Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 190)

LMAO @heaving that's stripper quantum psychology. The duality of allure and intimidation.

^ *what does your ATF buy for you*?

@jsully63 if your wife is sending you to the club on your birthday you have an ATF wife too. And if it's only a CF buying you cake and weed, what does you ATF buy from you? My ATF DS has bought me drinks a handful of times over the years.

I had a past ATF with big and bright blue eyes. And she used them to her advantage. On stage and in a private dance she would always stare at you directly and intensely. Truth be told, at the start it was intimidating. It was a bit hard to stare back for long because they were mesmerizing and intense. We talked about it one time and she said that yeah guys will avert eye contact with her after a short bit because her look is both beautiful and intimidating. And the funny thing is, is that once I noticed this and it was called out, the allure and intimidation of her eye contact faded with me. Because I knew it was part of her stripper game, it lost its effect.

Sucker? For getting dances at the lowest rates possible? That's a big reason to have an ATF... it's the discounts!

LOL the Peppermint Hippo competes with Deja Moo.

It's nice but not a deal breaker.

SirLapdancealot stands with THEWHITEKNIGHT! Nice avatar pic, sir.

She is an 8+ all natural hottie. She has the kind of looks and body that I'm very attracted to. She likes men in real life. She is medium to high mileage and doesn't shy away from stimulating my hard cock in a dance. She has no issues with my LDKs with the understanding that I won't let them affect her. She gives me priority over other non-regulars. I always get the right to go get dances ahead of others if there's a line of customers waiting on her. She stays in good communication and doesn't ignore me for long when I'm in the club. If a whale is taking her away for the night, she tells me well in advance and works with me on timing for dances for that visit. She enjoys being massaged by me and will sit with me and tease me for at least a few songs prior to getting dances. She's friendly on a regular basis and doesn't just mechanically interact with me. She has a friendly disposition. She gives me good dance rates and rewards me for my regularity.

@lopaw LOL take advantage of that shit all day long. @GoVikings I agree. My backup CF is my only fave that has been like that. Although I have met a few one timers like it too.

Entry level? This isn't my first rodeo and I'm not looking to enter into anything more. I'm just saying that based on the same level of experience, there are strippers that just want to provide it and even seem to get off on it.

@gSteph I have the just about the exact same limits. I don't want to kiss/DFK any other woman on the lips and pussy except my wife. I'll pucker kiss a stripper on her tits and ass but that's about it.

"INTELLUGENT WOMEN" ^ LMAO @Papi it's INTELLIGENT And @reverend they're called "cankles"

@TFP in the meantime let's enjoy the peace, san_jose_creep spam notwithstanding. Yesterday I saw my ATF DS and it's to the point now that just sitting spoon with her at the bar with my boner between her ass cheeks in her outfit isn't enough. LOL now if she's wearing shorts I pull them down so I can see her thong and it's her bare ass on my crotch. That way, when I squeeze her phat ass on my dick it's a better grip around it. And looking down at the thong whale tail and her nice ass is a visual treat. LOL we sat like that for 30 min before dances and I could have easily LDKed or whipped it out and nutted on her thong before even going. Sorry for OT but I know you'd appreciate it. I would rather the forum be about actual strip club escapades than raving lunatic troll rants. Unfortunately on this unmoderated forum it's more the latter.

- fake boobs - fake ass - flat chest - flat ass - bald head - more muscles than most men - more tattoos than bare skin - bad hygiene - too much ribcage showing - waistline bigger than bust and hips - flabby - "mailing it in" attitude

@Cristobal yes I have entertained myself by engaging san_jose_creep numerous times. I like to study the minds of trolls and mentally unstable people. It fascinates me how they end up justifying the weird shit they do. I first thought he was a simple and intentional troll but after engaging with him I realized that he is truly sincere and genuine with what he believes and posts and is simply clueless that he is insulting and condescending in the process. He's like an autistic or savant troll. It's his nature and normal self so he cannot stop being that way. He doesn't even recognize his trolling. Also he's good to engage because he's a cautionary tale to all married PLs. He's a real life case of how you can get so wrapped up in mongering that it ruins your life and marriage and you become a crazed raving lunatic online. So ultimately to me he's like the village idiot of TUSCL. Everyone knows him and puts up with his lunacy and public rants from the town square. Some feel sorry for him, some throw their plant water on him and yell insults at him. Either way, he's going to be out on the town square ranting and mumbling what seems to be random and incoherent thoughts, day in and day out.

I believe in Phoenix it's called a table dance .

If it is less than $20 per song and a good grind, I will get main room dances over private. I used to do this in clubs in Phoenix and Albuquerque but in Portland there's no such thing. All dances are in private areas. At some clubs it is a common area but still off the main room. At others it's completely private. When I do get a floor dance I also suggest we go to a back corner area and often it is virtually private.

That's why san_jose_creep supports both of them. They have conve'rsed with him. But it doesn't matter. Until san_jose_creep gets mental help, he's going to be here as long as that. He's stuck in a mental do-loop state as a defense mechanism to his psychological issues. All he can do is keep typing a fantasy life and way of mongering as a means to keep his mind preoccupied and in denial. And it is exacerbated by anyone that acknowledges him.

^ so says the creepy Sleepy Time Rapist

My only issue with Nicokeyes and IceyDodo (and any other online troll) is that they both are extremely condescending and disrespectful whilst posting. There's no need to use the internet as a means to look better or smarter than fellow members in the same forum. Just post what you like for yourself without having to contrast yourself with someone "lesser". In other words, don't be a troll. If you are, expect the same treatment back from me, and then some. Whether intentional or myopic view stupidity, it doesn't matter to me. I'm going to intentionally troll back until it stops or I get bored of it. @Cristobal LOL so true.

"First when there's nothing But a slow glowing dream That your fear seems to hide Deep inside your mind All alone I have cried Silent tears full of pride In a world made of steel Made of stone Well, I hear the music Close my eyes, feel the rhythm Wrap around Take a hold of my heart What a feeling Bein's believin' I can have it all Now I'm dancing for my life Take your passion And make it happen Pictures come alive You can dance right through your life"

To be clear, I believe I was approached by nicespice to lay off Nicokeyes in exchange for titty pics. And LOL I never proclaimed to be right. In hindsight it might have been better to take the titty pics. 😍🤪

She's a maniac on the floor. And she's dancing like she's never done before.

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