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Hidden Gem Club
Spring City, PA
I'm not sure how the little village of Spring City ended up with this club, and with one of the most notorious (for good reasons) AMPs of the region. Hidden Gem is in a residential…
Partners Tavern
Erie, PA
Partner's Tavern is right on Rte 5 a little East of Erie. It's supposedly open from 9p-2a (except a matinee session on Fridays), so I arrived at 9:30p and parked in front of one of…
Players Club
Denver, CO
Definitely noticed the change in neighborhood driving up Federal to the Players Club from Shotgun Willies. I pulled into a gravel parking lot on the side of the club, parked next to a pickup truck,…
Shotgun Willie's
Glendale, CO
First time to a Denver area club. Took me about 30 minutes from the Denver airport car rental center. I hate valet parking, and I couldn't remember what I read on TUSCL about parking, so…
Rick's Cabaret
Portland, ME
Flew into Portland Jetport and had some time to kill before venturing to Maine's great white north. Was only about a 10 minute drive with my rental car. Got there about 1p (I think they…
Double Visions
Horsham, PA
Made my first venture to Double Visions in a decade on a weekday night after a game. Easy to find and access off Easton Rd, with a one-way driveway and easy parking. No cover this…
Cheerleaders Philadelphia
Philadelphia, PA
This was my first trip back to Cheerleaders since the renovation that had the oft-mentioned tent in the parking lot. It was Thursday evening, during an Eagles preseason game. I had expected it to be…
Heavenly Bodies
Elk Grove Village, IL
I set my Uber destination as the Korner House Bar, across the street, so that I didn't have to engage my driver in a discussion about my strip club habit, then played human Frogger dodging…
Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club
Tijuana, BC
Drove my rental car to the San Ysidro border, parked, and walked across Ped East with no line. Walked to the giant arch on Revolucion then went to a nice restaurant for some dinner. Walked…
Tiffany's Cabaret
San Antonio, TX
Changed up my plans of making a return trip to Perfect Ten and instead decided to check out Tiffany's Cabaret for their Tuesday night $5 dance special. Maybe one of my most disappointing club…
Perfect Ten
San Antonio, TX
My plane arrived at San Antonio airport, I picked up a car, and I decided no better time to start checking out the cultural attractions of the area. P10 was very convenient to the airport…
Oasis
Philadelphia, PA
After seeing a couple of recent positive reviews I decided to give The Oasis another try... The club is easy to access being near the airport across from several large car dealerships (keep driving a little…
Cheerleaders Philadelphia
Philadelphia, PA
This club offers a "Two-for-TwentyFive" lap dance special on Tuesday evenings, which has been hit-or-miss for me. Thought I'd drop an updated review. If you want to learn a little bit on how to "work" the…
Club Risque Philadelphia
Philadelphia, PA
Club Risque is easy to access off of I-95, onto Columbus Blvd/Delaware Ave, near the Delaware River in Philadelphia. There's free parking next to the building, and overflow parking in a monitored lot across the…
Penns Port Pub
Philadelphia, PA
I had never been to the Penns Port Pub, but driving by the siren's call made it irresistible. This Pub sits on Columbus Blvd / Delaware Ave along the Delaware River in Philadelphia. Come out of…
Cheerleaders Philadelphia
Philadelphia, PA
I found myself in downtown Philadelphia at midnight on a Saturday. I don't usually love the Saturday night club scene, but it had been way too long since I'd had a chance to visit a…
Electric Blue Cafe
Tolland, CT
I usually try to drive through Connecticut as fast as I can. While careening up I-84 I noticed a conspicuously lit up building off to the side of the highway, saw I was at the…
Hour Place
Jay, ME
If David Lynch was going to make a movie about a strip club I think maybe this is the caricature he might fantasize. This club is pretty easy to find: drive North on I-95 from Boston…
The Penthouse Club - New Orleans
New Orleans, LA
I had made one trip to the Penthouse Club many years ago, before I'd developed my SC game, and had a good time. After reading reviews before making this trip I wondered how I would…
Cheerleaders Philadelphia
Philadelphia, PA
My two active OTC friends are traveling, but I had the itch so I went to Cheerleaders. Tuesdays are advertised as 2 for $25 lap dances until midnight. Pulled in about 8:30p and the parking…
Playhouse Lounge
Burlington, NJ
Was heading, as we say in Philly, "down the shore" for a week of vacation, and decided to take a route that would conveniently drive me by the Playhouse. Easy free parking lot which looked…
Cheerleaders Philadelphia
Philadelphia, PA
I don't know why I keep trying, but I went to Oasis from the airport on a Thursday evening. Didn't see a single dancer I wanted to engage, so left before I finished my first…
Playhouse Lounge
Burlington, NJ
TUSCL reviews planted the idea in my heads that I should finally checkout the Playhouse dayshift. It is a holiday weekend after all! Got there at about 12:45 on Friday afternoon. Took me about 40 minutes…
Cheerleaders Philadelphia
Philadelphia, PA
After reading Grumpy's "best and worst of times" review (see below), a lightbulb went off. I realized that I had been approaching this club wrong. I decided to check out Cheerleaders again, about 7p on…
Oasis
Philadelphia, PA
Once upon a time, this used to be a club I liked. There used to be, reliably, two types of dancers that worked here. The first, cute baby strippers learning the craft before moving on…
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