How to tell when you're getting bored in a stripclub.
1. You're watching tv or the sports scores instead of the strippers. (sometimes but not always)
2. You start thinking, oh no, she looks better with clothes on.
3. You're trying to think if you still have enough time to go somewhere else before the restaurant, bar, or other club closes.
continue on guys...
2. You start thinking, oh no, she looks better with clothes on.
3. You're trying to think if you still have enough time to go somewhere else before the restaurant, bar, or other club closes.
continue on guys...
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I'm not surprised that people with "extraordinary" (in the sense of, outside the norm, though not necessarily superior) mental skills end up in the stripping profession.
now why did I come here?... how long do they keep the stages empty?.... It's not close to closing time is it?
or it's after 830 pm and you're wondering when the dancers are going to start dancing and when you are no longer going to be 1/4 of the customers in the building.
or how about reaching an all time high score of over a 1,000,000 points on an old classic I think it was called Galaga. Couldn't have done it without the beer making my thinking and reflexes speed up.
Actually I wish they still had that entertainment in some local strip clubs to pass the time when certain dancers are the only ones dancing.
When I pay attention to the stage even though the dancer isn't hot and is acting bored herself.
When I pay attention to what the DJ is saying.