately the best club in the...

Definately the best club in the DC Metro area with high caliber girls. The dancers are all knockouts or have that very cute girl next door appeal. (Lots of Playboy girls/models have worked here...Gwen, Caprice,…

Big Louie's Gentlemen's Club

St. Robert, Missouri

Been there last twoweeks in a...

Been there last twoweeks in a row and this place eally gets rockin. Got several hot hands on dances from Madison and another cutie Karmen? great time, but come early on the weekends…

Minks Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Lame! Actually, I visited twice. During...

Lame! Actually, I visited twice. During the day, you get all the attention because noone else is there! Way too pushy broads. SAME AT NIGHT. Low cover, but pricey drinks. I bet these guys would…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

visited Sat late aft/evening. Free parking,...

visited Sat late aft/evening. Free parking, $1.00 cover, $5.50 Coors light. Plenty of big screen TV's, about 15 dancers working.Mostly natural, ranged from 3-9, with most in the 7-9 range. No high pressure "wanna dance"…

Woody's

Islamorada, Village of Islands, Florida

If you love having your money...

If you love having your money taken from you and getting NOTHING in return, then this is your kind of place. Bad girls, bad place, ditry and smelly joint. I have lived in Islamorada for…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

I recently made a three day...

I recently made a three day road trip from Philly to Niagara Falls, Canada specifically to visit the strip clubs. The difference between the strip clubs in Philly and NF is like day and…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Only thing that would make this...

Only thing that would make this better would be full nude and more contact, but we had a great time. Went there while on a business trip with my boss and other co-workers and…

Deja Vu

San Juan, Puerto Rico

Like the previous poster I agree...

Like the previous poster I agree that this club is where you can get a quick nut, but then maybe it was too quick in my case. As soon as I entered a Dominican ho…

Pure Gold's Crazy Horse Wilmington

Wilmington, North Carolina

A little busier than the other...

A little busier than the other club in town, although owned by the same group. Drive by and see cars there in the evenings, enough to fill up the lot. Not real large…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

This club always has a few...

This club always has a few smokin hot chicks.....i feel like the quality has gone down overall, but there are always a few that keep me comin back....they do have a new vip room to…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I've been here a number of...

I've been here a number of times, but never gotten around to reviewing it. In general, this place is great: lots of hot girls, decent dance specials, very good mileage in the private dances. Things…

Score

Los Angeles, California

This location is in a somewhat...

This location is in a somewhat shady area but they have valet parking and well lit entrance. Upon entering you pay $20 and receive two drink tickets that are printed out. This club can be…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Was at Rick's Wed early evening....

Was at Rick's Wed early evening. Club is overrated. Lots of the other posts rave about the same girls that are okay, but definitely not hot. Was spoiled by the clubs in…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

I finally went to the club...

I finally went to the club last night. It costs $35 to join and $22 to get in each time. That may seem expensive, but for what you get, it's worth it. I had 2…

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The things that some men will do for a CHANCE AT AFFECTION from a stripper

It is AMAZING (and sometimes utterly PATHETIC) that some men who go to strip clubs are so DESPERATE for SEXUAL and EMOTIONAL contact that they do the things that they do. It can be mindboggling.

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Strippers who COMPLAIN about making ONE HUNDRED dollars in ONE night

There have been strippers at various strip clubs who have actually COMPLAINED about making ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS (sometimes even MORE than that) in ONE NIGHT. WHY is that? Do these strippers have a DISTORTED view of the value of MONEY?…

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Atlanta--another shot

I'm going to try this again, in hopes that things have improved. Last July, in anticipation of a trip to Atlanta, I asked for suggestions. The consensus (indeed, unanimous) opinion was that Atlanta was good for eye-candy, air dance clubs, but…

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Where is the Trust?

I was at one of my regular clubs last night talking to this one dancer I have known for a while. We had a pretty good time laughing at some of the old video games we played back in the…

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What about the Duke University rape case?

Hi guys. I was just wondering what you thought about the case where the stripper was allegedly raped by members of the Duke U. lacrosse team?

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Beyond the norm

In almost every club you can find white, black, and hispanic dancers. Has anyone ever had an exceptional experience with a dancer that was of a different race/nationality? In my travels I have gotten dances from a number…

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underwear experiment

Ok, I was curious about the underwear vs commando debate, so, in the name of science, I did my own experiment. Went to the club twice with underwear, and twice without. I will agree that there is an improvement in…

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How do you know if a stripper is really your FRIEND?

How do you know if a stripper is really your FRIEND?

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What do you think of strippers who tell a FAKE "REAL NAME"

What do you think of strippers who LIE when they are ASKED what their REAL NAME is and give a FAKE name as their REAL NAME?