Funny post 5 things that men dont get about a fucking a woman
poledancer83
Narnia
1. CUM... Bent over at wal mart the other day because i dropped my card. Well fuck i think as i feel the cum running down my leg. That shit doesnt just fall out. hours later here i am with your baby batter leaking out of my pussy. clean up aisle... my vagina... lol
2. Waiting for the towel. Is that some like man class you all take. Oh shit let me get you a towel. Thats like man code for lay there slut and ill be back when i get back. Feeling like the back side of some cheap ass duct tape over here.
3. anal sex is fun but for fucks sake dont make it hurt. Fucking lube is the best thing ever. make it slide in and if your jamming anything in my ass its not a good time for me.
4. i dont care how it looks in porn but cumming in my eye fucking hurts. That shit is like hot acid poured into my eyelid. Waking up tomorrow morning looking like i partied with c. sheen or G busey or some shit.
5. Dont make me ride your shit all night. I love riding dick dont get me wrong but when im ready to cum like do it... make it happen dont make me work for it or im gonna fall asleep on your ass and round 2 is out the window.
2. Waiting for the towel. Is that some like man class you all take. Oh shit let me get you a towel. Thats like man code for lay there slut and ill be back when i get back. Feeling like the back side of some cheap ass duct tape over here.
3. anal sex is fun but for fucks sake dont make it hurt. Fucking lube is the best thing ever. make it slide in and if your jamming anything in my ass its not a good time for me.
4. i dont care how it looks in porn but cumming in my eye fucking hurts. That shit is like hot acid poured into my eyelid. Waking up tomorrow morning looking like i partied with c. sheen or G busey or some shit.
5. Dont make me ride your shit all night. I love riding dick dont get me wrong but when im ready to cum like do it... make it happen dont make me work for it or im gonna fall asleep on your ass and round 2 is out the window.
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When you are shopping at Walmart so that I can ASSist your ASS as you are bending over. You can have my batter anytime!
2. Towel waiting is ingrained from our fantastic fuckfests and happy endings acquired from all the marvelous Asians out there!
3. Anal sex? Trust me, you don’t want anal sex from me. Anal sex was invented for pencil dicks.
4. I call bullshit! The pH of Semen is 7.2 to 7.8. The pH of the eye is 7.0 to 7.3. Therefore, is should not sting. You just don’t like it. Be honest.
5. I rode a chick for 12 hours once. She was a fucking animal! Apparently, Marathons were her specialty. My dick was raw when she finally finished my ass off. Damn, I miss the old days of YAHOO DATING!
2. Thought I was being polite.
3. Hottest thing ever was a chick asking me to cum in her ass instead of her pussy because she wanted my load but didn’t want to get pregnant. Pencil dick or giant hog, sometimes they just want the batter. Also ditto on the lube.
4. I’m with Nidan. Hot librarians have eye protection for a reason, just sayin.
5. On the fence. Hours long fucking is legit but round 2 is also awesome.
So if I’m tracking here, you prefer to be on top but would rather get fucked in the ass, with lube, with a quick finish, so the cum doesn’t get in your eye or wind up at Wal Mart and I don’t even have to offer you a towel? I think I’m in love! 😍
You said:
“CUM... Bent over at wal mart the other day because i dropped my card. Well fuck i think as i feel the cum running down my leg...”
Pics or it didn’t happen.
You are correct we all have misconceptions about sex.
These misconceptions are the result of inaccurate, biased, and misleading social information, YouTube, the internet, Porn, the educational system designed to create an ignorant population, etc etc.
Men and women are all human beings, with unique needs, wants, and desires.
Once you acknowledge that, is possible to build a more accurate perspective, with realistic expectations for yourself and others.
I usually just let them cum by engaging with them deeply, and then without withdrawal, without pulling her hair or putting weight on her arms, I will put her on the bottom and then proceed. That surprises them, but it also really gets to her, being fucked that way.
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And focusing on the energy flows, the chakras.
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Cum oozing out of your sloppy hole - running down your thigh - is something that makes me hard. Having it happen at Walmart - and knowing how hot you look - only adds to my desire to use you.
I enjoy reading your posts. The filthier - the better.