RonJax2
Strip Club Connoisseur
Comments by RonJax2 (page 18)
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6 months ago
RonJax2
Strip Club Connoisseur
@muddy Top 40 unique reviewers is an interesting list, my problem with it is, if you were to pick just one club to travel to from anywhere in the US, would anyone really choose Playhouse Lounge? I think there are just a lot of New Jerseyan TUSCLers.
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6 months ago
PAFBABS
California
Nice review @PAFBABS. You are BT's biggest champion!
I'll be in Tijuana at the end of June, and this trip I'm going to try out staying at Rizo de Oro, so I will definitely be checking out BT. Spinners are my jam, and on my last trip to BT I ficha'ed a beautiful one here, but had to scramble to meet a fellow TUSCLer so I didn't get to take her arriba. This next trip, I'm planning for more time at BT so I can avoid a missed opportunity like last trip's.
Además, creo que Bar Tropical es un mejor lugar para practicar mi español, nadie habla inglés allí. 🤣
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6 months ago
mrhugo
California
Just looked and noticed that FKK Sharks completely dropped off the new Top 40.
> I would like to add that there is technically no lap dancing at an FKK. There might be stage with a stripper pole where a girl might do some pole dancing for about 10 minutes but that's it.
I guess that's a fair reason. I was trying to rationalize, why would you keep the Tijuana clubs on the list but not the FKKs? And you have a good point here. HKGC is definitely a strip club, just one that happens to have readily available OTC in the hotel above it. But it is first and foremost a strip club. I haven't been to an FKK but it doesn't sound like you could say the same thing.
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6 months ago
Mr Monger
> Because Subra tells us to be nice on Reddit I'll talk shit about them over here...
LOL, why not? I do get tired of those "where can I find extras in [CITY NAME]" posts. Not because I worry about LEO or whatever, but just because those posts are repetitive and boring.
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6 months ago
Muddy
USA
I just noticed my avatar is back!
Related question for yous guys - what proportions should your banner image be for it not to be stretched?
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6 months ago
stripperlover777
Baby, Savvy & Rockin' Strippers Rule!
Why Do You Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word?
I'm a believer in the idea that you get the best experience if the dancers are into the music they're playing. I'm a rock music fan, and if that's what she happens to be into, that's fun. But I'm not picky about the music, because she's the one who has to dance to it, not me.
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6 months ago
RonJax2
Strip Club Connoisseur
I'm learning maybe my ratings are calibrated too high, lol.
Miriam looks super fit to me, I bet she looks awesome naked. Jatzil looks like she's carrying more babyfat, but you're right @shailynn, it's hard to say because she's not all dolled up. I do like that she's not wearing a bra
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6 months ago
Techman
Ohio
The DC scene is a wasteland. The downtown clubs are definitely not fully nude.
I've never been but you might see nude women at the Ebony Inn just NE of the city.
Further out in the MD suburbs, there's the Showcase Theater. If I remember right they go nude on stage there and you can definitely also pay for fully nude dances. Showcase is in the middle of nowhere though, it's BYOB, and the talent is terrible.
My biggest take on DC is to save your money for when you're elsewhere, the DC scene sucks.
discussion comment
6 months ago
RonJax2
Strip Club Connoisseur
Miriam's haircut does look like she's wearing a helmet, ha.
Interesting that you'd rate them lower than I did Puddy, though I definitely agree there are hotter chicas out there, both in TJ and the states.
Curious what numbers other mongers would throw out.
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6 months ago
CJKent_band
The truth hurts, but if you accept it, it will set you free
Definite smash!
I'm curious about this Figuero scene for those who indulge in it. Where do you take the ladies? Car date or can you take them to a hotel for longer more fun times? What are typical costs?
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6 months ago
Studme53
Pennsylvania
Love that she's fit, blonde, and has a thin waist. The man-made bolt-ons I could do with out, same with those almost certainly augmented lips.
In spite of that criticism I'd be lying if I said I would pass. Definitely smash.
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6 months ago
devl_dawgg
Maine
I've bought the card a few times already so the damage is done, but what I hate about this is what happens when they get hacked and that info is splashed all over the public internet. I hope they are extra cautious with this database, but hell, most fortune 500 companies don't have adequate safeguards for their customer's info, so why would HK?
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6 months ago
RonJax2
Strip Club Connoisseur
And just to stir the pot for discussion, I'm curious how my fellow TUSCLers would rate both Miriam and Jatzil on a scale of 10. I always wonder how objective my assessments are for reviews.
I'd say Miriam's an 8.5 or 9. Jatzil I'd rate an 8. I'd say both are just slightly to the right side of the attractiveness bell curve at HK, but neither chica is as hot as the hottest ones I've seen there.
How would you all rate these chicas?
review comment
6 months ago
EastCoaster
I strongly prefer women of color. Every color.
@EastCoaster excellent review. Definitely sounds like a place worth visiting if I find myself in ATL.
Though, the camera thing squicks me out. Could you see the cameras in VIP for yourself or just went by what she told you?
article comment
6 months ago
mossmaurice
Ha, interesting read & food for thought.
One thing you don't mention is sales. There's no direct sales to be had through the website at most clubs. Other types of businesses like restaurants and retail also sell their products online so their digital properties need to be in good shape.
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6 months ago
Jascoi
mr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
You are in for a treat @SteveSutton! A monger's first time in Tijuana is sacred.
@25, any links or reading you can suggest about the scene in the DR? Name of the resort you mentioned? I've heard people recommend the DR to me before but part of the scene seems like just wading through sketchy street girls and potentially getting stabbed. If one wanted a higher-end experience in the DR, more akin to Hong Kong in TJ, where would one look?
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6 months ago
RonJax2
Strip Club Connoisseur
@Jascoi... Europe's big. Where would you go specifically?
I've been thinking about this question in the context of the Trump verdict recently. I read today that in total, Trump paid Michael Cohen a $420,000 to catch and kill the Daniels' story. $130k for Daniels in hush money, $50k to the vendor, $180k to cover Cohen's tax liability and then a $60k bonus for Cohen.
So Trump basically paid $420,000 to have sex with Stormy Daniels. Regardless of one's feelings on Trump, we should all agree here that this money was very poorly spent.
If I were Trump, I would have simply not run for president, and instead spent that $420,000 traveling to some of the world's premium sex tourism destinations and spending hours on end in the company of multiple perfect dimes. You could live like a king for weeks or months on that kind of money, and have sex with so many women hotter than Stormy that your dick would fall off.
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6 months ago
RonJax2
Strip Club Connoisseur
I saw that in their events page, @Jascoi. It looks like fun time, but it didn't work for my schedule. Do report back on how it is this year if you go!
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6 months ago
Mr Monger
@bobby, I wouldn't count on extras ITC or OTC at any Vegas strip club. Your best bet for that kind of action in Vegas is spas, online escorts, and casino girls. I went to a FS Vegas spa once and it was OK. Pricey, mechanical, but got the job done. DM me if you more details
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6 months ago
Mr Monger
@jmanskald, in the DC area, there's the Baltimore Block, where extras are common. Indulge day shift is definitely an extras scene. The bars are divey, the neighborhood is sketchy, the women aren't anything to write home about, but there's extras.
review comment
6 months ago
Jascoi
mr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
> it is hard to think rationally with a hot naked girl in your lap.
Indeed! Especially if you've been with her before and it was good. I empathize with your plight here!
> gotta see it before more bad rules are put into effect.
Agreed. Even with new rules, bar fines, and price increases, it's still an incredible value compared to anything in else stateside. But PLs should come enjoy it soon because prices just keep going up there.
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6 months ago
captainfun
new city, new club
Sounds like you fixed your problem, but I want to make a tangential observation.
@Founder has recently restored the ability to sort clubs by state, and by city. That hasn't been working for a few upgrades I think, but it's a powerful feature. Say you're traveling to ATL, you can browse here https://tuscl.net/city/21514, and then sort by best overall rating or best value. Or by number of reviews, which IMHO is the best way to sort for clubs where extras are likely.
Anyway, I think that resurrected sort feature is a pretty powerful research tool for the PL traveling to a new city, in conjunction with the map.
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6 months ago
Lapdanceguy213
@Jack I was last in TJ in February. Next trip in late June.
Quality was NOT down, there were many many smoking hot chicas there. However, some chicas were asking for higher prices for arriba, drink prices were up, so were bar fines for longer sessions.
If you don't negotiate now you might pay $150 for a HH, versus $120 a year ago, or $100 two years ago. But these costs still pale in comparison to what you might pay in SoFla, where a HH session at Cheetah Pomp could cost you $600 to the dancer and a $150 to the house.
Not to mention the fact that in TJ, you can fuck in your own room and not on some cramped dirty couch in a cubicle with all the club noise in the background.
SoFla is worth a visit for any monger and not without it's charm. But if you are flying from far away either way, TJ offers a much better value, selection, and experience than the SoFla clubs. Just my respectful two cents.
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6 months ago
Garfield84
ATL
Thanks for the awesome article Garfield, always good to hear about your adventures and opinions on the wealth of mongering experience you've had.
One the domestic front, I would note that there's other areas besides ATL and SoFla for mongers to consider. The detroit suburbs have extras heavy clubs, also to consider are Providence, Seattle and maybe a few other areas. The thing that sucks about extras domestically in this mongers opinion is trying to fuck in some dingy cubicle in the club. I like having a hotel room and a bed to fuck on, and the only way to get that is OTC, which is hit or miss at any given domestic club.
That's why my mongering life revolves around TJ. I'll be there next in late June.
I have mongered in Amsterdam, but never at a Swiss or German FKK, so those are on my bucket list. So is Prague.
And I'm really intrigued about Medellin, that's my the list too.
So many places to monger, so little time! With all these awesome mongering options, who even needs civvie dating!?