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54 reviews by SalaoLikeSantiago

Cloud 9 Show Bar

Harleysville, PA

A Paul Harvey-ish Review

This should be the sum of the review: I took a seat and there was no bartender to be seen. I looked around, and waited, and a mousy-looking PL popped out of the VIP area and…

4 wks ago3

The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, PA

“Taco Tuesday” Special - but the tacos I was looking for weren’t special

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Went to the Carousel Delco to find amusement and to take refuge from scene at Oasis (review posted). Not far from the stadiums nor the airport. There’s a Wawa and a sports bar nearby, with well-lit…

2 mos ago

Oasis

Philadelphia, PA

TNT: Totally Nasty Tuesday

★★★★★★★3.7/10

Every once in a while I check back in to see if anything has improved. I’m the definition of insanity. Easy to get to off of I-95 by the airport, about a mile down the street…

2 mos ago4

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, PA

Nostalgic for the Old Days

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

It used to be, on a nice summer Sunday evening, when I’d be driving back from the shore, a stop at Risque would find a great mix of young, cute Jersey girls trying to solve…

2 mos ago6

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, PA

Didn’t Make it Off the Driving Range to Even the First Hole

★★★★★★★3.7/10

Oof. I may spend more time writing this review than I spent in this club. As everyone knows, this club is called the 19th hole because it sits just off of a golf course, somewhat out of…

5 mos ago3

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, MA

Boardroom Lived Up to the Hype

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

First visit. Driving in Brockton saw the big Boardroom sign on the side of the road, but it took me a minute to find the club as the entrance was at the back of the…

5 mos ago6

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, NM

First Impressions Can Be Changed

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Less than a 15 minute drive from “Historic Old Town.” Easy, free parking lot. $10 cover charge at the door and a scan of the ID. It was dark when I entered, and the red band…

6 mos ago

Players Club

Denver, CO

Sure, I’ll Play!

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Off of Federal Blvd (287) a little North of Denver, there’s a well-lit parking lot to the side. Enter in the front door - the cover charge is posted on a sign and increases as the…

11 mos ago1

Club Risque

Bristol, PA

Took a Risk on this Risque and It Was a Solid Night

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Bristol is close to where I-95, I-276, and Rte 1 intersect to the northeast of Philadelphia. I enjoy Club Risque Philadelphia, so thought I’d give this sister club a try. One thing that is much…

11 mos ago2

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, PA

If Only It Had That Special Upstairs Room Like It’s Sister Club in Bristol

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Philadelphia is doing a big construction project on I-95 which makes the trip to the Philly Risque a bit of an adventure, but it's right on Columbus Boulevard along the Delaware River. There’s some well-lit parking…

1 yr ago

Oasis

Philadelphia, PA

Totally NOT Naked Tuesday

★★★★★★★3.7/10

Decided to bypass the Two-fer-Tuesday at Cheerleaders and give Totally Naked Tuesday at Oasis a try. This club is in an automall / airport parking lot kind of area by the Philly airport (just down…

1 yr ago1

Whiskey Vixens

Cheektowaga, NY

Yes Marv - There Are Other Places That I’d Rather Be Than Right Here Right Now

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

This club is an an industrial park that is conveniently located to the airport but a considerable distance outside of Buffalo. I drove by a nearby school bus parking lot on the way, and I…

1 yr ago

Tiffany's Cabaret

Buffalo, NY

Leaving This Club I Had an Urge to Jump Through a Table

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

This club is convenient to the airport, but quite a distance from downtown Buffalo. It’s kind of across the street from Salvatore’s Italian Gardens which is a gaudy masquerade for fine dining and a Buffalo…

1 yr ago2

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, PA

Less Talented Tuesdays - Maybe You Get What You Pay For?

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Had some free time on a Tuesday evening in Philadelphia and decided to make my first club visit in too long. Thought about Risque, but didn’t feel like dealing with the smoking in there. Thought…

1 yr ago1

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, PA

Scouting Harrisburg - No Reason to Explore the Savannah Any Longer

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

For those of you who have never visited Harrisburg, let me help you out by listing all of the good things that Harrisburg has going for it: 1) it's got a big Bass Pro Shops…

1 yr ago

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, PA

Friendly Dancers Amid Some Questionable Transactions (Jeers not Cheers)

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I've written a couple previous reviews of this club that you may find offer some useful perspectives. Thought it was time for a Monday evening update. Club is easy to access off of I-95, not far…

1 yr ago6

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, PA

Feature Porn Star Night? I prefer to support the local talent.

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I didn't realize I was going to a "Feature Performer - Porn Star Brett Rossi" night. Made the cover charge $20 (with standard metal detector pass-through to enter). I felt a little sorry for Brett…

1 yr ago3

The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, PA

Lou Turks is Low Key Near the Philly Airport

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

On previous visits to this club I had been told that the dancers that came in after 8p were really beautiful, so I decided to check it out in weekend prime time. Hmmm, maybe the…

1 yr ago

Players Club

Denver, CO

Ready? Not ready.

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

It was 38 minutes from the rental car pick-up at the airport to the parking lot. $5 cover to get in (sign on the door shows the cover charge escalation as the evening progresses). I'd been…

1 yr ago1

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, FL

Felt Like I Was Cheating By Going to Ace Club First

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

This was my first trip to Cocoa Beach, and I had some FOMO - what did I miss at Cheaters after spending my day at Ace Club? I had been totally drained of motivation at…

1 yr ago

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, FL

I Wish I Had a Time Machine - TUSCL Reviews Say This "Used" to be Great

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

It was about one hour with a rental car from Orlando to Cocoa Beach. I was planning a trip to Cheaters, but looked on Google for a good lunch spot first and it suggested the…

1 yr ago1

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, MO

Not KC BBQ, but still Finger-lickin' Good

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

[Prologue - I had gone to the Pierpont bar in Union Station for happy hour and starting talking up this drunk woman in KC for a conference. The first thing I look for in a…

1 yr ago

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, PA

Hip Hip Hooray for the Inevitable Cuban Invasion of Philadelphia

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Tried-out Lou Turks, but finding nothing of interest there, decided to go to Cheerleaders to watch the end of the Phillies game, and see if one of my favorites was here and maybe set up…

1 yr ago7

The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, PA

Lou Turks: Closer to the Philadelphia Airport than Turks and Caicos

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Was meeting up with a favorite at Cheerleaders and wanted to make sure that I had enough in me to quench her thirst, so I stopped at Lou Turks for a little fluffing. Very convenient to…

2 yrs ago1

Oasis

Philadelphia, PA

Like the Purple Orchid with Training Wheels

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

15 years ago I loved Oasis and its discreet location near the airport (and down the road from the Purple Orchid). Lately, it's been downright depressing (see my previous reviews). But, the Sirens were calling…

2 yrs ago1