Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 191)

Cumming on a thong is a chump's game. Massage her in the front room, then take her to the private dance room when it's time to come in your pants. SLD

Patrons would be worse. Gimme nicespice singing off key nekkid instead.

Good to see you back, george.

@nicespice the club is Devil's Point but now my regular club does it and also a few others in town.

@gSteph yes, really... https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jan/19/stripparoke-stripping-karaoke-portland-oregon-devils-point ...I think you are spot on. You can't swing a dead cat in a club without hitting a lesbian tattooed stripper, I tell ya...

I'm Rick James, bitch.

@rogertex I took a 6 month hiatus. My wife is OK if I go when she's having a girl's day with her BFF or when we are apart for travel. 'twas a good break.

In my anecdotal experience it's not that true. I had a Taiwanese GF in college an she was tight but not any more than my white GF from high school. And my white wife now is tight as fuck. The tightest ever for me.

They gotta be tight cause of small Asian man dick.

It's called the power of pussy. A force to be reckoned with.

@rhiannon based on your profile pics you are a hottie. Great breasts and that's my type of nose. Nice curves and you have a beautiful smile. If you come down to Portland, PM me. I give a helluva massage if you want one...

Her body is all natural. No fake anything. She has an hourglass figure meaning at least a handful of tits and an ass with curves and some hips. I don't like to see ribcage either. In a lapdance she doesn't shy away from my dick and also she doesn't abuse it. She has good hygiene. I prefer and am a sucker for blondes and white girls in general but I would go for any race if she's hot. I also like blue eyes and big noses. As to pole and stage dancing I treat it as a totally separate thing from getting dances. While I do appreciate a talented dancer, I wouldn't care if she's simply hot to me. What ultimately matters is how she is in a private dance and her attractiveness. Also she must have good hygiene.

Fuck you Mackie. You gotta lotta lot lizards.

What about Dirty Thirds?

^ so jelly. @nicespice, my troll queen, I humbly offer you my sword as the troll Queen's champion...

LMAO that moment when you realize that that asian dancer trolled you without even trying...lol...dumbass

Actually it wasn't just at one point. It was for months that you created several attention whore posts per day. And it's all on record. LOL!

I think at one point you created several threads in a day on here. LOL!

Clearly you are wasting your own time here too. LOL

LOL every word that you type about nicespice is time out of your own day too. LMAO second of all.

ROFLMFAO first of all, you CREATED this thread about her. And it's a discussion forum, dumbass.

LOL I'm not going to be knocking on any door in that 'hood.

blahblahblah isn't a GPS stripper, she's a BBS one...she suffers from ball busting syndrome.

^ The Muddy's Turd Address 😂🤣😝

^ LMAO it's befitting you go as "Muddy". LMAO ... "Four score and several anals ago ..."