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5 years ago
@nicespice FWIW you are the true troll queen here. And a kind and benevolent one at that.
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5 years ago
^ I wear a button up shirt and just unbutton it. I'd never take my shirt off. And if the dance room isn't private I'll only do it at places where I know and trust I won't get into trouble.
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5 years ago
"The article is kinda bs... Its basically saying shut up, don't touch, pay up..."
LULZ not really. It basically said shut up about talking shit about other dancers, don't touch for free, and pay up if she's being a good entertainer for you...
LOL work on your reading comprehension.
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5 years ago
I didn't read anything unrealistic in the article and agree with most of it.
My rules as a good customer are ...
- Always tip if I go up to the stage. Strippers that I don't want dances from appreciate it and will do me favors like help me find my fave or get a new one I'm interested in to come over.
- If I'm watching the stripper on stage stage from a table or the bar and she is alone but putting in effort, I will walk up and put a tip down for her. Again, whether or not I want a dance from her, she appreciates it and often does me favors as mentioned earlier.
- It's an OCD thing but I always fold my tip into an 'A' frame before I set it down. They put in effort to dance, I'll put in effort to tip. Plus it's a symbolic thing - represents the tent I'm pitching in my pants.
- I won't ever touch a stripper until she initiates first contact or clearly doesn't mind. And it's never first on her ass or a grope. It's usually my hand on the small of her back and I'll give it a light massage. But no, I won't tip just for doing that.
- If she's providing good mileage in a dance I will tip and it will increase in scale with the amount of mileage. For example if she stick shifts or grinds her pussy on my hard dick she's going to get a decent tip. If she's trying to make me LDK it's going to be more. If she's dodging my dick and going to air dancing just when it could get better, no tip. Basically I tip to reward good behavior in the form of making my dick hard. Make my dick go limp = NO TIP.
- I always tip the bartender well. They can be an ally locking down a hottie.
- I keep my LDKs and jizz to myself. It doesn't even need to come up. I can take care of it myself and if it is clear she doesn't like it, I will move on and never trouble her again.
- I never want extras or OTC.
- I come to the club clean and with good hygiene.
- I'll politely decline a dance offer if I don't want one and I'll tell a stripper early in conversation if I'm going to get a dance with her or not so we don't have waste each other's time.
- I stay positive and friendly. I'm there to have a good time. No need for any negativity.
- I stay out of gossip discussions. I'll just listen and agree with whomever is with me which is usually a fave.
- I don't bring my personal life issues to the club and talk about them. When I'm there I'm all about just sexual flirtation and teasing. I'd rather just shower my stripper with true compliments than discuss anything about me. I'm there to get a boner and LDK and that's it.
All of this is my refinement of how I club after many years of doing it. And through it I get along with most everyone in the club and those working show me a good time when I'm there.
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5 years ago
Poops.
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5 years ago
LOL @codemonkey there is a club in Portland with a trans dancer and yeah if I can't close my eyes I definitely look away from her.
And when I do it just to feel what's happening it's usually when I've had a hard day at work and it's like a brief moment to truly relax and begin the process of unwinding.
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5 years ago
I wanna be the lunch meat in a cuddle sammich with Nina and nicespice as the buns. With mayo, of course.
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5 years ago
I take it it only applies to starting threads.
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5 years ago
Test
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5 years ago
And LMFAO IceyDodo has the TrapBaby troll account too!
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5 years ago
IceyDodo, troll public defender extraordinaire. At our service. LULZ!
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5 years ago
"LMFAO Nicokeyes has got the receipts! But are they everything? Do they include credit card statements? And do they include tuition and room and board bills?"
*crickets chirping*
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5 years ago
LOL so true @nicepice. And I bet with you every minute is worth it. ð
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5 years ago
LOL @nicespice your dreams of a cabana "date" with her are likely over.
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5 years ago
Soooo...
...does this mean a second nicespice and Nicokeyes meet up is off the table?
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5 years ago
If being a stripper so that you can make a living on your own is being "underemployed", I wanna know what da fuck is being a leech off daddy because you can't graduate by 25 and move on in life and support yourself?
Is subunderemployed a word?
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5 years ago
She even failed at retiring as a TUSCL troll. ð
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5 years ago
Afternoon drip for our resident troll and RIL trick bitch in denial.
Are you having fun being logged off to read this? Do you like all those extra efforts just to feign ignoring me?
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5 years ago
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IceyI put your ATF on a winning team
Did you just admit to being a dog?
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5 years ago
IceyDodo, troll public defender extraordinaire. At our service. LULZ!
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5 years ago
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IceyI put your ATF on a winning team
LMFAO and look what it's done to you. Now you're just like them.
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5 years ago
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IceyI put your ATF on a winning team
LOL she rates her bitches on a sliding scale.
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5 years ago
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IceyI put your ATF on a winning team
LMFAO IceyDodo has got to be dyslexic with her ratings her 9s are 6s and her 10s are 01s. It's the only logical explanation notwithstanding that she's an angry and bitter lesbian.
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5 years ago
LMFAO IceyDodo is now defending the self proclaimed TUSCL queen troll of "defending" herself.
Can't make this dumbass shit up any better. ððĪĢððĪŠ
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5 years ago
@NinaBambina my massages have ringing endorsements from every stripper I've ever given one to. A few bartenders as well. LOL they go to professionals and then tell me they aren't as good as me.
And since I know you have a high standard for weed I will find the finest the PNW has to offer.
It'll be fun if it ever happens...