2fer Tuesdays: I Guess You Get What You Pay For

My two active OTC friends are traveling, but I had the itch so I went to Cheerleaders. Tuesdays are advertised as 2 for $25 lap dances until midnight. Pulled in about 8:30p and the parking lot was full - it seems mongers like a good bargain. Paid what I think was a $5 cover (didn't count the wad of $1 I was given back). I don't look so intimidating, so the bouncer waved me through the metal detector (it alarmed) without making me take out my keys or phone. I was pleased to see that "regulars' row", near the side stage, didn't have many guys monopolizing girls.

Found a seat at the bar in the back near the men's room, got a Yuengling, and started checking out the dancers while I wondered who I might grab for some dances. Cheerleaders has a side stage, and 3 stages behind the bar, but only 2 dancers up at a time this night. The dancers seemed fairly uninspired, barely dancing and 2/3 not bothering to take their tops off on the 2nd stage. My first impression was that the talent on display was way down from previous visits. I'm not a BIG butt & BIG thigh fan. I had trouble finding anybody I wanted to spend $12.50/dance on (reality check - I need to lower my expectations).

Not too much later, some dancers who were more my type started filtering in and on to the stage. My second impression was that none of the hotter dancers were too enthused about the dance special ("I don't really do the 2 for 25 honey, but we can go to the Court if you want"). I chatted for a while with Sunny (maybe Soni) who has a beautiful face and a very friendly personality. A little spinner Maxine had a crazy ass that I wanted to check out, but she was scooped up before she got to me. London was tall, cute (but pale), and energetic, but before I approached her I was tapped on the shoulder by a pretty, fit dancer, Blue, to take me for some dances. The lap dance room has high-walled couches with one guy watching over and counting time - I feel comfortable there but no real privacy. Blue took me to a couch with mirrors behind, and took me on a nice mutually tactile and visual tour. She was smart and funny, and after four 4-minute dances ($50 plus tip) I told her I needed a break, but I definitely felt like pursuing more with her.