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5 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
I have a stripper who fucking yells my name out every time I walk in the club. She is definitely a 9 or 10 in the scale of things. She always wants to kiss me deep in the front room before we hit vip.
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5 years ago
1. Hell, I am definitely intrigued as to
When you are shopping at Walmart so that I can ASSist your ASS as you are bending over. You can have my batter anytime!
2. Towel waiting is ingrained from our fantastic fuckfests and happy endings acquired from all the marvelous Asians out there!
3. Anal sex? Trust me, you don’t want anal sex from me. Anal sex was invented for pencil dicks.
4. I call bullshit! The pH of Semen is 7.2 to 7.8. The pH of the eye is 7.0 to 7.3. Therefore, is should not sting. You just don’t like it. Be honest.
5. I rode a chick for 12 hours once. She was a fucking animal! Apparently, Marathons were her specialty. My dick was raw when she finally finished my ass off. Damn, I miss the old days of YAHOO DATING!
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5 years ago
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48-CowboyForcing Baby Boomers To Stop Being Babies
Yes. Happens all the time. It is a side effect of stripper shit. Since 99.9 % of strippers are full of shit, this is the unfortunate aftermath that you must endure post fantastic night of motorboating. You should learn from your experience. Take some tampons on your next excursion and shove them up your nostril after the chick starts sawing logs. SOLID FUCKING ADVICE from this EXPERT!
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5 years ago
^^^ makes wine all the more potent!
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5 years ago
Pulled up a seat at the bar. 21 year old very hot AA dancer sits down and asks for a drink. I get her a drink. She asks my name. I give my first name. She pulls her top down to expose some fantastic perky tits, grabs my cock, then says, “fuck you for a $100 behind the beads!” SOLD!!!
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5 years ago
CityXguide.com
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5 years ago
Rubratigs.com
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5 years ago
^^^That is probably not the number, but perhaps they get enough wrong number calls to be able to get you the number.
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5 years ago
Try (850) 607-2020
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5 years ago
Lol. Just googled USA MP. Got a shit ton of soccer threads.
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5 years ago
USA MP ? I need to check that site out. So, I was correct... she was a professional! 😂
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5 years ago
Strike = stroke. 😂
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5 years ago
@papi. Agreed. Different strokes for different folks. That’s what I’m talking about. I love the DIFFERENT strokes. Hate the mundane same ole strike by the same ole dancer. Need the new and DIFFERENT feel. 😂 😂 😂
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5 years ago
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NohubIf it feels good, do it
@nohub. Dude, don’t fret. I believe you! Shit, happens to me all the time. When one have a cock the size of a Pringle’s can, all the bitches want to fuck you at least ONCE. If they want to repeat, then you need to marry that bitch! Size queens are hard to come by.
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5 years ago
Lol. I had to laugh at the beer spill. For what it is worth, use that to your advantage next time. I would have owned it, walked out to the bar, find that stripper, told her that she got me so flustered with good feelings that I quivered with joy Nd spilled my beer. Then, I would have offered to by her a drink. Fuck it, who gives a shit if you spill a beer in yourself.
As far as you being able to navigate the extras.... the next time will be easier ... and the one following will be easier yet. After awhile you will not look like a newbie to them and they will know what you are wanting to pay for.
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5 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
When it comes to pulling up chairs for a dancer to sit by me, I definitely pull up her chair and situate it to my left as close as possible since I am a lefty hanger. I like her hands to be able to grab my cock easily. It is the courteous thing to do.
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I always open the doors of buildings/rooms for all ladies who are heading through when I am. It’s a curious. Car doors, sometimes, but generally not. However, if it is an older couple who have been together for 40 plus years, then it is probably their routine at this time.
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5 years ago
Personally, I look forward to a strong woman making me soft! After, of course, she made me hard. As soon as she makes me soft, I can get some good sleep!
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5 years ago
@denim chicken.... ATM = electronic proof of visit.
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gStephThe view from the other side of the room
In my opinion, most of those that I have met in the SCs are between 1 and 2. They are there for a single night of fun and done. For me, I consider myself a serious SCer only 18 months ago. Took me 3 months to go from 1 to a hard 5! I have not plans to go 6 or 7. I have nothing but full 5 expectations every time I go to a SC now, even if they are a non extras club. So far, my best FS Extras have all been in non extras clubs. It is to the point now that I think the girls know exactly what I want without me ever soliciting a thing. When I go back with them, they are FSing me within 20 min. It must be a SC Pheromone or something.
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5 years ago
@subraman ... lol... the world is our (your buddy and myself) playground.
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5 years ago
^^^ yes, the moldy factor! I forgot that part.
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5 years ago
Shitty neighborhood
Skanky clientele
Mullets
Unkept looking clientele and staff
Bathrooms unclean
Smoky rooms with poor ventilation
Old chipped tables and chairs
Usually not even a tap at the bar, just bottles and no top shelf liquor.
Girls can be anything from 1 to 10 with or without teeth.
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5 years ago
Found a massage therapist listed in KC MO who boasts to have the only milking table around. She also says she is “fetish friendly”. I may have to try her out. Listed in rubratings.com
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5 years ago
And I just learned two new acronyms, SPH and JOI.