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5 years ago
Lol. I took two nurses out to the strip club. A club that has strippers who knew me. The two nurses got into a fight between themselves for who knows what. Like fists flying fight. My stripper gals broke it up and helped me get them out. The next day, one of the nurse friends told me she lost her jacket. I called the stripper chick to assess the situation. Yes, the stripper has the jacket. She then told me that if I buy her lunch, she will give me the jacket. She named the place. Nice dress up place. I meet her there. It is raining hard. I’m in my suit and tie. She steps out of her car in leather pants and skin tight sweater with no bra and 1.5 inch nipples protruding through the now wet top. We go in to eat and the entire fucking restaurant can’t take their eyes off us. Funny thing is, her body was HOT with some of the best Tits/nipples one could ever wish for, but in the daylight, I realized that she had one eye missing and her hair was sewed on (or something like that). That was one of my “Ive gotta stop hanging out with strippers” moments! I got the jacket back.
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5 years ago
@rydio, my most recent time (3 weeks ago), i almost suffocated trying to inhale. She had her clit shoved so tight against my breathing apparatus (mouth/nose) that I was forced to lick my way free. After those delightful 10 minutes, she unzipped me, released the beast, sat on him, pumped him, then stood up and giggled while saying, “you didn’t expect that, did you? And... you at least owe me another 30 minutes back here for that service!” I definitely paid her a nice tip. I felt obligated, especially because she was able to actually take more than the tip!
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5 years ago
@lolitalove. If you need a FRIEND for you to take these frustrations out with face to face, I’m your huckleberry! 😂
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5 years ago
^^^ I Love the twilight zones ... AKA backwoods boonies!
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5 years ago
I have done this twice in the last year. The first time, I had Pussy in my face with a bit of DATY while the other was feverishly handling my little man down below. Occasionally, they would switch positions. Costed me $250 total. Worth every fucking cent! Bumb Fuck Egypt (backwoods MO STRIP CLUB!) The second time was in the normal lap dance area. Prior to the dance, each dancer sat on opposite sides of me at the bar. They each used a knee in unison to stroke my cock OTP at the bar. Their knees were acting together as a team. How the fuck was I NOT going to have a double dance after that shit? The double costed me $90 and worth every cent. I the. Got a $300 VIP with the AA chick of the duo. The titty fuck in VIP was worth every penny! Bumbfuck West Egypt (aka cow pasture in Kansas).
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5 years ago
^^^ yes. They. Do.
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5 years ago
I kissed a very beautiful Asian with Fake Lips about 8 months ago. Holy shit! They were hard as a fucking rock. Pretty to look at and maybe beat off to, but kisding them SUCKED POND WATER!
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5 years ago
Other than FUN for the night we play.
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5 years ago
Lol. He is 23. That is probably all you need to realize. Trust me, you can always find a replacement. If he is treating you bad, then absolutely GHOST him. If it is the “fuck” that keeps you with him, then you need to venture out because there are MULTITUDES more out there that will rock your world! Any of the TUSCL family would love to show you how the world truly works w/regards to this subject! We will treat you like a princess and we will not expect a single thing in return other than for the night we play.
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5 years ago
I so want to see this. I may even skip the strip club next week just to do so.
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5 years ago
Personally, I prefer Tuesday through Thursday nights. I consistently get FS VIP even in the non extras clubs. Not sure why, but works for me. Friday’s and Saturday’s seem full of young and inexperienced strip Club Patrons who just take up space.
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5 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
He had many great movies, but one of my favorite was The Final Countdown.
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5 years ago
Police officers have to generate revenue for the city too.
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5 years ago
TRUMP 2020, TRUMP 2024, TRUMP 2028, TRUMP 2032 and when his grandchildren are grown TRUMP ..................
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5 years ago
@japrufrock.... keeping the dentures in are the boner killer. I prefer all my women to be toothless when slurping my boner!
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5 years ago
I’m as far from being gay as one could be, but many gay dudes are always trying to hit on me. Even the Transgendered. Some of those guys are damn scary when they are decked out as females. Scary in that one can’t tell the
Apart from the real thing unless their penis flops out.
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5 years ago
@fuiving, my arms are damn short, but my other appendage makes up the distance required. That may be why they wanted to watch. 😂
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5 years ago
Sounds like I missed a good slutty halftime show. I quit watching NFL over 5 years ago. The Twitter storms of people having to cover their 11 year children’s eyes makes me wonder what I missed. I watched a good old fashion war movie instead.
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5 years ago
I like dancers sitting on my post.
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5 years ago
I’ve had dancers actually ask me to do that act. I’m shy. No fucking way could I do such a thing.
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5 years ago
@joker. Actually, sarcasm aside, the Answer is spot on!
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5 years ago
If i ever pull over to the gas station to “freshen up” it is to wipe away the swamp ass that creeps in after 8 hrs of driving. A little cologne an rub listerine all over my junk. If i make it to the hotel first, then I just bathe. I absolutely NEVER EVER spend money on a dancer that does not sit with me first so that I can at least see if she is interesting. I tend to think most dancers are hot. I’m lucky in that respect. Do,for me to drop $500 on them, they have to hold my attention. Otherwise, I hit the AMP for half price FS.
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5 years ago
And the final parting words were, she said , “here is my phone number ..... call me tomorrow and let’s go play Bingo Tomorrow Night at 6:30!” Lol. WTF?! OTC at the Bingo Hall. Sounds like a winner to me. Had to leave town early.
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5 years ago
Can’t think of any.
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5 years ago
LEO to the rescue! The guy did not have enough money on him to get FUCKED by the lady in blue ! So, she decided to SCREW him well with just a burger. I bet she learned that trick in POPO school. She and her precinct should be proud.