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6 years ago
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OldGringoRetired from internet message boards. Good luck all.
Juice hasn't posted for a while either, unless he's posting under an alias. Mack Truck maybe?
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6 years ago
Here's my #1 tip. Do NOT under any circumstances do what some pendejo on my floor in Cascadas did last night. If you do this, you will be mocked and possibly beaten up in the middle of the night. It may even be against the law in Mexico and you could find yourself in a Tijuana prison for at least a week waiting to see a Mexican lawyer and judge.
Here is what this idiot did. Before his trip, he prepared a short playlist of love songs, featuring Air Supply's Making Love out of Nothing at All, which he BLASTED on loop for at least an hour when he took some chica arriba. There's a high likelihood that he may have a vagina.
If you follow this one tip, all else should go smoothly.
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6 years ago
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OldGringoRetired from internet message boards. Good luck all.
I hope you get the help you need SJG.
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6 years ago
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OldGringoRetired from internet message boards. Good luck all.
Actually, I'm not a sock puppet SJG. I only post under one account: this one.
The other day, one day only, I was trolling your threads a little. That was just because I was sick of looking at the most recent postings and you had bumped like ten of your own threads that nobody else was participating in. I figured if you were going to fill this board up with your own personal diary, a little trolling was warranted.
That aside, this really did happen last night and it was embarrassing as fuck. The guy looked like a total creep. It was half cringeworthy and half hilarious watching him make out with air when she dodged to the left again and again.
It happened at Hong Kong in TJ. Some girls will DFK with you in HK for the price of a ficha, but a lot won't. So, even in HK, if the girl resists, don't be a shmuck. Find a different girl.
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6 years ago
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ItsmytimeI’ve had enough and I can’t take it any more
I haven't seen a penis that small since Donald Trump was here last year.
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6 years ago
"Police received an anonymous tip overnight. A woman was walking her dog and saw a goat run by that was wearing a purple dress. A man was running after the goat yelling come back here Donna! I'm not letting you get away from me a second time! An all points bulletin has been issued for both the man and the goat."
www.mercurynews.com
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6 years ago
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ItsmytimeI’ve had enough and I can’t take it any more
"Son, put your pants back on. Go wait with your father in the car and I'll be out in a few hours."
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6 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
I'm craving a big bowl of metanarrative ad hominem cinnamon.
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6 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Communicating through prayer in a Church is the best language. We need to continue to program our children to communicate through prayer.
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6 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Christianity, Priests, Preachers, and mental health professionals who medicate and institutionalize the mentally unstable are the true heroes of this world!
Long live Christianity! I'm building an organization that will continue working tirelessly to put more crazy people into institutions. Especially mentally unstable children! If their parents say they need medication and should be hospitalized, then no testing is necessary. Start feeding them medicine right away to cure their problems! Put them in an institution as soon as the medicine kicks in.
Come join my organization now. We can get these crazy kids off the street soon! Then, before you know it TUSCL will become great again!
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6 years ago
The timing of this is uncanny. Right after the crackdown on San Jose AMP's.
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6 years ago
The whole title of this thread is fake news.
It's obvious to everyone here that Nicole has no friends IRL.
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6 years ago
*lingering by the border not water
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6 years ago
I crossed there and back on foot yesterday and there was no wait in either direction and no problems. All the migrants that were lingering by the water or camped out on the riverbed were cleared out and nowhere to be seen. I think they may have been moved to the refugee camps further from the border, to prevent a repeat of Sunday's chaos.
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6 years ago
I'm not going to dispute what Meat is saying, but I will share my personal experience on Nogales. I went one time on a Friday at about 4pm. I tried checking out the two most popular clubs down there and they were both closed. I was told they open at 7pm or 8pm. I only found one club open and it looked like someone's basement. There were no girls working when I arrived, but after waiting 15 minutes they brought one out. She was about a 6 in the looks department, so I left and crossed back into the U.S. Personally, I wouldn't return to Nogales. Maybe it's better at 8pm when the better clubs are open, but I'm not sure. Nogales isn't anywhere close to TJ though, where there are several clubs open 24/7 and always tons of chicas to choose from.
I heard the border is open again now, but if anyone is on a tight schedule they may want to wait until things settle down. If you're not on a tight schedule and you can afford to extend your trip a day or two, as a pedestrian walking across the border it should be fine. Just my dos centavos.
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6 years ago
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PutaTesterWest Coast. He who dies with the most memories wins.
Shadow might be right about non-stop flights, but Volaris has a lot of flights now from various U.S. cities to Tijuana. Some are under $200 right now because they are running a sale. Most stop in a Mexican city and then have a connecting flight to TJ. The Tijuana airport and other MX airports that I have been in are nice and modern.
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6 years ago
Go back to enjoying your fruit cup and your urinary tract infection flagooner.
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6 years ago
That was temporarily for car traffic, but not for pedestrians from what I understand. Personally, I wouldn't drive across now, but walking across seems fine.
In the past when all the Hatians were seeking asylum, there was a long line of them near the border. The Mexican officials had their line off to the side, so it was separate from the regular people crossing the border. It didn't slow down the regular line.
I don't think the Hondurans will make their way to the pedestrian border crossing, but if they do I would guess that the Mexican border control will handle it the same way. Put them off to the side and help a few at a time, but not let them in the general crossing lines.
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6 years ago
I'm here now and have been since Friday. When I crossed Friday, the border was fine. Business as usual. No caravan members in sight.
Yesterday, I crossed back to the U.S. on foot through Pedeast. Again, very little wait, business as usual, and no caravan members in sight.
After running errands in San Ysidro, I crossed back into Tijuana on foot through Pedwest. No wait, business as usual, and no caravan members lingering around at the border.
Last night in my hotel room, it was business as usual with my HK chica. No caravan members in sight.
It seems like all of the caravan members are being kept away from the border and their asylum applications are being processed at the refugee camps that they've set up for them, from what I read.
However, if you feel more comfortable staying away until the dust clears, you should do what works best for you.
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6 years ago
Not sure about today, but yesterday was business as usual when I entered on foot. Did not see anything out of the ordinary.
Last I read, there were a few hundred Hondurans in Playas de Tijuana, which is about 20 minutes away from the border by car. Some were also at a shelter set up for them, but that's also away from the border crossing.
I haven't seen anything out of the ordinary in the last 24 hours, but that could change.
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6 years ago
Hopefully there won't be any sword fighting or crossing in Follies.
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6 years ago
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ItsmytimeI’ve had enough and I can’t take it any more
Also, this is the second time you started a thread about Shadow dying. You seem to be taking delight in it for some reason. Here's the first thread you started about Shadow dying:
www.tuscl.net/discussion.php5?id=58113
Just out of curiosity, why is it that you can't stand Shadow?
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6 years ago
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ItsmytimeI’ve had enough and I can’t take it any more
There are a lot of funny people on TUSCL, but you're not one of them. You tried, but failed miserably.
So to answer your question: you. You are the real troll.
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6 years ago
Yes, but you need to be logged in to use the ignore function. A lot of people browse the forums frequently without being logged in and only log in occasionally. I think it would be fairly easy to delete duplicate accounts. If a troll has 10 accounts under one IP address, a moderator could delete 9 of the 10 accounts and leave them with one account to post with. .
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6 years ago
Founder should make Shadowcat the moderator of the TUSCL forums for the remainder of his life. His first order of business should be to ban the poster that started the unfunny and tasteless thread about him.