Fat Tuesday Celebration - maybe they took that a little too literally

Changed up my plans of making a return trip to Perfect Ten and instead decided to check out Tiffany's Cabaret for their Tuesday night $5 dance special. Maybe one of my most disappointing club visits in a really long time.

They scanned my ID. I dislike that, but went with the flow. Cover charge was $15 regular, or $30 for VIP which I was told gave access to more private dance rooms. I figured that I may never return here again, so why not go all VIP. I was given a silly little wristband, and I got handed some Mardi Gras beads to get me into the party spirit I guess.

There is one large central stage with two smaller satellite stages on the sides. Some tables around the edges, a bar on the front side and a dj booth in the back corner. Some lap dance chairs on the far side behind one of the satellite stages. My extra-special VIP room was 6 open couches, with cracked/ripped upholstery, underneath the dj booth. Many of the PLs were younger and smoking hookah's. The air was cloudy and acrid. The dj had the typical dj enunciation style, but his voice was kind of grating and hard to understand.