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SirLapdancealot
Knight of the Round Table Dance

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5 years ago
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san_jose_guy
money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Buying Some of the Hof NV Empire?
^ translation -> I don't want to believe that the sex worker that has sex for money for a living isn't taking my money for the sex and is only taking it because I respect and care for her for having sex with me for money.
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5 years ago
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future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
Lol @ men who cheat on their wives by going to strip club & attribute "lack of f
@Meat read this thread by san_jose_creep when he was trying to make AMP whores his "GFs": https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=32990 He's entirely delusional throughout the whole thing. The AMP whores are all trying to avoid him and they even tell him they are on their periods to avoid having sex with him and he's going along believing that he's going to make one of them his GF. And it's as easy as him selecting one.
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5 years ago
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future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
Lol @ men who cheat on their wives by going to strip club & attribute "lack of f
"At some point in my life I decided that I liked being with strippers and sex workers more than with the good girls." ^ This must have been the point in your life when you realized that the only way you would ever get a woman's attention was to pay a stripper or sex worker because no other woman wanted anything to do with you. You're so drunk on SS it's become your reality.
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5 years ago
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san_jose_guy
money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Buying Some of the Hof NV Empire?
@JustinTolook there are two key interrelated reasons that san_jose_creep is obsessed with kissing and making out... 1) he simply yearns for a woman's affections and he's so creepy that he rarely gets it, ever. He wants real love and affection from a woman and when he gets it from a whore it helps him to believe that she genuinely wants him for him alone and not for his money. He doesn't ever want to believe or fathom that he's a chump that has to pay for sex and kissing is a way to suspend his disbelief that he's not a creep and complete turn off to women. 2) He has erectile dysfunction and kissing and making out is just about the only thing that helps him in this regard. In fact he may not even care to get a boner and in lieu of that he settles for kissing. You have to study a lot of his earlier posts to understand this. He's admitted to both of these but they are buried amongst all his other blathering. But you can bank on this. These are the real reasons he's obsessed with kissing any woman. He needs it more than anything else.
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5 years ago
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future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
Lol @ men who cheat on their wives by going to strip club & attribute "lack of f
"FWIW, I used strip clubs and AMPs as an escape. But I never bragged about that, I was just trying to stay sane. It was a survival strategy." LMFAO @san_jose_creep so you cheated on your wife just to survive? That's pretty lame. Lame as fuck.
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5 years ago
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future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
Lol @ men who cheat on their wives by going to strip club & attribute "lack of f
"Therefore, men who contribute to broken homes by cheating on their wives and paying young women for blowjobs and sex have NO RIGHT to criticize other people( poor families) for their broken homes." @Nicokeyes again, where are these critiques of poor families for their broken homes? Why not reply in those threads then? Is it because they don't exist and you are just maniacally posting like an attention whore? Just food for thought...
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5 years ago
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Call.Me.Ishmael
Rhode Island
IceyLoco ... when a troll persona falls apart
Hi IceyDodo! I see you're back trolling. And I know you're reading this. Hee hee.
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5 years ago
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future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
Lol @ men who cheat on their wives by going to strip club & attribute "lack of f
Yeah san_jose_creep isn't that what you thought when you went to see strippers and AMP whores when you were married?
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5 years ago
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future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
Lol @ men who cheat on their wives by going to strip club & attribute "lack of f
Anyway, where are these threads and posts where men "attribute "lack of family values/broken home" as the primary cause of poverty"? Is Nicokeyes just creating another strawman argument in her manic episode?
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5 years ago
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future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
Lol @ men who cheat on their wives by going to strip club & attribute "lack of f
"I don't think most on here truly believe what they say. They just want to legitimate their own antisocial actions and beliefs." I agree completely and it applies to you, IceyDodo. LMFAO you say you don't pay stripper whores for sex and GFE but you don't want to believe it even when you're quoted doing it. LMFAO projection much?
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5 years ago
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RKS
Bay Area stripclubs for someone who moved up from LA!
^ groped, not banged
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5 years ago
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RKS
Bay Area stripclubs for someone who moved up from LA!
LMAO san_jose_creep you must have missed the part where Cristobal said he banged CGs in SAN JOSE...the same place you are making excuses about.
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5 years ago
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future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
Correction: nicole 1994's aplogy for some posts made about tuscl men, NOT apolo
Or are you really the man that pays stripper whores for sex and GFE but still claiming to be a feminist at the same time LMFAO what a hypocrite.
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5 years ago
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JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
Added 10 plus new picks
Nothing spells white trash "class" like fries and wine.
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5 years ago
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JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
Added 10 plus new picks
It just goes to show, you can take the trash out of the trailer park but you can't take the white trash out of juice. LMAO he's making stacks of $100 bills and six figures but is still proud of buying sodas at 10 for $10. And I'll kick yer ass at big screen Pac-Man, bitch. Ms. Pac-Man too (bitch).
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5 years ago
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MackTruck
God Bless Dancers
I makin it to da big tyme now 😁
Fuck you, Juicie!
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5 years ago
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MackTruck
God Bless Dancers
I makin it to da big tyme now 😁
I'm telling you, juice be using TUSCL aliases to work on his bluffing skills.
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5 years ago
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mjx01
Aspiring Global Hound
Portland Strip Club Crawl
Forgot to mention SinRock talent is always solid but the area is sketchy. Shimmers is another small sleeper that's hit and miss but mostly miss.
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5 years ago
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MackTruck
God Bless Dancers
I makin it to da big tyme now 😁
Cuck you, Mockie!
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5 years ago
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RKS
Bay Area stripclubs for someone who moved up from LA!
"Founder, we need the Vietnamese character set here, in case any other TUSCLers start getting personal with Vietnamese girls." LMFAO!!!
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5 years ago
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RKS
Bay Area stripclubs for someone who moved up from LA!
Here's a great san_jose_creep quote from that link: "Over the decades I have fucked 3 counties worth of Asian RAs, and the vast majority of them have been Vietnamese, as I do prefer them. I have extensively kissed most of them too. But never have any of them offered me a Vietnamese lesson." What the fuck happened, @san_jose_creep?
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5 years ago
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RKS
Bay Area stripclubs for someone who moved up from LA!
It's funny how san_jose_creep's opinion of Vietnamese women and culture has changed since 2015. https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=32990 Back then, according to his own thread, he was macking on several Vietnamese AMP whore. He was even learning the language as he tried to fuck and DFK them. If he is learning the language he must be embracing their culture, no? Why then is he now so critical that their culture limiting his ability to date/fuck them? Answer: He creeped even the Vietnamese AMP whores out so much that they all avoided him eventually. It had NOTHING to do with their culture. LMAO!
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5 years ago
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JonathanToy
Portland?
Yeah the stupid bouncer is a real boner killer. Super annoying. Luckily the club has hotties like you that kept me "coming" back. When my three faves moved on there, I found better options in town. I think the bad press that caused the Beaverton Stars to close kinda ruined the Bridgeport one. The owner wanted to make sure it stayed on the up and up with the law, so the rules are strict there.
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5 years ago
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mjx01
Aspiring Global Hound
Portland Strip Club Crawl
As a local and having been to all these clubs I think you are pretty accurate. Here's my comments on each: Club Rouge - a nighttime and weekend club only. Dayshift is dead. Mileage and strippers are much better at night. It's a great layout to me. I agree it's pricey. Spyce - also a nighttime and weekend club only. I prefer it over Club Rouge for downtown. I've always found some good hotties there every time. It is a bit of a hustle club so you can't be passive. Private dances are good but expensive. To me it's the best downtown club for hot strippers but if you want the best mileage go to the Golden Dragon. Sunset Strip - A sentimental favorite because I don't live far from it and I've had some good faves here over the years. They know me there and I get good regular treatment. There is a hustle/ROB vibe with some of the strippers but there are also some that simply aim to please. Mileage is always good in my experience. I don't like how they cap and end every song at 3 min. It's worth going back to. Dolphin II - Yes overall sad. I've been there at all different times and have never been impressed with the stripper quality. And I've tried since again I don't live far from it and Sunset. It does have a good reputation for mileage amongst my fellow locals but I've never wanted to get dances there even with the best intentions. Xpose - Totally agree. I've been in and left before finishing my drink several times for all your reasons stated. The Venue - I was there when it was Mystic a few times. I always liked it better than Club205 because it had more of a neighborhood club feel than a hustle one. Club205 - Not a bad club. Dancer quality is varied like you observed. I've always found at least one hottie. I stop in every now and then to try some strippers but it's never made it to my regular rotation list. It's decent, like the Venue. Next time you come I suggest DV8 and Rose City Strip, my two favorite clubs in town. Try Sunset Strip again too. Stars Bridgeport is solid on the weekends at night. Also if you aren't feeling it at Spyce or Club Rouge downtown try the Golden Dragon. Columbia Strip is a small sleeper club that's hit and miss. It's better than Desire and Dancin' Bare which are nearby.