This glitzy, expensive-looking club is in...

This glitzy, expensive-looking club is in a wealthy suburb of Manchester. How they slipped it by the locals is a mystery, but it's in a completely safe area, and nothing will happen to your car while you're inside.

Inside, the warehouse sized building is divided into the club in one half, and a pool room in the other. Cover on weekday afternoons is five bucks. The strip club has three stages intermingled with small tables that all have three or four chairs; most of the seating is at the stages, or the large bar that occupies most of one wall. The girls are highly variable in looks, but there are usually alot about, and at least one or two nine to tens.

That's where the good news ends. Private dances are in a spacious area closed of from the club itself by partitions. They are all air. No touching allowed, and this is enforced by a very large angry looking man who will watch the whole thing from start to finish, at the entrance of the private room. Dances are twenty bucks, and no more than a close stage dance with fewer people around you.