Red Bull

It's the go-to drink for girls around here, at least the Cubanas. Don't these 22 year olds know that when they drink red bull they're just drinking caffeinated sugar water, and that those calories go right to their belly? If my job was based on my body, no way I'd be drinking that shit all day long, but many of them do. They can get away with it for a little while but you can't outrun nature.