Crazy Rock Gentlemen's Club
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1 Rock Rd, Romeoville, IL 60446, USA*

I've made a few visits to...

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dennyspade
Apr 25, 2006, 8:35 AM
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I've made a few visits to the Rock since my last review and do not want to feel prejudiced by a very good series of dances from an ATF or the excitement generated my a nubile newbie. This place will be the same way if you cum to visit on a Tuesday night, Friday night or Saturday afternoon. It's a pastie club with a DJ, huge stage, cavernous atmosphere and a huge paved and secure parking lot. Varies little.

No cover before 7 PM and then only $5 afterwards. Dances are only $10 and you can get it anyway you want it. (Yeah, right.) A Do-NOT-Touch Policy varies dependent upon whether you are one of the Regulars or one of the New Guys. Hell, female patrons get away with sexual assault & battery at most clubs anyway.

The dancers will dance two songs on stage and never take anything off. The songs are short and the DJ is incesssant with his patter. The waitresses and bartenders can be Hotties at times. If you just see Athena/Mary behind the bar; you can tell by looking at her that she was a former CR dancer (one of the all-time best.) Shift changes at 9:00 pm and you can get a chance to view the daytime roster and a preview of the nighttime roster of lovelies. If you like ethnic Euro's, local rurals, and a conspicuous absence of Blacks, Asians and Latinas; then CR is your place to be.

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