First off, it should be noted...

First off, it should be noted that Carl's is not a Strip Club. It's a bar. Yea, they will serve you a burger, pizza and other bar food. Yea, you can shoot some pool on 1 of 3 tables, they got some arcade games and a jukebox to go along with the 4 TV's.

What we cum here 4; however, are the various and assorted "lingerie models" who range in age from 21 through 40 sumptin' and would be rated anywhere from a 3 to an 8 in appearance. (I'm sorry, but 9's and 10's do not grind on a "guy's package" in a bar near the airport. There appears to be some undocumented workers amongst the dancers and the patrons (Ditto that for substance abuse beyond alcohol.) This ain't no Lacrosse House at Duke University; but it's also clean, lighted, and well-patrolled by Stone Park's Finest.

Here cums the "rub." What used to be agency girls dancing for established agency fee $$ has transitioned into "independents" charging anywheres from $10 to $20 per song. (Remember ... this is a bar near the airport.) I know some places nera here wehre the same girls charge $5 and $10. Hell, you can get full service 15 minutes from here for $25 if you wanna assume the risks. However, the right dancer at the right time after the right amount of beers ... well, you know how this turns out. I just keep cummin' back.