Funny post 5 things that men dont get about a fucking a woman

poledancer83
Narnia
1. CUM... Bent over at wal mart the other day because i dropped my card. Well fuck i think as i feel the cum running down my leg. That shit doesnt just fall out. hours later here i am with your baby batter leaking out of my pussy. clean up aisle... my vagina... lol

2. Waiting for the towel. Is that some like man class you all take. Oh shit let me get you a towel. Thats like man code for lay there slut and ill be back when i get back. Feeling like the back side of some cheap ass duct tape over here.

3. anal sex is fun but for fucks sake dont make it hurt. Fucking lube is the best thing ever. make it slide in and if your jamming anything in my ass its not a good time for me.

4. i dont care how it looks in porn but cumming in my eye fucking hurts. That shit is like hot acid poured into my eyelid. Waking up tomorrow morning looking like i partied with c. sheen or G busey or some shit.

5. Dont make me ride your shit all night. I love riding dick dont get me wrong but when im ready to cum like do it... make it happen dont make me work for it or im gonna fall asleep on your ass and round 2 is out the window.

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Nidan111
5 years ago
1. Hell, I am definitely intrigued as to
When you are shopping at Walmart so that I can ASSist your ASS as you are bending over. You can have my batter anytime!

2. Towel waiting is ingrained from our fantastic fuckfests and happy endings acquired from all the marvelous Asians out there!

3. Anal sex? Trust me, you don’t want anal sex from me. Anal sex was invented for pencil dicks.

4. I call bullshit! The pH of Semen is 7.2 to 7.8. The pH of the eye is 7.0 to 7.3. Therefore, is should not sting. You just don’t like it. Be honest.

5. I rode a chick for 12 hours once. She was a fucking animal! Apparently, Marathons were her specialty. My dick was raw when she finally finished my ass off. Damn, I miss the old days of YAHOO DATING!
Drunken Saguaro
5 years ago
1. It’s Wal Mart, so whatever. More sticky floors at my local Wal Mart than my local SC.

2. Thought I was being polite.

3. Hottest thing ever was a chick asking me to cum in her ass instead of her pussy because she wanted my load but didn’t want to get pregnant. Pencil dick or giant hog, sometimes they just want the batter. Also ditto on the lube.

4. I’m with Nidan. Hot librarians have eye protection for a reason, just sayin.

5. On the fence. Hours long fucking is legit but round 2 is also awesome.

So if I’m tracking here, you prefer to be on top but would rather get fucked in the ass, with lube, with a quick finish, so the cum doesn’t get in your eye or wind up at Wal Mart and I don’t even have to offer you a towel? I think I’m in love! 😍
poledancer83
5 years ago
drunken pretty much lol
CJKent (Banned)
5 years ago
@poledancer83

You said:

“CUM... Bent over at wal mart the other day because i dropped my card. Well fuck i think as i feel the cum running down my leg...”

Pics or it didn’t happen.

You are correct we all have misconceptions about sex.

These misconceptions are the result of inaccurate, biased, and misleading social information, YouTube, the internet, Porn, the educational system designed to create an ignorant population, etc etc.

Men and women are all human beings, with unique needs, wants, and desires.

Once you acknowledge that, is possible to build a more accurate perspective, with realistic expectations for yourself and others.
poledancer83
5 years ago
i mean i can show you lol
Nidan111
5 years ago
@poledancer. Fuck the show shit.... I want you to teach me stuff I have yet to perform!
Muddy
5 years ago
I get a boner every time PD types
Call.Me.Ishmael
5 years ago
^^^ Well, you should stop clicking through on her posts then.
Call.Me.Ishmael
5 years ago
No.
Jascoi
5 years ago
i had a girl that enjoys the cream pie cum... she got on stage after our session and i sat at the tip rail... good thing the lights were low and the fog machine was on.
loper
5 years ago
When a girl like PD starts talking this explicitly and dirty, it really gets me goin'. Is it just me?
san_jose_guy
5 years ago
Usually in AMPs and other P4P venues, the girls will go first for riding me.

I usually just let them cum by engaging with them deeply, and then without withdrawal, without pulling her hair or putting weight on her arms, I will put her on the bottom and then proceed. That surprises them, but it also really gets to her, being fucked that way.

SJG
Mate27
5 years ago
^^^ STFU!!
san_jose_guy
5 years ago
I am very gentle with women, but I still like to put them through their paces, let their own contractions be what tires them out.

SJG
san_jose_guy
5 years ago
Learning to use varied strokes, and to use the deep strokes sparingly. Letting air get out, to make some vacuum. Using shallow strokes to do g-spot massaging.

And focusing on the energy flows, the chakras.

SJG
Cashman1234
5 years ago
Guys don’t get a lot of things about fucking women. The list of things we actually get is much shorter than the ones we don’t.

Cum oozing out of your sloppy hole - running down your thigh - is something that makes me hard. Having it happen at Walmart - and knowing how hot you look - only adds to my desire to use you.

I enjoy reading your posts. The filthier - the better.
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