New, just got my "ITC" and "OTC" if that's what it's called in one night.
Nohub
If it feels good, do it
So my girlfriend was out of town and I was bored. Went to the full nude BYOB club just a 5min drive from my house. I never frequent clubs so this was spontaneous of me. Paid cover. Instantly this one girl hopped on me. Paid for a private dance. The club was dead and so was the backroom. She went all out. Grabbed my hand and made me finger her. Then she offered a VIP room and told me she really wanted to fuck me. So I was like "sure" on the way to the VIP she grabbed another girl and brought her along. They assumed I had a condom which obviously I didn't. So they just gave me a crazy handjob. THEN they both gave me their numbers, and before I left told me to call them at 2:15. So I did. They both came over, we drank a bit and I fucked the living shit out of both of them. And honestly, it was insanely glorious. They didn't ask for money or anything. I honestly don't have a clue how I got that treatment. So in the morning I went out and bought some bagels to bring back to them and also thought maybe I should hit the ATM to give them some cash for the favor. I get back they're both asleep. I wake them up expecting them to just bail from my place. They get up, and start eating their breakfast. Then they just grabbed the "big ole" in my kitchen and there it was. I fucked them in the kitchen at 7AM. My mind has been literally blown. Idk what I did or what it was that got them on me like this, but it was amazing. Gave them both 150$ and they blushed and said it wasn't necessary. Honestly. Idk what the fuck to do. I think these girls literally just wanted me or something? Maybe it was a boring night for them. Place was dead and I prob was the youngest guy. Anyone else ever have crazy instinces like this? One girl was there for a weekend just for an appearance, but the other girl works full time. Still def going back though. My weekend was top notch. I always thought VIPs could lead to something in a sense, and I always thought some seedy clubs had straight up working girls. But damn, I was totally surprised to get that treatment when going rogue to a club I've never been to. So, is this a place I should go back to because I definitely feel like going back. Or do you guys think this is just a lucky one time thing?
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"Also, even though I'm pretty new to this, I have an oddly good sense of the lingo. And I knew exactly what website to go to and create a brand new account that I'd use to tell this incredibly unlikely story to a bunch of people I don't know. But I swear, it's 100% true."
You're not looking for feedback. You're a troll.
No strippers get up that early!
Well, apparently you do.
"I'm here at this site because I want to do this allover again."
Well, you're the guy with all the skills. Just do whatever you did all over again.
Also, you're a troll.
But I am a 40 plus year “real-life” monger, not some once in a while hobbiest, so I have more stories than brain cells left and most of them would never be published in Penthouse because despite being true, they are so outlandish.
To the OP, yes shit like that can happen. My most recent was a month ago and it was absolutely fucking CRAZY, unexpected and unbelievable to anyone who doesn’t know me. I won’t bother relating the details because this is the “believe it or not” internet and sharing does nothing for me but I understand why you would post your story.
It’s like the story of the 60 year old guy who goes into the confessional and tells the priest that he just fucked a hot 19 year old stripper. When the priest reminds him that a good catholic should resist such temptations, the guy tells the priest that he isn’t catholic. Annoyed, the priest asks him then why are you telling me about this. The guy replies “Are you kidding? I’m a fat 60 year old guy who just fucked a hot 19 year old stripper. I’m telling EVERYONE.”
Whether you’re a troll or just an excited winner of the pussy lottery, I don’t know. But if it is true then I hope that you collect many more such stories before you become some grouchy old man.
As far as advice? Fortune favors the bold!
I am 100% with you. I do think it's like OP is a troll, but putting that aside to discuss something more interesting: knowing what to share (and building the credibility that you can share it) is a skill to develop. Hell, after years here, I recently re-shared that I've had a couple of ATFs turn into FWB (that is, uncompensated sex), to which there was the predictable response from one of our more bitchieer members "I wonder why you even bother to pay", as if it's so crazy that in several decades of SCing this is something unbelievable. And that is absolutely tame compared to other stories I can tell... this just isn't the place to share them
I’ve recently been in a reflective stage and thus the reason for sharing stories with girls while I got drunk. The first realization was that I have no one with whom I can share everything so anonymous whores had to do. The second realization was “FUCK” do I have a lot of stories as one just kept leading to another and another and another. And nowhere in any of the stories could you possibly use the word “tame”. Shit, in just the last month I’ve racked up enough new crazy experiences to fill a book as I’ve tried to cram as much as I can into a limited amount of time.
BTW the one comment that every girl made to me was that I should seriously write a book. I told them they are free to use my stories and write their own books.
I am lucky enough to have a group of friends and acquaintances (friends of friends) that I SC with, some of whom also do thinks like escorts, etc. Really nice to have that -- that and here are where I can share stories, and as we discussed, you can't share the most unbelievable stories here
The one guy that I was able to talk to about everything was my doctor but I fucked that up. I sent my new GF to him for treatment of a pre-melanoma skin condition. Turns out that he is a distant relation to her so now his loyalty is no longer to me but rather to her. He has an some weird expectation that I’m not going to whore around anymore. That’s not going to happen but I know I can no longer tell him about my latest adventures.
Bharlem81 great comeback.
I'm guessing you'll get to sleep in lol
Name the club and describe the dancers (not their names!), or it didn't happen.
Pics of the threesome or didn’t happen.
I will play along and answer some of your questions.
“Did I just get lucky or is it a good place?”
Yes you just were in the right place at the night time and yes it might be a good place.
“From what he (BabyDoc) says I won the pussy lottery I guess?”
You guess right you won the pussy lottery, enjoy the memories.
“If these are extras girls I want to know from everyone's knowledge. And if they are how do I spot them again?”
Yes they are extras girls, and hey give “freebies” to whoever they want whenever the feel like. You have their phone numbers, you can text them to get more “freebies” or this time they may ask for money.
“Honestly I came here to talk about the luck I had and how often/potentially hard it is to get. I used my story as a prelude. My story isn't what I want to talk about. I want to talk about how I can manage this again or what I should expect from the SC after this.”
This exact same experience won’t happen again, something better or worst will happen but not the same.
What you should expect of Strip Clubs is to pay (because it is a business) for the girls time and services that can range from just talking to you, air dances, to all kind of extras up to including OTC with full service GFE and PSE.
“my club is the only nude club in my county. Practically no one goes there. You think that's to my advantage?”
Business are supposed to follow the law of supply and demand, so it depends. But always remember, you typically get what you pay for.
You said “One girl was there for a weekend just for an appearance”, was she a “pornstar” or what?
In any case good luck with explaining to your girlfriend when she notices what happened.
Remember you can win the lottery if you don’t play.
@Bharlem81 Well shit. A whole hour earlier? Honestly, can't compete with that.
@herbtcat I can tell you one was a Colombian girl and the other was some gothy white chick with a little bit to grab on. The Colombian def had some silicones. Ain't gonna tell you the club lol. What was your plan? Go there and look for those girls and try to fuck them?
@Nidan111 Pringles can? Pretty sure you need a permit for something that dangerous.
@Subra: "...to which there was the predictable response from one of our more bitchieer members "I wonder why you even bother to pay"
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Sorry my comment was so upsetting, @Subra. I'm sure you're a very attractive, aging, middle-aged guy (since that's apparently what you wanted to hear and need your ego stroked).
The point I was making is that most young, attractive, successful guys don't need strip clubs nor Seeking. Strip clubs are generally for lonely, single, guys who need the fantasy that some young girl decades younger actually gives a shit about them. I'm suspicious of any guy who ties clubbing to their ego.
" I had the whole place cleaned up and everything so it was good to go."
Ok I’ll give it a go but this story is , to me, rather mundane though I suspect most people on here would call Bullshit. So let's test the waters and see...
I was in one of my regular haunts when a cocktail waitress I did not know came up to me and greeted me warmly like we were long lost friends. When I balked she said we met the night before when I was very drunk. I had in fact been quite drunk but I don’t usually forget things and knew I had spent the evening drinking with one of the dancers. I queried the waitress (who is also a former dancer) for more information and she said that I had stopped her, told her how hot she was and said I wanted to take her home and fuck her.
That really isn’t my style so I’m still skeptical that it ever happened though I grant you she is a very, very hot 30 year old (I’m 60). I know people here on TUSCL say things like their 6 is a 10 but this girl has graced the cover of a legitimate international fitness magazine (I’ve seen it). To shorten the story she and I became friends of a sort and not long after I took her out to a high end steak house for dinner. The night of our date we met at an upscale sports bar and she had gone all out. Nails, hair, little black dress… dayuum as they say. Heads did indeed turn.
Anyways we went to dinner and talked a lot. We compared notes as to which one of us was the bigger slut and shit like that. In the end it came out that she has two kids and is looking for someone to take care of her and them. I made it clear that wasn’t going to be me. After dinner we hit a couple of bars. Then about 11 PM she said we needed to go to her apartment so the babysitter could go home and we would be able to fuck. I asked about her kids and she assured me they would already be asleep. I don’t do that (fuck someone with their kids sleeping in the next room) so I dropped her off and called it a night. She was pissed for weeks but eventually we made peace.
Fast forward to 3 weeks ago and I’m back. She had been temporarily laid off but came into the club when someone called and informed her I was there. I ended up asking her to dinner again. Same thing, we meet the next night and she is dressed to the nines. We go to an expensive upscale restaurant that she knew about and have a very nice meal. I am able to relax and free my mind from some pressing personal issues that she was aware of. When we are almost finished she asked what my plans were. I thought she was asking about my issues and told her I didn’t really have any plans. She said in that case we should go to my hotel where I could use her body until 2 AM. I thought about it but again declined (for personal reasons lol).
Two nights later we are sitting together at the bar of her club and I was concerned that she might be feeling like she was being rejected. I’m sensitive like that. So I started to tell her that it wasn’t that I didn’t find her attractive or that I didn’t want to sleep with her when she stopped me cold. She said “It’s OK. I KNOW you like me. You’ll fuck me when you’re ready.” I sure hope I get the chance.
Pics or video or it didn't happen
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You always want to pick the one you want to be waking up in the mornings with. And always start with a Front Room Makeout Session.
SJG
Kissing Strippers (in front of Deja Vu sign)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHmfIbXt…
@San_Jose_Guy and @Fun_Loving_Fella What is considered the front room? Like the whole main lobby where everyone is. Or is the front room where you just get 20$ lap dances in a big room? Because I did make out with her a bit before going to VIP. She kissed me first and went full tongue with it which honestly was a little to quick with me.
So I texted her. Asked her when she is coming back. The Colombian that was the for what she said was an appearance. She said she was back in the city right by me. That's where she lives. I answered back asking if she knows when she comes back to the club or if she works at one there. Waiting on a response.
You can lead the interaction better when you are in the front room, rather in dance booths or VIP rooms.
You want to get real civilian and friendly with your girl. Not for free, usually feeding her money. But there is no agreement about time or money. It is just tipping, taking care of her, showing respect.
Get a front room makeout session going. Take it as far as possible, like Pussy Massage, FIV, and even DATY if possible. Only after that take her to the back room, and then after take her home with you to continue.
Enjoy!
SJG
So, showing generosity, getting friendly, and your makeout session can start right there. Personally I think it best to approach your girl when she is on her feet. On your lap only second best.
SJG
SJG
I'm not about to steal your secret stache of pussy, dude. I've got plenty near me, spread (pun intended) across many clubs within a 30 mile radius of my home. The point is your story lacks credibility. You can resolve that by providing details that others who have been to that club can validate as typical for that location.
So that's it from me. I don't really care anymore, as I'm going to go get a beej from my current favorite for a $80 tip.
But the vast majority of the people who write those reviews have no idea about the importance of treating the women in a civilian manner and instead of thinking 'extras' thinking just coming on to her and starting with a FRMOS.
SJG
The Internet Adult Film Database has this Colombian ponstarlet listed:
http://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=is…
In any case you should provide more details of the sexual encounter to make your story more appealing.
"Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because friction is obligated to stick to possibilities, thruth isn't"
Of course you don't have pictures.
"Pics or it didn't happen"
"A phrase used on Internet forums to counter the vast range of unverifiable claims made by users. Often these claims involve personal brag-worthy accomplishments, extraordinary or rare sights/occurrences, and tales relating to alcohol or drug use..."
Good times, good times.
And all by 8:15AM no doubt.
However only that one time for a true freebie. I’m sure it happens but it’s rare and for non paying pick ups chances would be a lot better in a regular bar.