Comments by elmer (page 3)

^ I'll give it a shot next time I get the flu

Red Bull taste like crap but add jägermeister you get a totally different taste After 3 or 4 Jager Bombs who cares about sugar and calories

A good instructional video would be the movie Hangover

You stated "VIP lap dance is 10$ a song and Bed dance is 100$ a song" Bed dance $100 for one song is this a misprint or are they crazy?

Yeah I don't know looks like fake breasts to me

I've had my share of OTC almost exclusively with my regulars Here's three things that come to mind 1. They're strippers not escorts don't make that assumption otherwise 2. You probably came across as a creep 3. Take to heart all comments in this thread

Are you sure you're not confusing your local club with Shoe Carnival

Tough crowd

Founder gotta say it's a whole lot easier to read at least on my Android phone haven't checked it out on the PC yet

Only happened to me once maybe 15 years ago while visiting Memphis. Early evening wandered into a club out by the airport. 5 mins into a lap I told her I didn't have one she said wait here then borrowed one from another dancer 5 ft away. I was in and out of the club in 15 mins wondering what the hell just happened lol

As an avid bike rider myself people don't always respect bike Lanes but this little fucker will eventually get his ass kicked Gotta agree with Dolfan I'd be happy to kick the little cocksucker off his bike in the traffic

Sounds like you could use a little kitty https://youtu.be/-flRpPrAzwg?si=Og57KKh11vIFSQ-r

I don't like Trumpers but you what CJKent you're just as bad, If not worse. You come across as a freaking fanatic

What? All that is way do deep for me. How bout a nice thread on the Best pants to LDK in? Maybe include some scientific data on percentage of leakage per hour

I can't disagree with any of the above comments Lockjaw I agree with you. Do as I do when the extra large bbw, enhance FF sized boobs or chicks with a huge ass look at something else, go to the bar or take a leak. If you don't like where you see..don't see it

90 seconds a song stage rotations must be crazy Lap dances hell it takes at least that for some dancers to remove their heels

All good comments but what's this Bonanza, and Rifleman you speak of?

gammanu you're my new hero! Thanks to this thread I found a little more than $300 that I had forgotten For more than 25 years I've carried a drop wallet in clubs in case I lose or have it stolen. The first 5 months of last year I was sidelined while recovering from major heart surgery . In June I reassembled my club bag which included a different wallet and went back to supporting single mothers Inspired by this thread last evening dug around and found my old wallet to my surprise it contained $325 that I have no memory of. So gammanu I and some unknown stripper wish to thank you for this topic. Oh and my newly found fortune will be gone by the end of the day

Wow shaiynn is a celebrity

SKIBUM FOR THE WIN! "I assume every dancer wouldn't give me the time of day for free and if one or more would, then there is something tragically wrong with them. Having said that, once it was said and the pretense gone, so was the hard on"

I'll have to say I have never once gone to a strip club to be left alone and could care less about watching a stage show. I go because I want some type of interaction with a nice looking female.

Doc I've had a few not liking their hair touched which sucks as I enjoy running my fingers through their hair particularly if they're on their knees As far as disinfected (hand sanitizer) goes wish more dancers used it themselves on their own hands and nipples One dancer not long ago didn't like their neck or ears touched at all. Yhat put me off I mean who doesn't like to nibble on the occasiona earlobe. The strangest of them all had to be a girl who said at the start of the dance Absolutely no talking not one single word. That might have been okay if it wasn't a total vanilla dance. That Doc was at one of your local clubs

Vanilla you're awful quick to draw a conclusion. How many guys haven't spent a couple hundred plus in an Hr? That's hardly out of line This guy spent 6 hrs and dropped 1000 in the club and you call him a simp. Dude obviously had a good time and money wasn't an issue. A simp I think not, not even close

Today it's microwave popcorn but remember Fiffy Pop? "FUN SNACKING IN A JIFF As much fun to eat as it is to make"

Shadow me think you no tell truth