What can you say about a...

What can you say about a club that charges you $10 to walk in the door, gives you free pizza and sandwiches and only charges you 50 cents a beer? I say GREAT Googly-Woogly or something like that. Just that set-up alone would make a great sports bar concept with almost 30 TV's showing some sort of sports or soft-porn in any direction you can look. Yeah, there are the shortened songs that you only hear in a club like this and yeah, it's a bikini club but you can get a topless one for only $15 a song, in an area that resembles a Greyhound Bus Station waiting area.

The first thing you see is a beer girl with a tub of cold long-necks in a darkened room that resembles an unfinished basement. A bar which has too few seats and dozens of cabaret tables and stools arrayed around three stage areas. There is always a high quantity of talent walking around in bikini, lingerie, or some sort of non-revealing outfit. She may be 18 or 39 years old. Bottle-blonds, brunettes, Latinas, Blacks, Buxomed or Barely a B-Cup. Fluent in European languages or incredibly shy and limited to "wanna dance?" You can get wasted on drinks amd spend $10 asong for a very good grind 'em til he creams series of dances or spend 5 for $50 to the same dancer up front and she will take her top down for your $25 discount.

Overall; you could do much worse in Chicago for the value of food, drink and grindage. It's exteremely crowded late on the weekends. OK to stop in for a late lunch during mid-day. Come enjoy it now, before they make it the end of a proposed runway at O'hare airport.