Comments by strippercutie404 (page 4)

What is with all the talk of kicking people off the board today? Can't we all just get along?

I think its just a newbie thing. When I first started smoking I was fascinated with it. Then I just got used to it and its still fun to do but not as much fun to just talk about.

I'm curious, do guys find it really annoying when dancers try to "poach them" or does it feed your egos and make you feel in demand lol?

Lol when our plane touched down in Miami last week, one of the first things we saw as we left the airport at 8:00 in the morning was some guy open a taxi door to puke onto the sidewalk. I kind of love crazy people though lol, just as long as they're not the kind of crazy on this listicle.

I had some guy yesterday tell me my skin looked so soft and pretty he wanted to skin me and wear me. I didn't even try to get a dance from him anymore I just told him I was gonna go get some water and told the other girls what he said and to avoid him. Makes my skin crawl when I think about it.

I really hate Trump so I hope he doesn't have to run against Hillary again. He's such a manchild, when I read his Twitter and watch his debates he sounds like a 10 year old bully throwing a tantrum. Its so hard to take him seriously as a president. I SO wish we could have Barack Obama back lol!

You could try Tinder or Bumble?

Aren't there like rent a stripper services for bachelors' parties? You could try those and ask if they're couple friendly?

"O'Reilly" That's what she said ;P

Its funny how they think they're doing it for "moral reasons" but they're the ones who are putting girls out of a job and taking away a source of happiness for men. This comic sums up SWERF feminism perfectly lol... https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Da7M0-WVAAA-Otp.jpg

Toys: Something adults can enjoy too.

Everyone, stop fighting! Make love not war! Come to my thread and post funny inappropriate jokes!

No, deep sea fishing is when you go deep in the pond to release those little swimmers.

Haha that's a good one!

Brisket: A piece of meat that needs to be rubbed out before placing in the oven.

Female high school teachers: Likely to be a major porn category in ten years time.

I don't understand why some people care so much. Just live and let live.

Feminism should really be about letting women make the choice to do whatever they want with their life and their body. This is the opposite of that. Its kind of like when feminists attacked Miley Cyrus for twerking on stage. Back in middle school so many other girls were slut shaming her and talking about how skanky she was but I felt like its her body she should be allowed to do what she wants with it.

C'mon guys, you can do better than that. Walking: Something you hopefully shouldn't be able to do after sex ;) Vans: A place to have uncomfortable, but kind of exciting sex in. Racing to the finish: How some guys treat sex. Sweatpants: Used to make boners more visible (I find it cute when you guys try to hide them but can't lol).

I know sex takes concentration but not that kind of concentration Vantablack!

Haha, that's fine with me! :)

Earthquake: A strange coincidence that happens every time I have sex.

@flagooner: A condition that occurs when one hasn't had sex in over a year ;)

I wasn't trying to "burn" or insult. I was just playfully teasing a little bit.

Where would you take me :)?