Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 185)

So it's come to underground hat dancing circuits and Viet coffee houses in the Bay Area, has it? The damn local laws need to change out there. Oakland could be a premiere city for awesome AA/"urban" strip clubs. And San Jose has the population to support as many clubs as SF. But instead there's high priced clubs in SF, street hooking and AMPs in Oakland, and underground hat dancing in San Jose.

It's funny nitpicks. That's all.

@twentyfive it's a spelling issue, not grammar.

It's sad to hear the decline of MBOT. Such a great club in the 90s...

@blah I think pegging appeals to a lot of strippers especially given what they put up with from PLs. What would be your position? I kinda see you doing it traditional doggy with some hair pulling. Maybe even a donkey punch. No?

@nicespice what's your favorite way to peg a PL?

She's tired of all that dick poking at her. Time to pay it back.

nicespice's knives are a metaphor for her wanting to peg PLs

I thought the knife was a metaphor for a clit

These are generalities only but I always felt Filipinas and Vietnamese women are cute overall but none are ever drop dead gorgeous or butt ugly. And by contrast there's no in between with Korean women. They are just beautiful when they are hot but also there are some FUGLY and plain ones. And overall most Asian women skin is silky smooth and soft relative to other races.

Missionary with my hands grabbing her ass and her reaching back behind one of her legs rubbing my nuts. Eyes usually closed. Not too slow and not too fast. I'll softly moan or grunt when I'm cumming, and I wait until I know she's getting off. I love cumming inside a creamy pussy this way.

@Cashman No normal person envisions another "fully submerged in a tank of sulfuric acid" as san_jose_creep posted about you. That's the mind of a demented fuck right there. Demented as fuck fuck.

"Claims about people's personal lives are out of bounds" @san_jose_creep FYI on an unmoderated forum you can claim anything you want. And who cares about talking about your personal life amidst anonymity? There's no rules here, moron. It's why you get to post shit ad nauseum.

@Cashman see how violent he gets when you comment on his state of affairs IRL? Anything that takes him out of his delusions pisses him off. That's why he stays in delusions about strippers and women. He just has to believe that they want him and he's not really the creepy and dirty and lecherous creep that he is.

Read that Year of the Ram thread by him that I posted. He's in serious delusion that those AMP whores are just waiting for him to "choose" them to be his GF, that they want to fuck him but for being on their periods, that they actually like his DATY and FIV from his dirty mouth and fingers, and that they don't care about money for anything that he wants to do with them. Extrapolate from all this and imagine him actually having money and a car and what he would try do with strippers at a strip club and him thinking the whole time that they worship him. Creepy as fuck.

@Cashman san_jose_creep is exactly why strippers live pedal to the metal. They can't wait to get as far away from his creepy ass as possible. Luckily with him on a bike and being homeless and destitute his creeping is severely limited.

LOL my max is lower than most averages. Average range for me is $70-100

@Nidan crazy bitches got the best pussy so she has that going for her.

@VH_Kicks LOL I just watched the video and didn't read anything else. That was a pretty elaborate set up. @san_jose_creep is this how one should stalk an AMP whore? https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=33352 Take a hint: when she's always on her period whenever you visit, it means fucking you is the last thing she wants. LMAO all those AMP whores told you this but you were in denial and kept stalking them until they transferred to another AMP or outright quit. Just to avoid your creepy ass.

@VH_Kicks I've luckily never been there with my wife. She's definitely not evil. Truly my better half. Thanks for that link, though. She got cold busted. @san_jose_creep what do you suggest? A Huffy bike like you did with those AMP whores when you first joined TUSCL? Fuck. All of them quit working at the AMPs you went to because you stalked them like the creep you are.

^ LMAO san_jose_creep you just defended yourself with this post.

^ *lurks*.

@TFP and all I'm saying is that Nicokeyes hiatus is possibly only temporary. Her being a bipolar dumbass and all. And as far as san_jose_creep, he needs TUSCL more than any of us. It's his actual way of experiencing PL life because he's homeless and destitute. He doesn't actually go to clubs or see any strippers. He just uses TUSCL to live his mental fantasy about it all. While we go to actual strip clubs IRL, he just posts fantasies on TUSCL. So we will be stuck with his dumbass posts as long as he has free internet access or until he seeks professional mental help. As far as IceyDodo, note that she still lurk