It just goes to show, you can take the trash out of the trailer park but you can't take the white trash out of juice. LMAO he's making stacks of $100 bills and six figures but is still proud of buying sodas at 10 for $10.
And I'll kick yer ass at big screen Pac-Man, bitch. Ms. Pac-Man too (bitch).
^^^ Don’t be looking down on Juice. Juice is a good ape! The last time I hung out with Juice we shared a bottle of Louis XIII (as a rick I have access to the top shelf) and he ate fries and a sausage and peppers sub while I snacked on armadillo.
When I told Juice that the armadillo was extra classy because it was roadkill from a Tesla driven by myself, dugan, and our bud the lion you know what he said? “It looks good!” Most apes don’t have the class to say that three-day old armadillo looks good. But he realized that, as a vulture, I roll with the rotting food. That Juicey ape is pure class!
Hell, there was this one time I was hanging with Juice and I gave him a bit of roadkill possum. Most of you apes turn up your noses at roadkill. Even dugan, the smartest hairless ape on the planet, refuses to eat roadkill.
But what did Juice do? He put some possum guts on his BBQ sandwich, put on some nice sauce, and chowed down. PURE CLASS!!!
Most of you apes aren’t fit to lick Juice’s taint!!!
Nothing wrong with “Dogs Playing Poker” except for the fact that they’re dogs and it is well known that dogs lick their own balls and asshole. Now if they were badass suit-wearing dogs like the puppy it would be different.
We ricks are teaching the puppy that he needs to have sexy female hairless apes lick his balls and asshole. That’s the rick way.
Hell, I have it on good authority that my bud dugan has not used a single square of toilet paper in the past 10 years. He either pays some sexy female hairless ape to clean his ass or he’s so drunk he doesn’t give two shits about how dirty his ass is!
But back to Juice. I agree that Juice is a good ape. Not rick material, but still a good ape.
However, I hadn’t realized that the vulture shared any top shelf liquor with the guy. Personally, I can’t tell top shelf from rotgut and I doubt Juice can either. I once shared some rubbing alcohol mixed with kool-aid with Juice. Then we gangbanged a sexy orangutan whore. But nothing gay went on between me and Juice.
Not that I really remember much from that evening. I had just chugged rubbing alcohol with a crazy poker-playing ape.
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How much you win playing Miss PAC Man?
Lol! Enjoy it Juice!
And I'll kick yer ass at big screen Pac-Man, bitch. Ms. Pac-Man too (bitch).
Don’t be looking down on Juice. Juice is a good ape! The last time I hung out with Juice we shared a bottle of Louis XIII (as a rick I have access to the top shelf) and he ate fries and a sausage and peppers sub while I snacked on armadillo.
When I told Juice that the armadillo was extra classy because it was roadkill from a Tesla driven by myself, dugan, and our bud the lion you know what he said? “It looks good!” Most apes don’t have the class to say that three-day old armadillo looks good. But he realized that, as a vulture, I roll with the rotting food. That Juicey ape is pure class!
Squawk!
But what did Juice do? He put some possum guts on his BBQ sandwich, put on some nice sauce, and chowed down. PURE CLASS!!!
Most of you apes aren’t fit to lick Juice’s taint!!!
Squawk!!!
Yup. Low and bad, lol! 😉
Juice be white trash ballin'.
We ricks are teaching the puppy that he needs to have sexy female hairless apes lick his balls and asshole. That’s the rick way.
Hell, I have it on good authority that my bud dugan has not used a single square of toilet paper in the past 10 years. He either pays some sexy female hairless ape to clean his ass or he’s so drunk he doesn’t give two shits about how dirty his ass is!
ROAR!!!
However, I hadn’t realized that the vulture shared any top shelf liquor with the guy. Personally, I can’t tell top shelf from rotgut and I doubt Juice can either. I once shared some rubbing alcohol mixed with kool-aid with Juice. Then we gangbanged a sexy orangutan whore. But nothing gay went on between me and Juice.
Not that I really remember much from that evening. I had just chugged rubbing alcohol with a crazy poker-playing ape.
ROAR!!!
SJG
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