Reviews by SalaoLikeSantiago

This was my first trip back to Cheerleaders since the renovation that had the oft-mentioned tent in the parking lot. It was Thursday evening, during an Eagles preseason game. I had expected it to be…

I set my Uber destination as the Korner House Bar, across the street, so that I didn't have to engage my driver in a discussion about my strip club habit, then played human Frogger dodging…

Drove my rental car to the San Ysidro border, parked, and walked across Ped East with no line. Walked to the giant arch on Revolucion then went to a nice restaurant for some dinner. Walked…

Changed up my plans of making a return trip to Perfect Ten and instead decided to check out Tiffany's Cabaret for their Tuesday night $5 dance special. Maybe one of my most disappointing club…

My plane arrived at San Antonio airport, I picked up a car, and I decided no better time to start checking out the cultural attractions of the area. P10 was very convenient to the airport…

After seeing a couple of recent positive reviews I decided to give The Oasis another try... The club is easy to access being near the airport across from several large car dealerships (keep driving a little…

This club offers a "Two-for-TwentyFive" lap dance special on Tuesday evenings, which has been hit-or-miss for me. Thought I'd drop an updated review. If you want to learn a little bit on how to "work" the…

Club Risque is easy to access off of I-95, onto Columbus Blvd/Delaware Ave, near the Delaware River in Philadelphia. There's free parking next to the building, and overflow parking in a monitored lot across the…

I had never been to the Penns Port Pub, but driving by the siren's call made it irresistible. This Pub sits on Columbus Blvd / Delaware Ave along the Delaware River in Philadelphia. Come out of…

I found myself in downtown Philadelphia at midnight on a Saturday. I don't usually love the Saturday night club scene, but it had been way too long since I'd had a chance to visit a…

I usually try to drive through Connecticut as fast as I can. While careening up I-84 I noticed a conspicuously lit up building off to the side of the highway, saw I was at the…

If David Lynch was going to make a movie about a strip club I think maybe this is the caricature he might fantasize. This club is pretty easy to find: drive North on I-95 from Boston…

I had made one trip to the Penthouse Club many years ago, before I'd developed my SC game, and had a good time. After reading reviews before making this trip I wondered how I would…

My two active OTC friends are traveling, but I had the itch so I went to Cheerleaders. Tuesdays are advertised as 2 for $25 lap dances until midnight. Pulled in about 8:30p and the parking…

Was heading, as we say in Philly, "down the shore" for a week of vacation, and decided to take a route that would conveniently drive me by the Playhouse. Easy free parking lot which looked…

I don't know why I keep trying, but I went to Oasis from the airport on a Thursday evening. Didn't see a single dancer I wanted to engage, so left before I finished my first…

TUSCL reviews planted the idea in my heads that I should finally checkout the Playhouse dayshift. It is a holiday weekend after all! Got there at about 12:45 on Friday afternoon. Took me about 40 minutes…

After reading Grumpy's "best and worst of times" review (see below), a lightbulb went off. I realized that I had been approaching this club wrong. I decided to check out Cheerleaders again, about 7p on…

Once upon a time, this used to be a club I liked. There used to be, reliably, two types of dancers that worked here. The first, cute baby strippers learning the craft before moving on…

The first thing that comes to mind when driving up to Baby Dolls is, "who thought to put a strip club here?" This is a neighborhood bar in a little residential area in suburban Philly.…

The Philadelphia version of Club Risque is down on Columbus Boulevard near the Delaware River. There is some parking right next to the building, and a free, monitored lot across the alley. What pandemic? -…

Felt a sudden need to get out of the house and go talk to some friendly women. Picked Oasis because I hadn't been since it changed ownership (same owner, now, as Cheerleaders), and hoped some…