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5 years ago
@nicespice based on the reviews and driving by it, it's a complete dive. I was kidding only. I also had a drop dead gorgeous former ATF (a 9 in my book) in Portland that started stripping there, and she confirmed it is a dive.
I'm not going to clubs much anymore but still PM me if you are coming up here. If I can convince my wife we could come out and be your "stage shills" and smoke out and party with you. Dunno about massage anymore. 😐
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5 years ago
As far as LDKing before time is up I just make sure I know when there's 5 min left and then focus on doing it. I used to do so many 30 min VIPs for $150 with my ATF DS that I would LDK like clockwork during the last song without even checking the time.
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5 years ago
Every place I've done VIP my stripper had set the timer on her clock and I always did the same with mine. Before it even starts we agree to go by her clock and I make sure I see it start at the beginning as well as start my own. And only at one club did the management ever stop by (on time) and give a heads up that there were 5min left.
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5 years ago
@nicespice forget all that and just get to Portland.
LOL that said I bet the one lonely club in Coos Bay would hire you. 🤭
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5 years ago
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mjx01Aspiring Global Hound
Dani @Columbia Strip is a cool bartender and she's got a great body. Natalie is cool too. Columbia Strip has improved from when it was Jag's. They upgraded the tables in the main room. Stripper quality is hit and miss but there are days when the 3 girl afternoon lineup is a 7up factory.
Dancin' Bare is quite possibly the worst dive club in Portland. I'll take the Dream On Saloon over it anyday.
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5 years ago
^ Satan!
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5 years ago
...It's like when someone doesn't want to listen and they plug their ears with their fingers and start singing "la-la-la, I'm not listening" because they literally don't want to hear anything. He'd much rather think about dead squirrels and oozing grey matter and literal head bashing instead of thinking about his present reality. And personally I have fun with it!
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5 years ago
^ called it!
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5 years ago
"some businesses which make their money by things which LE does not allow, they are negative places. It is the nature of vice and crime."
LMAO san_jose_creep that's exactly what an AMP is and you have no issues going to them for P4P with AMP whores. Now all of a sudden it's an issue with P4P CGs? BULLSHIT!
LOL your entire TUSCL existence is one big excuse!
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5 years ago
@Cristobal There's definitely no harm and much fun trying. I hope you'll continue. You'll see san_jose_creep do everything that I predict. LMAO see how he's already putting up the "privacy wall" as you start probing into his real life which is one where no woman wants anything to do with his creepy ass.
Also see how he's even trying to have you respect his ignore of me? He doesn't want anyone else to respond to me when we talk about him because that also starts reminding him of his true reality. LMFAO it's not enough for him to just ignore me, now he doesn't want to read anyone else's replies to me. Too funny!
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5 years ago
And if the ethereal strip club is a 9up factory and extras and FS are on the menu, you know you are in heaven. OTOH if all the strippers look like Mongo1loyd Schoene and FS is free but mandatory, you know you're in hell.
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5 years ago
@Cristobal I'm pretty confident that san_jose_creep is so far off his rocker that now he doesn't actually care about having a real interaction with a stripper or AMP whore. He only wants to project his fantasies about it, or he only wants to make excuses about why it hasn't happened yet. These two points are all he ever makes in his posts, and every time someone broaches the topic about him having an actual interaction he gets violent and hides behind his "privacy wall" excuse. He's also been offered free visits and dances with HK bar strippers in TJ by Founder and Countryman and again has violently declined them. So I say he just wants to blather on and on and fantasize on TUSCL about it, but that is all. Again a real interaction isn't something he actually wants.
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5 years ago
My ATF DS is admittedly a creature of habit (a bit OCD) and finds comfort in regularity. She is this type of dancer for sure. I have been her regular for 3 years and she was at one club for 5 years and I met her during her last year there. And only because it burned down she tried a couple of others for a few months but then settled on one for the last 1.5 years. She's an experienced stripper in her 30s and she only likes afternoon and early evening shifts. Also she like to be the hottest stripper working and so she likes the smaller neighborhood clubs which also cater to regulars. LOL she doesn't get a 401k or anything but her consistency, 'tenure', and active promotion of the club by bringing them her long term regulars like me and recommending good dancers and bartenders to work there (that she knows through her network) earns her favor from club management. Her clubs love her because of all this and for it she gets more flexible hours and she can set her own dance prices.
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5 years ago
"There are also middle grounds between a crazy-pants socialist sex "organization" filled with stripper-grade hotties constantly servicing logorrheatic shut-ins and guys being happily married to the same woman for 60 years."
^ The former is but a figment of a logorrheatic shut-in's demented imagination and the latter is actually true in real life.
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5 years ago
@CC99 I'm a firm believer that good sex with your spouse is part of having a good monogamous marriage. It's just as key as having compatible personalities. If you don't have the good sex you are just friends, not lovers. If you don't have the compatible personalities you are just fuck buddies.
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5 years ago
Juice thinks "Dogs Playing Poker" is 'fine art'.
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5 years ago
What's next, juice? Filet mignon and lobster with Four Loko? Chackin' fangers with some Dom Perignon?
Juice be white trash ballin'.
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5 years ago
@heaving san_jose_creep failed at his marriage, it was his fault for him cheating on his wife with strippers and AMP whores, and he won't accept and face this so to justify it he blames marriage (and monogamy) itself and he tells himself he just had to cheat in order to just "survive". LMFAO as if by not cheating on his wife he would have died.
There's nothing wrong with monogamy and marriage. It's simply not for everyone. But for those that choose and commit to it, it works.
I ain't gonna lie, though. As a married man for almost 20 years, it's a challenge. I can say for sure that I've never been able to stop having sexual thoughts for other women EVER. It's in my nature as man or just a human. But, to be with only one woman who loves and stays with you despite your flaws is a wonderful thing. And for the same woman to want to please you sexually (and likewise you to her) it is awesome for just that too. And because of this, to me it works and it's completely worth it. But it does take work and commitment and it's not always easy. You either want it or you don't. If you want to fuck other women and can't control it, get out of your supposed monogomous relationship. It's not for you. Just don't think it's not for everyone else too.
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5 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
^ translation -> I don't want to believe that the sex worker that has sex for money for a living isn't taking my money for the sex and is only taking it because I respect and care for her for having sex with me for money.
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5 years ago
@Meat read this thread by san_jose_creep when he was trying to make AMP whores his "GFs":
https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=32990
He's entirely delusional throughout the whole thing. The AMP whores are all trying to avoid him and they even tell him they are on their periods to avoid having sex with him and he's going along believing that he's going to make one of them his GF. And it's as easy as him selecting one.