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Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 182)

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    5 years ago
    MackTruck
    God Bless Dancers
    I makin it to da big tyme now 😁
    Fuck you, Mackie!
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    5 years ago
    Bay Area stripclubs for someone who moved up from LA!
    @Cristobal you gotta be part Vietnamese or something. LMAO.
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    5 years ago
    Portland?
    @PinkSugarDoll I agree about the Stars common dance area. Not quite enough privacy and the stupid bouncer is always lurking. But the two VIP rooms are nice. LOL I figured that's where you are most of the time. 🤭
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    5 years ago
    Portland?
    "Scarlet Lounge can have high mileage day shift with the right gal, but she'll probably weigh more than you do." LMAO!!! Someday I'll get out there but it's never been a high priority for reason stated. That said, I only weigh 150lbs.
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    5 years ago
    Bay Area stripclubs for someone who moved up from LA!
    "Cristobal, my posts have 4 corners. You should read inside of those 4 corners. If you try and read outside of those 4 corners then you are at risk of running into my steel and concrete privacy wall." ^ As I stated.. His privacy wall is simply a wall of complete denial into his miserable real life which he is trying desperately to shut out. He doesn't want to face the fact that he's homeless and destitute, he ruined his entire life and marriage by excessive mongering with strippers and AMP whores, and he's completely creepy to women and they don't want him. So any action or even thoughts that remind him of his current reality is met with extreme denial and deflection. It's like when someone doesn't want to listen and they plug their ears with their fingers and start singing "la-la-la, I'm not listening" because they literally don't want to hear anything. He'd much rather think about dead squirrels and oozing grey matter and literal head bashing instead of thinking about his present reality. And personally I have fun with it!
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    5 years ago
    Bay Area stripclubs for someone who moved up from LA!
    "This is not just a perception, Viet civilians can be extremely difficult to deal with. They live to please parents and please the peer culture. This is not just a minor investment, it is a total life commitment to keeping up with the jones. I am not going to live that way." ^ translation -> I can't get a date with these civilian datable girls because I'm a creep in denial so I'll blame their culture instead of myself.
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    5 years ago
    Portland?
    Thank @ArtCollege. I never had a dance at Sassy's but I always liked it. It is such a dive in looks and is so small, but you go in and there are smoking hot strippers there. LOL it's a 7up dive club! @PinkSugarDoll back again, eh? Stars again? LOL quit taking bizness away from our beautiful local strippers. I keed, I keed. Just keep making the local PLs happy!
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    5 years ago
    herbtcat
    Cool Cat in the Valley
    Would you pay more potato saled with pickles, or without?
    @Cashman it depends on the density of pickles vs 'tato salad. Just nitpickling you, bro.
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    5 years ago
    Bay Area stripclubs for someone who moved up from LA!
    @Cristobal I went to school at Cal. Met many Bay Area and SoCal Asian girls. Got to know all the cultures, Vietnamese being one of them. Although they have some bias for their own men it's not a hard barrier. As a Filipino I dated and fucked a Taiwanese girl. She later dated a white dude. In most of their cultures the males dominate, not the females as san_jose_creep says as an excuse. LMFAO they put HIM in a harness because he's a bonafide CREEP and want nothing to do with him. Anyway the modern Asian girl today is really no different than the modern all American girl. Totally attainable and fuckable *if* you have some game. san_jose_creep is full of shit as usual and just finds excuses for his own creepiness. Also great post just now! Brilliant!
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    5 years ago
    MackTruck
    God Bless Dancers
    I makin it to da big tyme now 😁
    Meh. MockTruck and mucktruck are weak names. MackCuck FTW!
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    5 years ago
    Portland?
    ^ I feel your pain. It has so much potential too. Diverse women, huge population, big money. Also imagine Oakland having some AA/urban clubs. Instead you have street and social media prostitution.
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    5 years ago
    Portland?
    LOL @Decline I cut my teeth as a PL in the Bay Area strip club wasteland. When I moved to Portland it was like going to heaven.
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    5 years ago
    Portland?
    Golden Dragon Twitter... https://mobile.twitter.com/goldendragonpdx
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    5 years ago
    Portland?
    Spyce Instagram... https://www.instagram.com/spyceclub_pdx/?hl=en
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    5 years ago
    Portland?
    Club 205 Twitter... https://mobile.twitter.com/CLUB205
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    5 years ago
    Portland?
    Dream On Saloon schedule... http://www.dreamonsaloon.com/1
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    5 years ago
    Portland?
    SinRock's Instagram... https://www.instagram.com/clubsinrockportland/
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    5 years ago
    Portland?
    Tommy's Too... http://www.tommystoo.com/calendar.php
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    5 years ago
    Portland?
    The DV8/RCS schedule... http://dv8.cc/home/schedule/
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    5 years ago
    What’s the coolest street you’ve been to?
    Grand Canal in Venice, Italy is #1 I agree on Broadway in Nashville and Fremont in Vegas. I'm partial to Telegraph Ave in Berkeley, CA. Not so much because of the sights and places to visit. I just thought it represents everything America is about. In one street over just a few blocks you have every walk of life in the USA covered from the most destitute to the wealthy. Cafes, restaurants, street vendors, stores, apartments, hotels, motels...a microcosm of the USA.
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    5 years ago
    Portland?
    Portland is a solid city for good 2 way mileage. And we have some good small neighborhood dive clubs. The Acropolis is the only club I know where contact is 1 way. If you are downtown a great walkable circuit is Spyce, Club Rouge, and end at the Golden Dragon. (Note that being downtown they are a little more expensive but you should get rates at $100/3. I saw you have a lot of Phoenix reviews so note that we have higher prices out here.) Spyce and Club Rouge are solid gentleman's clubs, both should have some lookers and grinders and good VIP areas. Can't go wrong with either of these clubs and again just go to the other one if you're not feeling it. The Golden Dragon is more of a party atmosphere and is an 18 and over club. A lot of young strippers work there and there's no alcohol. It gets packed starting around 11pm as the downtown drinkers wander in from the bars. The club is a rat race too. The strippers are all hustling hard but it can play to your advantage because they want to show you a better time than the next one. There are also various dance options - regular booths, bedroom ViP rooms, and even a mutual masterbation (no contact) option. Mileage should be good there. I hate to mention it but not far from downtown is Casa Diablo which is a rip-off club to me but it always has a lot of dancers and they are the typical Portland type - tattooed, pierced, white, and mostly hot. It's expensive and I don't go there but I must say the line up is big and the strippers are hot and they give a good grind. If you don't care about prices, it's a good club for reasons mentioned. My favorite clubs in Portland are DV8 and Rose City Strip. They are mid-sized and slightly smaller than the aforementioned ones but the strippers don't hustle too hard and they are hot. If you have a car I recommend these two out of all my options. They aren't that far from each other and are under the same ownership. The same strippers switch locations day to day. Both of them represent the Portland club scene well. Neighborhood club feel, but not dives and with hot strippers. I've had good times with Layla, Mimi, and Sasha at either. SinRock, Stars Bridgeport, Club205, and Union Jack's are also good mid size clubs with good talent. SinRock and Stars being more typical gentleman's clubs and the other two more "Portland style". As to the smaller dives which always have good mileage but talent varies I like Sunset Strip, Columbia Strip, and the Venue. You'll be taking a chance on these clubs because of variable talent but they are good 2 way mileage. At Sunset try to see Vienna, Julia, or Lily. At Columbia Strip there's Macy, Jordan, and Holly. At the lower end out here but where you may get extras are Tommy's Too and the Dream On Saloon. Both are total dives but the strippers are high mileage and if not extras you may be able to negotiate OTC. If you like a hot sista, go see Mahogany at Tommy's. Sunshine at Dream On is a really cute grinder. If you want to try clubs more unique to Portland there's the Lucky Devil Lounge, Mary's, and Devil's Point. They are more goth style and just have that Portland feel to them. Avoid the Dancin' Bare because of the lack of talent and the Acropolis for lack of 2 way contact. As to extras I can't advise you on that but I know from fellow TUSCL PLs through PMs that they are available. And I know for a fact that some of the strippers I mentioned either offer them or are escorts you can meet OTC. PM me if you want to discuss further.
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    5 years ago
    havent been on in a while
    It's always good to get a stripper's perspective around here, so good to see you back. That and I always enjoy seeing a nice tight pussy avatar. ☺️
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    5 years ago
    Portland?
    Yes. What part of town are you staying and what are you seeking? Portland has a lot of variety for strip clubs.
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    5 years ago
    MackTruck
    God Bless Dancers
    Smart Talk
    Shit rolls downhill.
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    5 years ago
    Bay Area stripclubs for someone who moved up from LA!
    LMAO it's as if Vietnamese culture is different in LA vs San Jose. And it has nothing to do with the fact that san_jose_creep simply creeps out the local CGs in San Jose