Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 192)

I've never been one to sweat or stink much...I dislike men's locker rooms because I'm not the one stinking it up...so I also have a germophobia thing going on. As such I don't prefer a sweaty stripper. I think it's why I like my ATF DS so much too. She's a worse germophobe than me. When we get dances there's a mutual agreement and understanding to keep all fluids to ourselves. My only exception is pussy cream. I've never had an issue with that on my pants.

It's not a deal breaker for me but I still much prefer firsts. Always.

@nicespice FWIW you are the true troll queen here. And a kind and benevolent one at that.

^ I wear a button up shirt and just unbutton it. I'd never take my shirt off. And if the dance room isn't private I'll only do it at places where I know and trust I won't get into trouble.

"The article is kinda bs... Its basically saying shut up, don't touch, pay up..." LULZ not really. It basically said shut up about talking shit about other dancers, don't touch for free, and pay up if she's being a good entertainer for you... LOL work on your reading comprehension.

I didn't read anything unrealistic in the article and agree with most of it. My rules as a good customer are ... - Always tip if I go up to the stage. Strippers that I don't want dances from appreciate it and will do me favors like help me find my fave or get a new one I'm interested in to come over. - If I'm watching the stripper on stage stage from a table or the bar and she is alone but putting in effort, I will walk up and put a tip down for her. Again, whether or not I want a dance from her, she appreciates it and often does me favors as mentioned earlier. - It's an OCD thing but I always fold my tip into an 'A' frame before I set it down. They put in effort to dance, I'll put in effort to tip. Plus it's a symbolic thing - represents the tent I'm pitching in my pants. - I won't ever touch a stripper until she initiates first contact or clearly doesn't mind. And it's never first on her ass or a grope. It's usually my hand on the small of her back and I'll give it a light massage. But no, I won't tip just for doing that. - If she's providing good mileage in a dance I will tip and it will increase in scale with the amount of mileage. For example if she stick shifts or grinds her pussy on my hard dick she's going to get a decent tip. If she's trying to make me LDK it's going to be more. If she's dodging my dick and going to air dancing just when it could get better, no tip. Basically I tip to reward good behavior in the form of making my dick hard. Make my dick go limp = NO TIP. - I always tip the bartender well. They can be an ally locking down a hottie. - I keep my LDKs and jizz to myself. It doesn't even need to come up. I can take care of it myself and if it is clear she doesn't like it, I will move on and never trouble her again. - I never want extras or OTC. - I come to the club clean and with good hygiene. - I'll politely decline a dance offer if I don't want one and I'll tell a stripper early in conversation if I'm going to get a dance with her or not so we don't have waste each other's time. - I stay positive and friendly. I'm there to have a good time. No need for any negativity. - I stay out of gossip discussions. I'll just listen and agree with whomever is with me which is usually a fave. - I don't bring my personal life issues to the club and talk about them. When I'm there I'm all about just sexual flirtation and teasing. I'd rather just shower my stripper with true compliments than discuss anything about me. I'm there to get a boner and LDK and that's it. All of this is my refinement of how I club after many years of doing it. And through it I get along with most everyone in the club and those working show me a good time when I'm there.

Poops.

LOL @codemonkey there is a club in Portland with a trans dancer and yeah if I can't close my eyes I definitely look away from her. And when I do it just to feel what's happening it's usually when I've had a hard day at work and it's like a brief moment to truly relax and begin the process of unwinding.

I wanna be the lunch meat in a cuddle sammich with Nina and nicespice as the buns. With mayo, of course.

I take it it only applies to starting threads.

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And LMFAO IceyDodo has the TrapBaby troll account too!

IceyDodo, troll public defender extraordinaire. At our service. LULZ!

"LMFAO Nicokeyes has got the receipts! But are they everything? Do they include credit card statements? And do they include tuition and room and board bills?" *crickets chirping*

LOL so true @nicepice. And I bet with you every minute is worth it. 😍

LOL @nicespice your dreams of a cabana "date" with her are likely over.

Soooo... ...does this mean a second nicespice and Nicokeyes meet up is off the table?

If being a stripper so that you can make a living on your own is being "underemployed", I wanna know what da fuck is being a leech off daddy because you can't graduate by 25 and move on in life and support yourself? Is subunderemployed a word?

She even failed at retiring as a TUSCL troll. 😂

Afternoon drip for our resident troll and RIL trick bitch in denial. Are you having fun being logged off to read this? Do you like all those extra efforts just to feign ignoring me?

Did you just admit to being a dog?

IceyDodo, troll public defender extraordinaire. At our service. LULZ!

LMFAO and look what it's done to you. Now you're just like them.

LOL she rates her bitches on a sliding scale.

LMFAO IceyDodo has got to be dyslexic with her ratings her 9s are 6s and her 10s are 01s. It's the only logical explanation notwithstanding that she's an angry and bitter lesbian.