I arrived at this club at...

I arrived at this club at 11:00PM, Saturday evening, August 26, 2006. I paid the $3 cover charge and ordered a $3.25 Red Bull. I observed about 12 customers and 6 dancers, ranging in appearance from 7 to 9.

This is a real 'cute' little club. The one and only stage is in the center of the club, the bar is on the back wall, and it is low-lighted. Jukebox provides the music for the dancers. Mostly a younger crowd here, but a couple of us 'ole foggers' hangin' out too.

A cute and very young blonde haired, slender dancers with natural body named Emma (9) joined me at the bar and offered me some of her Dorito chips. I thought about her name and it seemed so old fashioned, it just didn't fit her (and it was her real name). She asked me where I was from, and I thought, hmmmm, let's test her geography, so I played this game with her. I layed out five one-dollar bills on the bar. Told her I would give her several good hints and if she guessed wrong, I would take back one dollar. To keep this short, I had given her clues like 'midsouth'; 'famous for country music'; and even said a famous rock singer named Elvis (who was dead) had lived in the city. Well after she had guessed Dallas, Alabama, and several other cities and states, I felt sorry for her naivity and gave her the five dollars. I didn't have the heart to take away any of the bills from her. LOL