Comments by BoringLoser (page 2)

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I’m not going to tell you where I am

We need emojis so I can use the one of the guy laughing so hard he’s crying

The pose is ok. The girl, and especially the face she’s making, is no bueno

Asking for trusts

The trick is to trust me and then a bunch of other people will trust you

I saw it earlier but don’t see it now

He was a legendary WWE wrestler. He was also an Atlantic City native. He died at the age of 61. All his fame and fortune couldn’t keep him alive forever. His one regret was that he didn’t spend his retirement banging girls young enough to be his granddaughter.

If you’re lucky you can “organize” her

I liked it, but agree about the long titles. Tonight when I say my prayers I’ll ask god to help founder find a way to please everyone.

I’ve seen the terms snowflake and safe space used a lot. Can someone help me understand what they mean?

Not getting your lemon squeezed

Yeah. I thought more people would have recognized it. I guess most of the old timers here spent their high school days at the library instead of hanging out under the bleachers.

Does your jizz still look the same?

Letting someone peel back the plastic film on your fruit cup for you

I’m not s hater. Can I still come?

If I get a 15 minute consultation with a lawyer can I legally take up 16 minutes of their time?

Dressing up for the bar puts out a signal that you may be open to approach. Not dressing up doesn’t. So unless you’re putting off other signals you might not seem approachable which would intimidate the average guy

Yah

That will probably hurt your standings

Can I legally display pornography in public if I get it converted to ascii art first?

MT, I just want the juice to... never mind I see it now

DC, squeeze that like button

I didn’t quite make it to 14 years, but it was close. Lately I can relate to “I’m back, bitch. Suck on that!” Glad you’re doing well

Tubgirl is a classic. In fact it’s so famous that my phone didn’t try to autocorrect it. Another one is goatse. Worth a google or two.