Better than Epcot - Hong Kong, Chicago, and a Tropical Paradise All Together
Drove my rental car to the San Ysidro border, parked, and walked across Ped East with no line. Walked to the giant arch on Revolucion then went to a nice restaurant for some dinner. Walked to Hotel Cascadas, and other than having some eager street girls wave to me I saw nothing more shady or concerning than I'd see in downtown San Francisco.
This was my first trip to the Zona Norte and I checked into the Hotel Cascadas. It seemed to be a good first-timer decision as it gave me a spot to chill, freshen up, use the bathroom, and ultimately entertain beautiful chicas. This is not a trip for the insecure as the attempted rip offs started at the front desk overcharging for a bottle of water, giving incorrect change and asking for a tip for checking in. I thought if the girls were as friendly as the guy patting me down I was going to be in for a good time. I chose a room with 2 beds, one for sleeping and one for not sleeping; it had a loud bathroom ventilation fan and a stopped up sink - kind of the quality I was expecting. I was glad that I didn't have a black light shining on the sheets or pillow cases. The TV had a channel of shows from inside the Hong Kong, 2 or 3 porn channels, and several channels of futbol.
There was a big velvety black curtain to walk through to enter the Hong Kong. Immediately upon entering I was greeted by a guy who looked like Blue from the movie Old School - he handed me a dildo to do some plunging on a spread-eagled woman covered with shaving cream. At that moment I knew this experience would be different than a standard trip to Club Risque. LOL - a kid who looked like he was 13 or 14 years old came by with a towel to clean up the shaving cream from the stage for the next dancer.
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