Thank you TUSCL

I have been learning so much about dancers and how to score otc. I havw scored my first otc date and she stayed over night! It was a hell of a rumpus session! But here is my problem...

We fell asleep and I was awoken by a foul smell in the middle of the night. Then I hear it, ugh, she was farting in her sleep. It smelled so bad I went and found my matches to help burn off the gasses. I was waving the match around behind her as she was peacefully sawing logs and she lets another one rip. The match was in the path of that fart and it sent a flame like a torch and cautht the bed on fire. Has anything like this happened to any of you? I am needing some solid advice here guys.