Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 186)

I'm always rooting for the Packers but Rogers is injury prone so I don't get my hopes too high.

Nowadays it's $300. That gets at least half a dozen or 30 min of dances and drinks and stage tips. In the past I spent about $400 one time only.

Get a drone if you're gonna stalk properly. Go big or go home.

@nicespice I think you're a clever Asian dancer myself, but...it doesn't take a genius to know that san_jose_creep is going to take a thread off topic. Also I wouldn't be so sure Nicokeyes has thoroughly exited the thread. Whenever she is having a manic episode she tends to start posting ad nauseum again. She might just be in a depressed state at the moment, but rest assured she'll come back around when the manic attack comes. She'll also often claim she's done posting in a thread only to contradict her dumbass self and post again to it days later

@wallanon that's how I remember it from the 90s. Not only are the booths creepy but also looking across the room you see the silhouettes of other creepy dudes in their booths. Weird and creepy.

Sounds like you met MackTruck's DS.

I feel that san_jose_creep seeks to assign blame on others for his own failures in life. Failed marriage because of his excessive mongering? Blame strip clubs as 'clip joints'. Blame his wife for her destructive ways. Blame the institution of marriage itself! Do anything but blame himself! Failed schooling and fitting in in college? Blame the institution of college itself! Again note that he doesn't ever blame himself! Failed at getting laid or having real life sex with a woman? Again blame the strip club business model. Or blame the lack of a sex cult organization where he's the leader. LOL he creates any 'logic' as a means to stay in denial about his own personality and intellectual faults.

https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=68532 LOL Nicokeyes clearly has idle time to create apology threads that have ZERO to do with STRIP CLUBS. Link above is another one. And LOL in it she claims... ..."been swamped for a while now and will be from here on out as a result of having dropped everything in my life to puruse my legal ambitions...hopefully will find time 2 make that apology soon." ...note the irony and contradiction... she's dropped everything in her life but in the same sentence she took the time to create a TUSCL thread that has nothing to do with her legal ambitions... ... it's like she's bipolar having a manic episode and she doesn't even see her dumbass contradictory logic... LOL! Ok bye!

LMFAO Nicokeyes this thread and it's topic is a clear sign of your idle lifestyle. This site is supposed to be about STRIP CLUBS. And this thread and your continued posts have nothing to do with it. LOL, dumbass, as you accuse me, you do the exact same thing! And the difference between you and me is that I fund my own idle lifestyle. OTOH, you live off daddy's money but you are old enough to work and support yourself on your own. LMFAO you are an entitled freeloader with A LOT of idle time making OT threads on a STRIP CLUB forum. And you're a hypocritical dumbass. LOL ok bye.

^ drinking a Four Loko, no doubt!

Typical stripper or just female names are fine. It really doesn't matter to me. In my anecdotal observation it's the weird and obscure and somewhat masculine names that don't help a stripper's cause. For example here in Portland I've seen dancers with names like Hulk, Atlas, and Max and none of them make me anywhere near interested in going to see them.

My only Asian lay was a GF in college. American born Taiwanese. She wasn't a slut or that crazy sexually but she was the first GF that was fine about trying anal sex. I don't think they are any more or less horny or slutty than our vanilla 'murican white girls. They are better at appearing innocent and chaste, though.

When I went by the MBOT lesbian sex jerk off observatory I thought it was creepy and weird. Like being a peeping Tom with other fellow peeping Toms creepier and weirder.

juice will be the fugly fat dude that has a mob of hoochie mamas cheering for him and you question why the fuck those hotties are with that dude.

juice plays poker and poke her on the side

juice's multiple alias juggling on TUSCL has been his training for poker bluffs.

If real daddy cuts off her gravy train Nicokeyes is gonna need a sugar daddy to continue to fund her idle lifestyle. LMAO of course it's entirely possible that she actually graduates and gets a job, so I *could* be wrong. But LOL it never hurts to have a backup plan.

"I’m surprised that no one has mentioned Mitchell Brothers club with all its theme rooms. Now, that was an experience in its heyday." @mark yeah MBOT is/was set up like a naked ladies theme park. In one club you have a standard strip club stage, a burlesque/showgirl stage, a lesbian sex jerk off observatory, private rooms, etc...

juice if you hook up with Shannon Elizabeth I'll be so jelly

Out here in Portland... - The Golden Dragon offers bedroom VIP sessions where you can mutually masturbate. As your stripper takes you to the bedroom, she picks up a towel and a bottle of lube. When you are in the room you are free to drop your pants and whack off to her instead of getting a lapdance. - Casa Diablo plays the schtick of being the unique "vegan club" in town. It's pure schtick and a gimmick for marketing purposes. If you choose a club for it being vegan you might be in the wrong hobby. - Devil's Point was the first club in town to make stripper karaoke night a regular thing. A few other clubs do it now too but DP was the first to make it a thing.

LMAO this is an unmoderated forum. We can post whatever the fuck we want. That includes san_jose_creep who makes it his business on how others should interact with strippers even though it's none of his business.

8 days ago I had sex with my wife. Guest bedroom because it was close at the time.

Casa has a great party atmosphere but is also TOO EXPENSIVE. Dance and VIP prices ridiculously too expensive. There are much better options in Portland than Casa.

Thanks crotchrocket. Appreciate the support. Yeah it was such a short visit and the club sucks, so I didn't think that spelling out the details of my drink and tips was all that important.

Every now and then my wife and I will go out on the town and if she's been drinking a bit she's often down to going to a strip club. When I go with her I avoid the clubs where I'm a regular and tend to go to the more gentleman's clubs with expensive dance prices and only medium mileage. Only once did she want to get dances which was fun. When we go it's all about hanging and tipping a lot at the stage. I do everything to make it as enjoyable for her as possible and make it more of a party visit than a private dance one.